Celestial Forests
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Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
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ancient egyptians built the pyramids to please their gods, who they believed to be big time pyramid fans
July 28, 2023 at 12:54 AM
ancient egyptians built the pyramids to please their gods, who they believed to be big time pyramid fans
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another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
![screenshot of a tweet that reads as follows:
MARY OLIVER: You do not have to walk on your knees for one hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
ME: What if it loves this [shows phone screen]
MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7xsqoc7ztdsmfuvfmtndp52/bafkreidckcmrloy7b4zi2vfb3d7lfg63hnivaigdo5peksss7ysfesfd4m@jpeg)
July 4, 2023 at 2:35 AM
another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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[Gauntlet Announcer Voice] Wizard needs Pussy badly
May 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
[Gauntlet Announcer Voice] Wizard needs Pussy badly
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
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[hasnt listened to kanye in fifteen years but still trying to dunk on him after hearing he's being annoying] just put the pussy in the sarcophagus, mate
February 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
[hasnt listened to kanye in fifteen years but still trying to dunk on him after hearing he's being annoying] just put the pussy in the sarcophagus, mate
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Hey there. You’ve had several kinds of food now, so it’s time to tell you about meals. Meals are when you combine different foods into one larger food. This way you can enjoy several flavors at once. Well, I’ve got nothing left to teach you. But I’ve heard someone in the city can tell you more.
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hey there. You’ve had several kinds of food now, so it’s time to tell you about meals. Meals are when you combine different foods into one larger food. This way you can enjoy several flavors at once. Well, I’ve got nothing left to teach you. But I’ve heard someone in the city can tell you more.
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"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
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It’s not ragebait, it’s foreplay. Keep up.
October 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s not ragebait, it’s foreplay. Keep up.
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every time i die in silksong
September 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
every time i die in silksong
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Hey Firefox users.
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey Firefox users.
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August 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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This is why physical media is still so important.
August 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is why physical media is still so important.
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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this came to me in a dream
August 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
this came to me in a dream
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[homestar runner voice] hetewonowmative
August 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
[homestar runner voice] hetewonowmative
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Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.
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my dick subaru the way it imprez her
August 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my dick subaru the way it imprez her
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the “male loneliness epidemic”, in so far as it is real, is completely self-made. men don’t view women as people. some women opt out of dealing with men because for the first time in history they can. as a reaction, we have the biggest fascist backlash in a hundred years.
August 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
the “male loneliness epidemic”, in so far as it is real, is completely self-made. men don’t view women as people. some women opt out of dealing with men because for the first time in history they can. as a reaction, we have the biggest fascist backlash in a hundred years.
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several oomfs might be interested in flying
July 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
several oomfs might be interested in flying
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i think that as a subgenre, my tweets about hannibal were some of my best work
April 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i think that as a subgenre, my tweets about hannibal were some of my best work
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