Mr Newspaper
@celebrayden.bsky.social
The revolution starts here.
Everyone who is good at social media is mentally unwell
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Everyone who is good at social media is mentally unwell
Tweedle Dee, tweedle dum, look out baby cause here I come
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tweedle Dee, tweedle dum, look out baby cause here I come
Urgent update to my travel plans as the flight will now be departing one minute earlier than originally scheduled and arriving at my destination nearly 40 minutes later
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Urgent update to my travel plans as the flight will now be departing one minute earlier than originally scheduled and arriving at my destination nearly 40 minutes later
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I hate giving them credit but this is an elite headline
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I hate giving them credit but this is an elite headline
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Everyone at the NY Post should not be spared...except for the headline writers
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Everyone at the NY Post should not be spared...except for the headline writers
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It is with regret that I inform you all that the Post still has their fastball
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It is with regret that I inform you all that the Post still has their fastball
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Rare miss by the Post headline team by making what should be the headline the smaller sub header.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Rare miss by the Post headline team by making what should be the headline the smaller sub header.
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credit where credit is due, fuck the post but "sext-ramarital" is solid
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
credit where credit is due, fuck the post but "sext-ramarital" is solid
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The Murdochs are staking a claim to the West Coast, courting advertisers and setting up shop on the Fox studio lot for the launch of the California Post, Status has learned.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/california...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/california...
Murdoch’s California Dream
The Murdochs are staking a claim to the West Coast, courting advertisers and setting up shop on the Fox studio lot for the launch of the California Post, Status has learned.
www.status.news
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Murdochs are staking a claim to the West Coast, courting advertisers and setting up shop on the Fox studio lot for the launch of the California Post, Status has learned.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/california...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/california...
Guy at the coffee shop has taken his shoes off and is talking loudly on the phone about how he doesn’t like it when the screen prompts you to tip
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guy at the coffee shop has taken his shoes off and is talking loudly on the phone about how he doesn’t like it when the screen prompts you to tip
I think those Taz shirts from the 90s with the Tasmanian devil as a gangster and like wearing baggy clothes would go so hard right now
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think those Taz shirts from the 90s with the Tasmanian devil as a gangster and like wearing baggy clothes would go so hard right now
what if I legally dropped my last name and became a mononym
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
what if I legally dropped my last name and became a mononym
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A large faction of institutional New York Jews — seemingly as part of their effort to torpedo Mamdani over insufficient deference to Israel — worked themselves into a frothing panic over the prospect of him winning, and are now in full screaming meltdown about it
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A large faction of institutional New York Jews — seemingly as part of their effort to torpedo Mamdani over insufficient deference to Israel — worked themselves into a frothing panic over the prospect of him winning, and are now in full screaming meltdown about it
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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every bodega is sold out of new york posts bc they captured both the irony market and the sincerely terrified market
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
every bodega is sold out of new york posts bc they captured both the irony market and the sincerely terrified market
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yes hahaha yes
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
yes hahaha yes
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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am moving to LA for work and don’t know anyone. Let’s hang out!
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am moving to LA for work and don’t know anyone. Let’s hang out!
my sluttiest shorts are 4 inch, but maybe i can go 3
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
my sluttiest shorts are 4 inch, but maybe i can go 3
Start a podcast
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Start a podcast
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They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office