ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?

CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.

Cover design of the 1946 edition of Edward Gibbon's "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" Volumes.

Brian Froud on how Bowie became an evocation of Pan as Jareth, the Goblin King.

📖: ‘Labyrinth, the Ultimate Visual History’

People often ask me if I reread my books after they come out.

1. No. Never. Ew, David, ew. No.

2. I have no interest in reading my writing unless I'm writing/editing it. There is so much else to read.

3. I read the thing so many goddamned times while writing and revising. So many. YET STILL I ERR

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

This place has big coffee shop inside a bookstore vibes and I’m here for it