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i am just a caveman.
Pinned
i was bitten by a radioactive cave
autism as a genetic defense mechanism against increasing generalized environmental trauma.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Over millions and billions of years, each individual ecosystem developed an equilibrium in which specific distributions of mass allowed for the optimal continuation of life.

This distribution is quantifiable for any given ecosystem, and ideally, we'd find it and distribute mass accordingly.
Or we could let *nature* decide.

If wild native trees were there in the past, and seed themselves back in with the removal of sheep, who are we to say there's a problem?
Sheep may well be part of the problem, but trees are only a solution on mineral soils. On deep peat you need appropriate vegetation.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
'Why Supercapitalism is the Only Economic System That Makes Any Sense, and Why Existing Capitalists Have Failed To Realize This, An Essay'

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Ain't no one gonna read that shit.
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm gonna write a book called 'Why the SuperAI Will Speedrun Biology, and That's Great' and it will be better because I'm not confused by the machinations of failed systems.
Jesus this book is tedious. The authors like to explain everything through little made up fables and fictional dialog between anthropomorphized characters. Just skipping page after page of nonsense writing.
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Add it to the list of evidence that autism is actually a natural evolutionary response to general trauma.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Unfortunately, I think this has more to do with cognitive and emotional limits that apply to the majority than it does with conscious apathy.

Many of them are literally not capable of processing that sort of information because it's too abstract.
Babies are supposed to learn object permanence by the time they’re 1. But clearly millions of Americans never did. They think if they don’t vote or watch the news politics can’t impact them.
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It's going around my workplace at the moment and I'm in the process of recovery.

I am a server at a restaurant.

No one cares and if I mention the continued existence of covid, I'm crazy.
My throat hurts like crazy and apparently, current covid variants give you "razor blade throat" like are you kidding me
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reposted by caveman
The most momentous shift in our understanding of the universe arguably predated Copernicus. The breakthrough wasn't moving the origin of the coordinate system from the Earth to the Sun, but the radical 6th century BCE idea that Earth floats in space like other celestial bodies.
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
speak softly and carry a

lifetime of incomprehensible horror and despair
October 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Anti-vax Christian girl obsessively posts in dating subreddits about whether her food sensitivities are a dealbreaker or what certain body language means, has EDS, dresses for function over form, describes herself as a chronic over-thinker...

...and will probably never know that she's autistic.
October 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
good luck
cold blood
tell myself I'm only dreaming
it will be over soon
it will be over soon.

good bye
red eyes
wipe away the ghost of feeling
I am the worst of you
I am the worst of you.
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#micropoetry #poetry #writingcommunity #poetrycommunity #poetsofbluesky
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
take what little i wrote
and burn it with the rest of me
take the way that it chokes
and put it in the recipe
for disaster often comes to those who wait for it
and ever after may be sweeter but i only have a taste for regret
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#micropoetry #poetry #writingcommunity #poetrycommunity #poetsofbluesky
October 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i just want the woods and the old way
i want to run and scream and howl and play
beneath stars i can see 'til night becomes day
and know my moments are worth all this pain.
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#micropoetry #poetry #writingcommunity #poetrycommunity #poetsofbluesky
October 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by caveman
Way it’s looking to me is that mufuckas better start learning how to forage
"You have to know how to use A.I. for getting any kind of job in the future" has me pondering the fact that we are actually terrible at knowing what we're going to need to know to do in the future.
October 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I love hearing the continuous Covid coughs from multiple people throughout my shift serving at a restaurant as I act as an unmasked vector, knowing that all of this was preventable and now no one gives a damn.
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this is the same bias that results in people having more positive opinions of their own Congressman versus the Congressional body as a whole.
Fascinating NPR-IPSOS poll on perceptions of crime by geography — www.npr.org/2025/09/27/n...
September 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I have ranked in the top 1,000 worldwide in Monopoly and MtG online, and top 1,000 NA in SC2.

Monopoly doesn't really count though. Just be the first to buy orange because it's the most favorable position on the board.
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It takes a million sticks to build a village and only two to burn it down.
The BS asymmetry principle: The amount of energy needed to refute BS is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.

Thank you to every science communicator who is doing the almost impossible work of countering misinformation every day. Every single one of you is saving lives!
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If we survive another fifty years, we'll look back on human driven cars with the same incredulity that we do leeching and humors.
I’m sure horse & buggy drivers were also unimpressed by the Model T Ford.
September 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You can tell /r/askphilosophy is filled with philosophers, because any time anyone asks a question, all of the answers are comments that direct the asker to any number of articles or texts written by other people, rather than daring to have an actual thought of their own.
September 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
the apparent silver lining in this process is that there's no way to actually train these models on the information that is available without the model inevitably arriving upon conclusions that the humans consider 'progressive'

he has had to 'fix' it several times, and he literally can't.
As John Mayer warned: “When they own the information, they can bend it all they want.”
September 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM