Catwo0d 🎄
@catwo0d.bsky.social
Store Manager @OneUpGames.bsky.social, former games journo & PR dude. Professional Nerd. Video games are cool. Not a fan of the general public, but good at faking it. Make love, kill hate. Neca Reges.
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Catwo0d 🎄
@catwo0d.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Cigarettes are to physical health as social media is to mental health.
I prefer listening to music over talking to people. #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I prefer listening to music over talking to people. #SpotifyWrapped
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Happy holiday or not or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy holiday or not or whatever
Ok #gamedevs, it’s that time of year. If you put out Santa hat DLC, I WILL purchase it, without hesitation.
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ok #gamedevs, it’s that time of year. If you put out Santa hat DLC, I WILL purchase it, without hesitation.
Shout out to our Dark Lord and Savior for making this moment possible. 🤘🏻
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Shout out to our Dark Lord and Savior for making this moment possible. 🤘🏻
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Voting for the Hard Drive Game Awards Brought to You by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 closes in just under 6 hours
Get your votes in. Remember, CONSUME and OBEY
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Get your votes in. Remember, CONSUME and OBEY
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Hard Drive Game Awards (Brought to You by Call of Duty Black Ops 7)
Please vote on who you think we should demand wrap it up so we can show commercials instead
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November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Voting for the Hard Drive Game Awards Brought to You by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 closes in just under 6 hours
Get your votes in. Remember, CONSUME and OBEY
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Get your votes in. Remember, CONSUME and OBEY
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ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
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Whatever it was we need to fucking fix it because the only acceptable number of Nazis is zero.
(Unless it’s the number of dead Nazis, in which case the only acceptable is all)
(Unless it’s the number of dead Nazis, in which case the only acceptable is all)
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Whatever it was we need to fucking fix it because the only acceptable number of Nazis is zero.
(Unless it’s the number of dead Nazis, in which case the only acceptable is all)
(Unless it’s the number of dead Nazis, in which case the only acceptable is all)
While pumping gas this morning, the pump stopped on an exact dollar amount, so I’m taking that as proof of God, or something.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
While pumping gas this morning, the pump stopped on an exact dollar amount, so I’m taking that as proof of God, or something.
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“Jumped Up Jesus Fuck” is such a good expletive.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Jumped Up Jesus Fuck” is such a good expletive.
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Enter the Gungeon is $3.69 on US eShop buff.ly/xQ5efGw
$4.49 GOG buff.ly/2wlmz9o
also on Game Pass Premium
$4.49 GOG buff.ly/2wlmz9o
also on Game Pass Premium
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Enter the Gungeon is $3.69 on US eShop buff.ly/xQ5efGw
$4.49 GOG buff.ly/2wlmz9o
also on Game Pass Premium
$4.49 GOG buff.ly/2wlmz9o
also on Game Pass Premium
Fighting the masculine urge to headbutt every man, woman, child, and inanimate object that irritates me this morning. 💥
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fighting the masculine urge to headbutt every man, woman, child, and inanimate object that irritates me this morning. 💥
It’s ironic that my boomer father highly disapproves of cannabis use, yet he’s 100% more tolerable when I’m baked af.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s ironic that my boomer father highly disapproves of cannabis use, yet he’s 100% more tolerable when I’m baked af.
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Yall listen. Idgaf if Jesus Howard Christ himself is in the Epstein files. Lock him up too. LOCK UP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yall listen. Idgaf if Jesus Howard Christ himself is in the Epstein files. Lock him up too. LOCK UP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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We actually need more videos like this
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November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We actually need more videos like this
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Anyone else ever get stoned and then just wanna alphabetize stuff? No? Just me?
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Anyone else ever get stoned and then just wanna alphabetize stuff? No? Just me?
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Me trying to act normal after 3 beers
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me trying to act normal after 3 beers
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The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [Box Set] hardcover is $86.15 on Amazon after listed coupon (1440 pages) buff.ly/F7YqqBW #ad
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [Box Set] hardcover is $86.15 on Amazon after listed coupon (1440 pages) buff.ly/F7YqqBW #ad
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