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Caleb E. Whittaker | professional DM, new writer, rodent admirer | he/him

Currently cultivating a Diogenes vibe
Hey Chuck, glad you’re looking into the Epstein stuff, because he certainly knew about you! Care to explain why, a week before his death, he found it necessary to give your name to Steve Bannon? Don’t worry; I’m sure you made a lot of friends on Wall Street as a NY rep in 70s - 90s.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Thank you for this PSA but also SAME, with none of the self-discipline
a man sitting in a chair is being comforted by a woman in a red sweater
ALT: a man sitting in a chair is being comforted by a woman in a red sweater
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oh, I guess JPMorgan’s trying to get out as many big loans as it can, considering its ties to Epstein (both pre- and post-2003-conviction).

Tying themselves to Saudi Arabia via the EA purchase is an interesting one.
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And/or whiskey
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
See a lightning crash as every surface reveals the scrawled ‘Donald John Trump’ and you have to explain that no it’s because you’re NOT into him
August 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So you’re telling me ‘kookaburra, gay your life must be’ now applies in both cases?

Some kids I knew back in primary
school are gonna be so stoked
August 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Never forget that by their numbers, you are a cost.
August 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In ancient annals, they name him the Bone Lord
August 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My pitch is “Je RPG” — better or worse?
August 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🇦🇺 — VIC 😊
July 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Calling it now, if Hogan’s karaoke song of choice was “Highway to the Dangerzone” he knew
July 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah, tracheal damage, apparently? I get a feeling it’s contagious, there have been past cases.
July 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oopsie karaoke did not, in fact, go well.
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m curious on where to start, but I will say I wouldn’t wanna get into too much Pizzagate type stuff. If I hear adrenochrome I’m outta there.

IMO, Trump’s just the end result of capitalism: a creature that would sell his own daughter to get rich.
July 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Thing is he had his whole 1st term, so why is he panicking?

I believe the Epstein files include the names of victims? There is a non-zero chance that the name ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.

The base can disregard someone else’s daughter. But not this. Hence the coverup, conspiracy-pitching, etc.
July 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
‘If she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’ isn’t a quote one should be able to attribute to the POTUS and Epstein’s pal

Like, dude, there’s a video online where Ivanka gives a little house tour, and the cameraman straight up has to use grounding techniques after she talks about the bed
July 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM