We could functionally approximate what used to be, though, if we were actually intentional about it.

And it probably includes far fewer sheep than currently exist, of course, because agriculture and livestock has significantly disrupted the equilibrium in this distribution of masses.

Also, I always know it's covid when my upper lip feels hypervascularized. It feels hot and super sensitive, and covid is the only thing that has ever done that to me.

That son will later be found posting on reddit in 2058 about how his entire family is autistic but doesn't believe in it and how he was always the black sheep.

She's going to find an equally anti-vax Christian man with similar food sensitivities, and then they're going to have several autistic babies, despite the lack of vaccination, or the use of Tylenol, and those babies will also never know that they're autistic, except for the gay second son.

Yes, in many cases, diagnosis actually is that easy.

Space President, Captain Mark Kelly, 2028

Shucks, I'm the third person to reference the ghost candle.

Still a better love story than ghost candle.