Caleb✒️🎲🐀
@catog.bsky.social
Caleb E. Whittaker | professional DM, new writer, rodent admirer | he/him
Currently cultivating a Diogenes vibe
Currently cultivating a Diogenes vibe
Oh — @schumer.senate.gov, interesting that your name came up a week b4 (unless you can name me another New York Schumer that received 7 donations from Epstein 94-98). Personally, I’ve always half-wondered why the Dems never released these under Biden to hamstring Trump. This offers great insight 👍
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oh — @schumer.senate.gov, interesting that your name came up a week b4 (unless you can name me another New York Schumer that received 7 donations from Epstein 94-98). Personally, I’ve always half-wondered why the Dems never released these under Biden to hamstring Trump. This offers great insight 👍
Reducing Charlie to a father (which he is, and his family has the right to mourn) would only apply wholesale if his brand of violence was somehow his fatherhood.
But the Kirk that was TP USA died as martyr to misanthropy. I can decry the death of a person. A grifter’s persona? Notsomuch.
But the Kirk that was TP USA died as martyr to misanthropy. I can decry the death of a person. A grifter’s persona? Notsomuch.
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Reducing Charlie to a father (which he is, and his family has the right to mourn) would only apply wholesale if his brand of violence was somehow his fatherhood.
But the Kirk that was TP USA died as martyr to misanthropy. I can decry the death of a person. A grifter’s persona? Notsomuch.
But the Kirk that was TP USA died as martyr to misanthropy. I can decry the death of a person. A grifter’s persona? Notsomuch.
Look, that signature is Trump’s. The words are faux Tennessee Williams/Arthur Miller schlock.
Remember that Epstein and Trump were wealthy NY socialites and always on the prowl for ‘up-and-comers’, so of course they were little Broadway freaks.
The sort that 💯 shipped Cosette and Valjean.
Remember that Epstein and Trump were wealthy NY socialites and always on the prowl for ‘up-and-comers’, so of course they were little Broadway freaks.
The sort that 💯 shipped Cosette and Valjean.
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Look, that signature is Trump’s. The words are faux Tennessee Williams/Arthur Miller schlock.
Remember that Epstein and Trump were wealthy NY socialites and always on the prowl for ‘up-and-comers’, so of course they were little Broadway freaks.
The sort that 💯 shipped Cosette and Valjean.
Remember that Epstein and Trump were wealthy NY socialites and always on the prowl for ‘up-and-comers’, so of course they were little Broadway freaks.
The sort that 💯 shipped Cosette and Valjean.
Darn — back to wishery and/or witchery
August 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Darn — back to wishery and/or witchery
Hey fyi, the people who worship money want you dead.
I think of our Prosperity Gospel ex-PM who holidayed in Hawaii while our country burned, but honestly? The average ‘entrepeneur’ would never openly shoot you in the street, but will giddily invest in the bullet that goes between your eyes.
I think of our Prosperity Gospel ex-PM who holidayed in Hawaii while our country burned, but honestly? The average ‘entrepeneur’ would never openly shoot you in the street, but will giddily invest in the bullet that goes between your eyes.
August 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Hey fyi, the people who worship money want you dead.
I think of our Prosperity Gospel ex-PM who holidayed in Hawaii while our country burned, but honestly? The average ‘entrepeneur’ would never openly shoot you in the street, but will giddily invest in the bullet that goes between your eyes.
I think of our Prosperity Gospel ex-PM who holidayed in Hawaii while our country burned, but honestly? The average ‘entrepeneur’ would never openly shoot you in the street, but will giddily invest in the bullet that goes between your eyes.
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Writers in the Asia-Pacific Region,
If you'd liked to be tagged in a thread to help us connect, let me know your country! (Of nationality/ residence in the region -both welcome.)
🇦🇺 Aussies- let me know your state too.
🇳🇿 Kiwis- North or South Island?
Asia- can go broader than the Pacific bits 😉
If you'd liked to be tagged in a thread to help us connect, let me know your country! (Of nationality/ residence in the region -both welcome.)
🇦🇺 Aussies- let me know your state too.
🇳🇿 Kiwis- North or South Island?
Asia- can go broader than the Pacific bits 😉
July 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Writers in the Asia-Pacific Region,
If you'd liked to be tagged in a thread to help us connect, let me know your country! (Of nationality/ residence in the region -both welcome.)
🇦🇺 Aussies- let me know your state too.
🇳🇿 Kiwis- North or South Island?
Asia- can go broader than the Pacific bits 😉
If you'd liked to be tagged in a thread to help us connect, let me know your country! (Of nationality/ residence in the region -both welcome.)
🇦🇺 Aussies- let me know your state too.
🇳🇿 Kiwis- North or South Island?
Asia- can go broader than the Pacific bits 😉
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Hello peeps! It’s my Birthday, can’t believe but I’m 30 today🎂✨
By tradition, I would incredibly appreciate and be happy with your retweets! As we all know, this is the best gift for an artist☺️
By tradition, I would incredibly appreciate and be happy with your retweets! As we all know, this is the best gift for an artist☺️
July 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hello peeps! It’s my Birthday, can’t believe but I’m 30 today🎂✨
By tradition, I would incredibly appreciate and be happy with your retweets! As we all know, this is the best gift for an artist☺️
By tradition, I would incredibly appreciate and be happy with your retweets! As we all know, this is the best gift for an artist☺️
oopsie — karaoke did not, in fact, go well
July 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
oopsie — karaoke did not, in fact, go well
Something I feel has gone unnoticed in the Donald of it all: why would Trump panic so hard if he was named? He’s in Epstein’s flight logs 7 times, that’s old news.
But if Trump’s name was mentioned multiple times, there’s a non-zero chance that ‘Trump’ may be in a list of victims. And that… oof.
But if Trump’s name was mentioned multiple times, there’s a non-zero chance that ‘Trump’ may be in a list of victims. And that… oof.
July 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Something I feel has gone unnoticed in the Donald of it all: why would Trump panic so hard if he was named? He’s in Epstein’s flight logs 7 times, that’s old news.
But if Trump’s name was mentioned multiple times, there’s a non-zero chance that ‘Trump’ may be in a list of victims. And that… oof.
But if Trump’s name was mentioned multiple times, there’s a non-zero chance that ‘Trump’ may be in a list of victims. And that… oof.
Yeah, he’s dying.
No way he’s been photographed with a catheter, given carte blanche to play the dictator he always has, and permitted to release That Latest Post without a planned schism.
Meanwhile, Johnson and Vance plan to play “moderates”, the normalcy drowned out by MAGA.
Charlatans.
No way he’s been photographed with a catheter, given carte blanche to play the dictator he always has, and permitted to release That Latest Post without a planned schism.
Meanwhile, Johnson and Vance plan to play “moderates”, the normalcy drowned out by MAGA.
Charlatans.
July 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeah, he’s dying.
No way he’s been photographed with a catheter, given carte blanche to play the dictator he always has, and permitted to release That Latest Post without a planned schism.
Meanwhile, Johnson and Vance plan to play “moderates”, the normalcy drowned out by MAGA.
Charlatans.
No way he’s been photographed with a catheter, given carte blanche to play the dictator he always has, and permitted to release That Latest Post without a planned schism.
Meanwhile, Johnson and Vance plan to play “moderates”, the normalcy drowned out by MAGA.
Charlatans.
Hey #booksky and fantasy readers,
Just put out my first bit of new writing in a while, based on a 3yr RPG campaign.
I am more on the terrified side of anxious. This story is the culmination of a ton of hard work.
Thank you to any who follow, rate, or just take the time to read.
Just put out my first bit of new writing in a while, based on a 3yr RPG campaign.
I am more on the terrified side of anxious. This story is the culmination of a ton of hard work.
Thank you to any who follow, rate, or just take the time to read.
At last, I am released!
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Come read and support our new #fantasy serial on Royal Road:
🌊 2000 Years of Hatred! 🌋
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Read [Chapter I: Von Cuneiform] below for #free!
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Come read and support our new #fantasy serial on Royal Road:
🌊 2000 Years of Hatred! 🌋
——————
Read [Chapter I: Von Cuneiform] below for #free!
2000 Years of Hatred
A blood-sucking scholar. A mutant clerk. A half-wit satyr. A half-man of justice. A malformed repairman. A pirate from before the seas.
O, how I loathe each one with every ounce of hate they placed i...
www.royalroad.com
July 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Hey #booksky and fantasy readers,
Just put out my first bit of new writing in a while, based on a 3yr RPG campaign.
I am more on the terrified side of anxious. This story is the culmination of a ton of hard work.
Thank you to any who follow, rate, or just take the time to read.
Just put out my first bit of new writing in a while, based on a 3yr RPG campaign.
I am more on the terrified side of anxious. This story is the culmination of a ton of hard work.
Thank you to any who follow, rate, or just take the time to read.
Just found out about Goebbel’s Gator Farm in Florida.
Y’all are really just trading ovens for slow cookers, aren’t you.
Y’all are really just trading ovens for slow cookers, aren’t you.
July 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just found out about Goebbel’s Gator Farm in Florida.
Y’all are really just trading ovens for slow cookers, aren’t you.
Y’all are really just trading ovens for slow cookers, aren’t you.
Thinking a lot today about that Louis Theroux clip where Danielle Weiss pushes Theroux and he refuses to push the crone back (even when cajoled). The segment ends with Weiss, clearly incensed by this, ‘smiling’ and saying “I wish you did push me.”
June 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thinking a lot today about that Louis Theroux clip where Danielle Weiss pushes Theroux and he refuses to push the crone back (even when cajoled). The segment ends with Weiss, clearly incensed by this, ‘smiling’ and saying “I wish you did push me.”
I have a standing theory that Gen Z, fed astroturfed corpo slop for most of their lives, have taken on a counter-cultural “ugly aesthetic” (think Crocs and giblets, Labubus, Fugglers), which is not only an expression of individuality, but exactly what art needs in the AI age: blatant imperfection.
June 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I have a standing theory that Gen Z, fed astroturfed corpo slop for most of their lives, have taken on a counter-cultural “ugly aesthetic” (think Crocs and giblets, Labubus, Fugglers), which is not only an expression of individuality, but exactly what art needs in the AI age: blatant imperfection.
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Dude, use that ‘tough guy’ gob for something, have a spine instead of chasing clout.
The world clearly sees the disproportionate violence the troops for your state enact against your own constituents, time and again.
Do you want to be a leader of the moment, or just FOR a moment?
The world clearly sees the disproportionate violence the troops for your state enact against your own constituents, time and again.
Do you want to be a leader of the moment, or just FOR a moment?
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dude, use that ‘tough guy’ gob for something, have a spine instead of chasing clout.
The world clearly sees the disproportionate violence the troops for your state enact against your own constituents, time and again.
Do you want to be a leader of the moment, or just FOR a moment?
The world clearly sees the disproportionate violence the troops for your state enact against your own constituents, time and again.
Do you want to be a leader of the moment, or just FOR a moment?
Finally getting around Clair Obscur, or as I like to call it, L’ost Oudessey
June 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Finally getting around Clair Obscur, or as I like to call it, L’ost Oudessey
Look, I’m more a proponent of Godwin’s Law than I am of reincarnation. But it is kinda funny how Trump’s birthday is 9 months (and 12 days) after the end of WW2
June 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Look, I’m more a proponent of Godwin’s Law than I am of reincarnation. But it is kinda funny how Trump’s birthday is 9 months (and 12 days) after the end of WW2
I need you to look up the band Little Plastic Dinosaurs on the highest quality you can.
I need you to hear me, to listen, when I say:
Emma, the lead singer, is playing the guitar.
I need you to LISTEN.
tidal.com/browse/artis...
I need you to hear me, to listen, when I say:
Emma, the lead singer, is playing the guitar.
I need you to LISTEN.
tidal.com/browse/artis...
Little Plastic Dinosaurs
TIDAL is the first global music streaming service with high fidelity sound, hi-def video quality, along with expertly curated playlists and original content — making it a trusted source for music and ...
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May 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I need you to look up the band Little Plastic Dinosaurs on the highest quality you can.
I need you to hear me, to listen, when I say:
Emma, the lead singer, is playing the guitar.
I need you to LISTEN.
tidal.com/browse/artis...
I need you to hear me, to listen, when I say:
Emma, the lead singer, is playing the guitar.
I need you to LISTEN.
tidal.com/browse/artis...
‘Cisgender’ is so triggering for folks because it’s the only term given to the dominant in-group that wasn’t created by said group, thus could not be weaponised. send skeet
May 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
‘Cisgender’ is so triggering for folks because it’s the only term given to the dominant in-group that wasn’t created by said group, thus could not be weaponised. send skeet
NOT MY FUCKIGN FAMILY DOG TOO come on
April 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
NOT MY FUCKIGN FAMILY DOG TOO come on
Oop
May this be a year in which I look back at this poor kid, who’s slipped in a puddle of crowded train-station sick barely half an hour into 2025, and can think: ‘that’s the roughest thing I’ve seen all year’
April 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oop
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Other than Amazon, where do you buy your ebooks?
I'm asking because a service I'm using is putting my book on multiple platforms and I've never heard of some of these websites.
#EBooks #SelfPublishing #ReadingCommunity #Books
I'm asking because a service I'm using is putting my book on multiple platforms and I've never heard of some of these websites.
#EBooks #SelfPublishing #ReadingCommunity #Books
April 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Other than Amazon, where do you buy your ebooks?
I'm asking because a service I'm using is putting my book on multiple platforms and I've never heard of some of these websites.
#EBooks #SelfPublishing #ReadingCommunity #Books
I'm asking because a service I'm using is putting my book on multiple platforms and I've never heard of some of these websites.
#EBooks #SelfPublishing #ReadingCommunity #Books
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"who is your ideal reader?" well first and foremost i'm writing for me, so jot that down.
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"who is your ideal reader?" well first and foremost i'm writing for me, so jot that down.
i have lost 2 friends. a younger loved one is parroting terf-talk, knowingly or unknowingly. i need to restart my novel along with therapy.
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i have lost 2 friends. a younger loved one is parroting terf-talk, knowingly or unknowingly. i need to restart my novel along with therapy.