cedan
@cedan.bsky.social
builder of fake houses for imaginary people,
art facilitator, puppet enabler
art facilitator, puppet enabler
Dragons we are.
Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dragons we are.
Chronicles of Riddick slaps.
And listen, I love big stupid fun movies. I will go to the mat for Chronicles of Riddick. I can think of at least three ways to fix this one, and they picked none of them.
Sigh.
Sigh.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Chronicles of Riddick slaps.
Sad science fiction with an ambiguous ending
The ending recontextualizes the whole thing
The protagonist did this to themselves
The premise makes no sense so just shut up and enjoy the ride
Tom Cruise is running for some inexplicable reason
The ending recontextualizes the whole thing
The protagonist did this to themselves
The premise makes no sense so just shut up and enjoy the ride
Tom Cruise is running for some inexplicable reason
Top 5 Film Genres:
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
Top 5 Film Genres:
Finish The Puzzle And Die!
Never Mind "What Is It?" Just Eat It
Henge-porn
These Ghosts Are NOT A Trauma-Metaphor
If You Go To That Cabin The Trees Will Try To Fuck You!
Finish The Puzzle And Die!
Never Mind "What Is It?" Just Eat It
Henge-porn
These Ghosts Are NOT A Trauma-Metaphor
If You Go To That Cabin The Trees Will Try To Fuck You!
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sad science fiction with an ambiguous ending
The ending recontextualizes the whole thing
The protagonist did this to themselves
The premise makes no sense so just shut up and enjoy the ride
Tom Cruise is running for some inexplicable reason
The ending recontextualizes the whole thing
The protagonist did this to themselves
The premise makes no sense so just shut up and enjoy the ride
Tom Cruise is running for some inexplicable reason
Knocked over my pour over set up this morning and sprayed grounds over the counter, the sink, the floor, and myself.
Choosing to see this is a great thing because I did it before I added the hot water, because that would’ve suuuuucked.
Choosing to see this is a great thing because I did it before I added the hot water, because that would’ve suuuuucked.
Cofffffffeeeeeeeeeeee
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Knocked over my pour over set up this morning and sprayed grounds over the counter, the sink, the floor, and myself.
Choosing to see this is a great thing because I did it before I added the hot water, because that would’ve suuuuucked.
Choosing to see this is a great thing because I did it before I added the hot water, because that would’ve suuuuucked.
The new mountain goats album is worth getting out the good headphones
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The new mountain goats album is worth getting out the good headphones
Father What-a-waste back at it
Reverend David Black has a Bible open and is preaching to the police now, inviting them to join him in standing with the persecuted inside the detention center.
"Which side do you think Jesus wanted his followers to be on?"
"Which side do you think Jesus wanted his followers to be on?"
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Father What-a-waste back at it
A friend of mine referred to a funeral as “catholic linked-in” and it wrecked me
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A friend of mine referred to a funeral as “catholic linked-in” and it wrecked me
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Apropos of nothing: It is vitally important to always have a person in your life that will not hesitate to, honestly and kindly, tell you when you are completely full of shit.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Apropos of nothing: It is vitally important to always have a person in your life that will not hesitate to, honestly and kindly, tell you when you are completely full of shit.
Wrote a nice little tea party scene with a zombie, a muppet, and a vampire.
This book is fun.
This book is fun.
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wrote a nice little tea party scene with a zombie, a muppet, and a vampire.
This book is fun.
This book is fun.
I wanna be Fizzgig when I grow up
I wanna be Aughra when I grow up.
October 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wanna be Fizzgig when I grow up
-Annihilation
-Alien
-The Thing
-Return to Oz
-Alien
-The Thing
-Return to Oz
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws
I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws
October 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
-Annihilation
-Alien
-The Thing
-Return to Oz
-Alien
-The Thing
-Return to Oz
Noticed the settings were off so decided to disassemble, clean, and calibrate my coffee grinder *before I’d had coffee* which was a mistake but it is done and the coffee has been coffee’d and all is good
October 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Noticed the settings were off so decided to disassemble, clean, and calibrate my coffee grinder *before I’d had coffee* which was a mistake but it is done and the coffee has been coffee’d and all is good
Skipped writing tonight to “finish” Hades 2
No regrets
No regrets
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Skipped writing tonight to “finish” Hades 2
No regrets
No regrets
Scott Hanson, I’m sorry buddy, but that is a hexabox
October 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Scott Hanson, I’m sorry buddy, but that is a hexabox
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The feeling of holding a physical copy of your book for the first time never gets old. ARCs are here, and I'm filled with joy! Thank you for this stunning cover art @laurenrayesnow.bsky.social, for believing in our story @notapipe.bsky.social, and for being the best coauthor @jeshonard.bsky.social.
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The feeling of holding a physical copy of your book for the first time never gets old. ARCs are here, and I'm filled with joy! Thank you for this stunning cover art @laurenrayesnow.bsky.social, for believing in our story @notapipe.bsky.social, and for being the best coauthor @jeshonard.bsky.social.
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#LGBTQWriteAThon
I don’t have anything to promote, so I’ll boost my friends’ book.
Check out Unrelenting for an urban fantasy with Ace rep. Bridget’s sister disappears. When Bridget fights to find her, she uncovers a conspiracy of magic.
The sequel, Undeniable, is up for preorder, too!
I don’t have anything to promote, so I’ll boost my friends’ book.
Check out Unrelenting for an urban fantasy with Ace rep. Bridget’s sister disappears. When Bridget fights to find her, she uncovers a conspiracy of magic.
The sequel, Undeniable, is up for preorder, too!
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
#LGBTQWriteAThon
I don’t have anything to promote, so I’ll boost my friends’ book.
Check out Unrelenting for an urban fantasy with Ace rep. Bridget’s sister disappears. When Bridget fights to find her, she uncovers a conspiracy of magic.
The sequel, Undeniable, is up for preorder, too!
I don’t have anything to promote, so I’ll boost my friends’ book.
Check out Unrelenting for an urban fantasy with Ace rep. Bridget’s sister disappears. When Bridget fights to find her, she uncovers a conspiracy of magic.
The sequel, Undeniable, is up for preorder, too!
Reposted by cedan
The librarian who taught 14 year old me about inter library loans changed my life.
I don't know who needs to hear this (except the 2 of you that I'm subtweeting in the kindest way possible), but reference librarians spend a sizable part of their day helping ppl learn to use computers or find the new Nora Roberts. Don't feel shy about bringing them weird research questions.
October 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The librarian who taught 14 year old me about inter library loans changed my life.
A martini is made dirty by adding olive brine.
I’ve decided m, and I do not wish to be corrected, that the same thing applies to dirty chai lattes.
I’ve decided m, and I do not wish to be corrected, that the same thing applies to dirty chai lattes.
October 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A martini is made dirty by adding olive brine.
I’ve decided m, and I do not wish to be corrected, that the same thing applies to dirty chai lattes.
I’ve decided m, and I do not wish to be corrected, that the same thing applies to dirty chai lattes.
😳
how precisely to word my email to my publisher requesting a *very* specific fragrance infused edition of SPREAD ME
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
October 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
😳
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Important content.
October 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Important content.
Nothing in the tank today. First day of the project I’ll miss goals.
Fell asleep at my keyboard. Calling it
Fell asleep at my keyboard. Calling it
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nothing in the tank today. First day of the project I’ll miss goals.
Fell asleep at my keyboard. Calling it
Fell asleep at my keyboard. Calling it
Are the Chicago Bears actually mid this year? (Complimentary)
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Are the Chicago Bears actually mid this year? (Complimentary)
Some time ago I purchased a dozen or so Platinum Preppy pens on the advice of @jasonlowrey.bsky.social, I left them in various pen cups around the house. Since then they’ve become the kids’ stock pen of choice, which makes me smile.
September 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Some time ago I purchased a dozen or so Platinum Preppy pens on the advice of @jasonlowrey.bsky.social, I left them in various pen cups around the house. Since then they’ve become the kids’ stock pen of choice, which makes me smile.