Cassidy
@cassiyus.bsky.social
Shaped like a friend, a sleepy duck. Arbiter of what is and is not 'the tightest shit.' He/him/él
I am not posting my Spotify wrapped because it is WRONG
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I am not posting my Spotify wrapped because it is WRONG
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
I don’t know what the fuss is all about. I could easily answer Isaac Chotiner’s questions and come out looking good. Skill issue.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don’t know what the fuss is all about. I could easily answer Isaac Chotiner’s questions and come out looking good. Skill issue.
I’m on this stalled train right now. Just gotta keep sitting.
Update: MARC Brunswick Line - Service Remains Suspended -- MARC Brunswick Line service remains suspended due to police activity. Extent of suspension is not known at this time. Brunswick Line trains are currently holding at MARC ...
https://mta.maryland.gov/service-alerts/24875
https://mta.maryland.gov/service-alerts/24875
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m on this stalled train right now. Just gotta keep sitting.
I've come across a lot of great names in working with children (both good and bad) but just saw my first child named after a Pokemon.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I've come across a lot of great names in working with children (both good and bad) but just saw my first child named after a Pokemon.
hot damn Mariners fans are insufferable.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
hot damn Mariners fans are insufferable.
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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Peanut butter Twix should be more prevalent
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Peanut butter Twix should be more prevalent
Huge parenting win when I suggested that we watch How It's Made instead of Paw Patrol today and it worked. Little dude cannot resist the whirl of machinery.
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Huge parenting win when I suggested that we watch How It's Made instead of Paw Patrol today and it worked. Little dude cannot resist the whirl of machinery.
My cat gave me a hug on camera and my DnD group went b-a-n-a-n-a-s over it
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My cat gave me a hug on camera and my DnD group went b-a-n-a-n-a-s over it
Happy International Snow Leopard Day, y'all
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy International Snow Leopard Day, y'all
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
House I had saved on Zillow dropped by a cool million so naturally we're planning on taking a look.
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
House I had saved on Zillow dropped by a cool million so naturally we're planning on taking a look.
It’ll be a cold day in hell I root for another AL east team. Dodgers or bust.
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It’ll be a cold day in hell I root for another AL east team. Dodgers or bust.
She's so bad at her job we've completely cut her out of all work tasks, even the ones she *has* to do and we aren't allowed to do. We just circumnavigate it every time, because not following the rules is faster/better/easier than letting her touch anything at all.
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
She's so bad at her job we've completely cut her out of all work tasks, even the ones she *has* to do and we aren't allowed to do. We just circumnavigate it every time, because not following the rules is faster/better/easier than letting her touch anything at all.
The ability to be in constant electronic contact with your children has yielded terrible results for independence, critical thought, and just education in general.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The ability to be in constant electronic contact with your children has yielded terrible results for independence, critical thought, and just education in general.
Diego Pavia… I get it. I get it now.
October 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Diego Pavia… I get it. I get it now.
damn Catholicism, what's good? Y'all talking ball?
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
damn Catholicism, what's good? Y'all talking ball?
I don't know when it started (always? maybe?) but saying an-TEEF-a instead of ANTI-fah sounds so silly. Y'all out here worried about Aunt Tifa?
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don't know when it started (always? maybe?) but saying an-TEEF-a instead of ANTI-fah sounds so silly. Y'all out here worried about Aunt Tifa?
My son is only a little above average in height (70th percentile) but he's apparently 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚 (96th percentile) for weight.
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My son is only a little above average in height (70th percentile) but he's apparently 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚 (96th percentile) for weight.
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There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)
October 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)
In ridiculous health care news: my insurance only allows us to go to the eye doctor once a year. So if you go and have a terrible experience and need a second opinion? Nope, no coverage, goodbye.
October 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In ridiculous health care news: my insurance only allows us to go to the eye doctor once a year. So if you go and have a terrible experience and need a second opinion? Nope, no coverage, goodbye.