Mr Newspaper
@celebrayden.bsky.social
The revolution starts here.
Yes he’s a mensch I’ve just been curious what his reasoning is here
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yes he’s a mensch I’ve just been curious what his reasoning is here
Why do you think zohran is publicly against it
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why do you think zohran is publicly against it
Jump scare to see this enormous ad in times sq earlier tonight
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Jump scare to see this enormous ad in times sq earlier tonight
Ooh yeah they love sitting on my clothes ❤️
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ooh yeah they love sitting on my clothes ❤️
Do you do anything to ease their anxiety? I have a long drive with my cats at end of month
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Do you do anything to ease their anxiety? I have a long drive with my cats at end of month
If it’s so great why can’t I buy it
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If it’s so great why can’t I buy it
Sometimes I get too hot from the hot water so I bring a fan in the bathroom
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes I get too hot from the hot water so I bring a fan in the bathroom
He blocked me so fast
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He blocked me so fast
Bro reads The Gone Away World once
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Bro reads The Gone Away World once
Person who is unable to understand a joke
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Person who is unable to understand a joke
Vinegar is actually a common fly-trapping ingredient
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Vinegar is actually a common fly-trapping ingredient
Why do I know exactly what you’re talking about
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why do I know exactly what you’re talking about
What else does this crew really have? They deny the occupation, deny the apartheid, deny the genocide, deny all these things we can see with our eyes. So they have to construct these illogical gotchas. Can’t be genocide because too many people remain unkilled. Can’t be occupation because …
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
What else does this crew really have? They deny the occupation, deny the apartheid, deny the genocide, deny all these things we can see with our eyes. So they have to construct these illogical gotchas. Can’t be genocide because too many people remain unkilled. Can’t be occupation because …
Sorry man, I didn’t mean to be offensive.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sorry man, I didn’t mean to be offensive.
none of the people who write these headlines are conservative
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
none of the people who write these headlines are conservative