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SCOTUS's order on the application for stay in Trump v. Illinois is good, but also worrying in that it's tentative and the concurrence and dissents argue that POTUS has the authority to deploy the regular military in the U.S. for "protective purposes" without reference to the Posse Comitatus Act.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

What no one seems to get is that any mention of Trump in the Epstein files is almost per se a national security risk. Everything can and probably should be (according to the law that he ignores) be classified. Not saying he's not already a risk, but just trying to display a rationale for redaction.

POTUS starting an unauthorized and undeclared war is as American as apple pie. We lost that battle at least since Truman, unfortunately. Yes, I suffer from Truman Derangement Syndrome. A haberdasher in control of the nukes? Come on.