Celeste ✨
@celestral.bsky.social
29 - Cajun in Seattle - pixel artist with many thoughts and opinions (unfortunately)
Art ig: celestral.png
Art ig: celestral.png
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Celeste ✨
@celestral.bsky.social
· Sep 18
#pixelart - been working on this one for a hot minute, glad to finally finish it (I was a fool who doubled my normal canvas size) 🏔️🏞️
if I had a nickel for every time Amazon laid my partner off right before a big positive life event, I'd have two nickels—which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
October 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
if I had a nickel for every time Amazon laid my partner off right before a big positive life event, I'd have two nickels—which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
I wonder what happened to that guy that interviewed me in college and said he felt a stroke coming on and casually mentioned having a minor one the day before
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I wonder what happened to that guy that interviewed me in college and said he felt a stroke coming on and casually mentioned having a minor one the day before
My therapist: So yeah, let’s work on your sleep schedule!
Me: sounds like a plan!
My body: yeah I’m absolutely not doing that
Me: sounds like a plan!
My body: yeah I’m absolutely not doing that
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My therapist: So yeah, let’s work on your sleep schedule!
Me: sounds like a plan!
My body: yeah I’m absolutely not doing that
Me: sounds like a plan!
My body: yeah I’m absolutely not doing that
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
Showed my coworker a pic of me as a teenager and he asked “I thought you said you had acne when younger? It looks fine here”
Sir that photo is filtered to oblivion do you think I actually posted any photos where I thought I looked bad
Sir that photo is filtered to oblivion do you think I actually posted any photos where I thought I looked bad
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Showed my coworker a pic of me as a teenager and he asked “I thought you said you had acne when younger? It looks fine here”
Sir that photo is filtered to oblivion do you think I actually posted any photos where I thought I looked bad
Sir that photo is filtered to oblivion do you think I actually posted any photos where I thought I looked bad
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
Michael: you’re already on THIN ICE eating raw turkey you CANNOT be leaving it out!
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Michael: you’re already on THIN ICE eating raw turkey you CANNOT be leaving it out!
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Hate when you forget to close the bathroom door completely and a man barges in on you
(The man is my cat)
(The man is my cat)
August 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hate when you forget to close the bathroom door completely and a man barges in on you
(The man is my cat)
(The man is my cat)
are there any fiber bars that won’t bring about the second coming of Chernobyl
August 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
are there any fiber bars that won’t bring about the second coming of Chernobyl
When ur excited for a new sketchbook and then u get it and u don’t like the paper
August 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
When ur excited for a new sketchbook and then u get it and u don’t like the paper
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i love my farmer gf. she's a crop top
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i love my farmer gf. she's a crop top
My fiancé is an extreme night owl and I’m an extreme morning person. So it’s 11am on Saturday and I’ve:
- started a new video game
- worked on some pixel art
- watched anime
- cleaned litterbox
- lite workout
- grabbed drinks for us
And he has yet to wake up lol
- started a new video game
- worked on some pixel art
- watched anime
- cleaned litterbox
- lite workout
- grabbed drinks for us
And he has yet to wake up lol
August 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My fiancé is an extreme night owl and I’m an extreme morning person. So it’s 11am on Saturday and I’ve:
- started a new video game
- worked on some pixel art
- watched anime
- cleaned litterbox
- lite workout
- grabbed drinks for us
And he has yet to wake up lol
- started a new video game
- worked on some pixel art
- watched anime
- cleaned litterbox
- lite workout
- grabbed drinks for us
And he has yet to wake up lol
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i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.
August 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.
Bruh in a month from now I’m gonna be a whole wife
August 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Bruh in a month from now I’m gonna be a whole wife
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your uterus does not sit at the front of your stomach, the “pooch” is not the uterus or fat to protect the uterus. It just exists (or doesn’t!) and that’s fine because bodies are different
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your uterus does not sit at the front of your stomach, the “pooch” is not the uterus or fat to protect the uterus. It just exists (or doesn’t!) and that’s fine because bodies are different
Currently watching the neighborhood kids pelt each other with pinecones on the street. Ah, youth
July 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Currently watching the neighborhood kids pelt each other with pinecones on the street. Ah, youth
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sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
July 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
GOD depression sucks so bad. Everything is totally going well right now but I feel empty as shit and I just have to sit with it until it fills back up again
July 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
GOD depression sucks so bad. Everything is totally going well right now but I feel empty as shit and I just have to sit with it until it fills back up again