Alana Wolfgang-Duran 🇵🇸
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Alana Wolfgang-Duran 🇵🇸
@ceraphimfalls.bsky.social
Aspirational cookbook wrangler.
Beleagured cinephile.
Chunky board game and book hoarder.
Dedicated and medicated.
Educational consultant.
Frankly just jazzed to be here!
My body is a struggle because every problem I have contradicts the recommendations for another problem. But y'all, look how balanced this meal is! It is so tasty and so filling and I feel good after eating it.
- a whole cucumber, Japanese style
- an egg w/ parm
- quinoa and brown rice
- chocy milk
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I have been really enjoying being part of a co-op. I've been eating more fruits and veg, it has been easier for my brain to meal plan, AND we have been saving a lot of money.

I'm housesitting in a home with a great kitchen this weekend, and their pets have been excellent sous chefs. This is my joy
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Izzy stole my breakfast kolache. Look at those claws! She got a taste of the peach jelly and I've never seen her tail puff up so quickly. #catsofbluesky #petsofbluesky 🐈🐈‍⬛🐱
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It only took YEARS, but I earned my first location #FitBit badge!
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dreams do come true! Ham Beaver!
#F1 #MexicanGP
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I got on Twitter to follow Occupy Wall Street and, 14 years later, we are now the 99.8%.

HOW TF DID WE LET THIS WORLD HAPPEN.
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Played #Dulce on 2025-09-28 with 2 players, winning score: 54 #bgstats

Average as a solo, but as a 2+ player? GAWD AWFUL.
September 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Played #Flamecraft on 2025-09-27 with 2 players, winning score: 52 #bgstats #boardgames

I am Daniel and Daniel is me.
September 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I get to go home earlier than expected from petsitting today! Even though I love these sweet babes, it will be so nice to have three full days at home before I'm back out on the road again. #petsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky #catsofbkuesky
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"The Thursday Murder Club" movie... that was an adaptation. The cast did the best they could, even miscast as some were. But, if you're a fan of the book, it will be hard not to be angry at the ending. And the shoehorned in new storyline clearly done all in reshoots... yuck. #booksky #filmsky
September 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I've been having health issues, especially exacerbated by exercise, so to be able to finish this challenge in 67 days (3 days early!) feels huge. All in tiny little increments. It does add up. #pots #dysautonomia #chronicillness #conquerorchallenges
August 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
August 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Izzy tucked herself in! I guess the consensus is it is time for an afternoon nap. #catsofbluesky #cats #petsofbluesky
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Check out the The Conqueror World Cup 2025 here: theconqueror.app.link/worldcup app.theconqueror.events/imagegen/wor...
June 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It is a beautiful bookish day! I just won an audiobook copy of "The Devils" from @thestorygraph.com ! If you haven't joined The Storygraph yet, you're missing out.
May 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Absolutely wild to me that people around here were so surprised by how intensely Utah took to the dirty soda craze. Beyond the obvious, our summers have been heralded by the return of the effervescent LIME RICKEY since they dawn of time (the 70s maybe?).

Welcome back, Rickey. We've missed you.
May 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am watching two #CockerSpaniels that were total stinkers the last time I stayed with them, but they are absolute loves this time!

Just goes to show that patience and love and immediately dispersing treats upon entry works wonders. #pups #dogsofbluesky
April 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Posted originally by @pleiadian-altar.bsky.social on Instagram. OMG MY HEART
March 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cupcaaaaaaakes!
March 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Birthday Event 6:

Izakaya dinner! I'm going to hunt down a beer in my mom's scary downstairs fridge and then I can be the poster child for lonely Japanese salarymen. Doing my heritage proud, I guess.

Pictured is my mom's #cat Cali, trying to do a theft.
March 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Birthday Event 5:

I got my favorite Orange Kouign Amann as a little treat because I'm a brave girl.

But I'm in a rush, so please accept this really bad and lonely-staged photo. It tastes far better than it looks.
March 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Birthday Event 3:

A walk and a toss at the nearby baseball diamond with this cutie patootie. We call her "The Table" because she has the flattest back I've ever seen, but she can still zoom faster than most any other dog I know. Border Collies are crazy. #petsofbluesky #dogs
March 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Having a rough day over here and I'd really appreciate any good vibes, sweet pet pics, funny stories... whatever lovely thing you have happening in your lives, please share! A little sunshine will go a long way.

Requisite cat pic to start off- my little demon child doing parkour at 3am this morning
March 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I had an appointment to get my car serviced today, and 45 minutes before that service, my car decides it won't shift out of neutral. Now, I'm waiting for a tow.
FML gang gang.
March 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
No cheating post the last photo of your pet
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM