queen of the harpies
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open.spotify.com/playlist/5N1... good time to remind y'all of my holiday playlist, which i think is quite good tbhhh
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December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
open.spotify.com/playlist/5N1... good time to remind y'all of my holiday playlist, which i think is quite good tbhhh
i get this is the 1800s, but why the fuck is john always filthy?
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
i get this is the 1800s, but why the fuck is john always filthy?
in case y'all were wondering, the cult members really don't like when you just cut the shit and call them pedophile lovers and supporters to their face.
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
in case y'all were wondering, the cult members really don't like when you just cut the shit and call them pedophile lovers and supporters to their face.
i always joke that it's funny that my nearly 6', white-as-fuck ass is slowly just morphing into my tiny, 4'10 japanese grandmother but apparently i am actually turning into my grandmother.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i always joke that it's funny that my nearly 6', white-as-fuck ass is slowly just morphing into my tiny, 4'10 japanese grandmother but apparently i am actually turning into my grandmother.
i just think if you're a boring person, you should consider what you actually bring to the table on this.
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i just think if you're a boring person, you should consider what you actually bring to the table on this.
four appetizers, nine side dishes, four pies, a layered pudding, a cake, and a fun, adult punch. i ordered a honeybaked ham and am making my uncle contribute by bringing fried chicken because we're more of a ham family, but when i say this is my fucking super bowl...
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
four appetizers, nine side dishes, four pies, a layered pudding, a cake, and a fun, adult punch. i ordered a honeybaked ham and am making my uncle contribute by bringing fried chicken because we're more of a ham family, but when i say this is my fucking super bowl...
finished dispatch and y'all were way wrong, i lowkey thought invisigal was annoying. i even romanced her and tried to give her an honest shot and she is NOT for me at all.
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
finished dispatch and y'all were way wrong, i lowkey thought invisigal was annoying. i even romanced her and tried to give her an honest shot and she is NOT for me at all.
the quality of q-tips has gone down so much over the years; like, why are half of these motherfuckers bent just enough to be annoying?
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the quality of q-tips has gone down so much over the years; like, why are half of these motherfuckers bent just enough to be annoying?
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now I've never been more sure Trump guzzled that glizzy
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
now I've never been more sure Trump guzzled that glizzy
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World-weary
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
World-weary
finally going to play dispatch...
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
finally going to play dispatch...
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Me watching TRL after school in the late 90s
it is ALWAYS Will Smith
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me watching TRL after school in the late 90s
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Also, L.A. has had a really rough year, with the fire hurricane and Trump's thugs marauding through the streets every day. A little good news for us is welcome.
We're going to pass prop 50 on Tuesday too.
We're going to pass prop 50 on Tuesday too.
I'm a Dodger fan and can't help but be thrilled that they won. But those Blue Jays were something else and deserve all the kudos. As one wag said on BSky when they beat the Yankees "Any team that beats the Yankees is America's team.If that's the Toronto Blue Jays, so be it. I don't make the rules."
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Also, L.A. has had a really rough year, with the fire hurricane and Trump's thugs marauding through the streets every day. A little good news for us is welcome.
We're going to pass prop 50 on Tuesday too.
We're going to pass prop 50 on Tuesday too.
every once in a while i remember how my dad thought scientology was interesting and checked it out a couple of times, but ultimately decided he wasn't rich enough to be part of it... terrifying tbh
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
every once in a while i remember how my dad thought scientology was interesting and checked it out a couple of times, but ultimately decided he wasn't rich enough to be part of it... terrifying tbh
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oh my god
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
oh my god
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Charles “Charlie” Brown has been laid to rest today after passing peacefully in his sleep at the age of 96. Though he faced many hardships throughout his life, Charlie Brown will be remembered for his optimism and determination in the face of failure. He is survived by his many hoes
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Charles “Charlie” Brown has been laid to rest today after passing peacefully in his sleep at the age of 96. Though he faced many hardships throughout his life, Charlie Brown will be remembered for his optimism and determination in the face of failure. He is survived by his many hoes
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
begging literally anyone at marvel to love and care about janet van dyne the way i love and care about janet van dyne...
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
begging literally anyone at marvel to love and care about janet van dyne the way i love and care about janet van dyne...
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Very relieved that Rufus Wainwright is trending for something nice and not something problematic and/or being dead. Yay!
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Very relieved that Rufus Wainwright is trending for something nice and not something problematic and/or being dead. Yay!
imagine being so ugly, so like... genuinely unfortunate looking, so uncharming, so uncharismatic... you just become a hateful little nazi...
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
imagine being so ugly, so like... genuinely unfortunate looking, so uncharming, so uncharismatic... you just become a hateful little nazi...
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Children of divorce get to have two 9/11s
May 29, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Children of divorce get to have two 9/11s
had to check out david harbour's new york loft tour on AD so i could see this pussy palace "up close" and true to me fashion, She was the first thing i saw...
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
had to check out david harbour's new york loft tour on AD so i could see this pussy palace "up close" and true to me fashion, She was the first thing i saw...
y'all... i'm comin' out of retirement... i'm making thanksgiving dinner this year and no one is fucking it up for me. NO ONE.
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
y'all... i'm comin' out of retirement... i'm making thanksgiving dinner this year and no one is fucking it up for me. NO ONE.
i've never caught my sex addicted husband living a double life but lily allen sure got me feeling the rage of someone who did
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i've never caught my sex addicted husband living a double life but lily allen sure got me feeling the rage of someone who did
i'm going back to pirating everything, man. fuck it.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i'm going back to pirating everything, man. fuck it.