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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
Me: Hey, remember that time Maura Tierney starred in a cinematic adaptation of The Scottish Play set in a 1970s fast food restaurant?
The guy in line next to me: Can't you just doomscroll like everybody else in line?
The guy in line next to me: Can't you just doomscroll like everybody else in line?
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Me: Hey, remember that time Maura Tierney starred in a cinematic adaptation of The Scottish Play set in a 1970s fast food restaurant?
The guy in line next to me: Can't you just doomscroll like everybody else in line?
The guy in line next to me: Can't you just doomscroll like everybody else in line?
I will grant there is a low spider/no spider ratio on shaking out shoes, but it’s absolutely worth it for days like today when I did not put a spider on my foot.
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I will grant there is a low spider/no spider ratio on shaking out shoes, but it’s absolutely worth it for days like today when I did not put a spider on my foot.
It's only Cancel Culture if it's from the Câncel region of France, otherwise it's just Sparkling Consequences.
September 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's only Cancel Culture if it's from the Câncel region of France, otherwise it's just Sparkling Consequences.
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Meanwhile, Miss Hilly's new show about hunting down white supremacist cells has been aborted by its network, run by Tim Apple
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
www.vulture.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Meanwhile, Miss Hilly's new show about hunting down white supremacist cells has been aborted by its network, run by Tim Apple
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve dragged somebody through a zoo to see the okapi exhibit while enthusiastically explaining they used to be cryptids until we, like, found some, I’d have maybe 60¢ but I think that explains a lot about me as a person.
September 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve dragged somebody through a zoo to see the okapi exhibit while enthusiastically explaining they used to be cryptids until we, like, found some, I’d have maybe 60¢ but I think that explains a lot about me as a person.
Look, I'm not saying Aldi reads my skeets, but I did just restock and they updated the scent to something that smells distinctly less like men's deodorant.
Does anybody else use these? “Fresh scent” apparently means “generic men's deodorant” so every time I open my trashcan the Brain Monkeys™️ shriek “MAN ARMPIT! MAN ARMPIT!” Now, admittedly it's better than getting hit with a whiff of garbage, but I’m now committed to 39 more trash cycles of this.
July 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Look, I'm not saying Aldi reads my skeets, but I did just restock and they updated the scent to something that smells distinctly less like men's deodorant.
Rebirth was fun and all, but the sequel I really want to see is Jurassic Park 2.5 in which Eric Kirby does a first person narration of the eight weeks he survived on the island between the parasailing crash and Dr. Alan Grant showing up.
July 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Rebirth was fun and all, but the sequel I really want to see is Jurassic Park 2.5 in which Eric Kirby does a first person narration of the eight weeks he survived on the island between the parasailing crash and Dr. Alan Grant showing up.
THIS.
time for my new favorite tumblr post
July 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
THIS.
The “Gen Z Stare” isn’t new. Back in my day we used to just call it giving the ol’ Fisheye.
July 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The “Gen Z Stare” isn’t new. Back in my day we used to just call it giving the ol’ Fisheye.
Parrots, immediately after their human sweeps the floor.
July 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Parrots, immediately after their human sweeps the floor.
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Government so small it fits directly in your vagina?
Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
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Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
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July 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Government so small it fits directly in your vagina?
Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
🧵/
Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
🧵/
Government so small it fits directly in your vagina?
Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
🧵/
Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
🧵/
July 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Government so small it fits directly in your vagina?
Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
🧵/
Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR.
🧵/
Here’s what you need to know about Jurassic World Rebirth:
If you call them dinosaurs I will pedantically come for you like you came for the dire wolves.
If you call them dinosaurs I will pedantically come for you like you came for the dire wolves.
May 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Here’s what you need to know about Jurassic World Rebirth:
If you call them dinosaurs I will pedantically come for you like you came for the dire wolves.
If you call them dinosaurs I will pedantically come for you like you came for the dire wolves.
Anybody: [says anything about a baguette]
My Brain Monkeys™️: Time to cue up the opening number to Disney's animated classic Beauty and the Beast!
My Brain Monkeys™️: Time to cue up the opening number to Disney's animated classic Beauty and the Beast!
May 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Anybody: [says anything about a baguette]
My Brain Monkeys™️: Time to cue up the opening number to Disney's animated classic Beauty and the Beast!
My Brain Monkeys™️: Time to cue up the opening number to Disney's animated classic Beauty and the Beast!
According to my autocorrect, I am more likely to be writing about the ancient city of Thebes than I am "the best of" which is really saying something considering how many "best of" lists I've been assigned over the years.
May 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
According to my autocorrect, I am more likely to be writing about the ancient city of Thebes than I am "the best of" which is really saying something considering how many "best of" lists I've been assigned over the years.
Oh, this is really interesting science.
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
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In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
May 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh, this is really interesting science.
Accidentally typed "My Little Pointy" and now I've got a My Little Pony / Buffy the Vampire Slayer mashup in my head that nobody asked for, so that's how my day is going.
May 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Accidentally typed "My Little Pointy" and now I've got a My Little Pony / Buffy the Vampire Slayer mashup in my head that nobody asked for, so that's how my day is going.
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Apparently, you're only allowed to post 1 job for free on LinkedIn (they want hundreds a DAY?!) so FYI, I'm hiring at the bookstore. Please share!
curiouscatbookshop.com/careers
curiouscatbookshop.com/careers
Careers
Thank you for your interest in working at The Curious Cat Bookshop. The Curious Cat Bookshop is an equal opportunity employer. We are dedicated to serving the Northwest Corner of Connecticut’s literar...
curiouscatbookshop.com
May 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Apparently, you're only allowed to post 1 job for free on LinkedIn (they want hundreds a DAY?!) so FYI, I'm hiring at the bookstore. Please share!
curiouscatbookshop.com/careers
curiouscatbookshop.com/careers
The Nazi Nightmare tries to non-consensually stick its tentacles into Sweden.
1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️
May 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Nazi Nightmare tries to non-consensually stick its tentacles into Sweden.
One of the hottest debates in pseudo-archaeology is the potentiality that Atlantis was located at the Richat Structure in northwestern Africa, but what’s never discussed is that IF TRUE this would mean Atlantians had to deal with honey badgers.
May 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the hottest debates in pseudo-archaeology is the potentiality that Atlantis was located at the Richat Structure in northwestern Africa, but what’s never discussed is that IF TRUE this would mean Atlantians had to deal with honey badgers.
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
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If like three years ago the pundit class and democratic politicians had held to this line we wouldn't be where we are today
"I don't know what the big deal is."
"I don't know what the big deal is."
Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If like three years ago the pundit class and democratic politicians had held to this line we wouldn't be where we are today
"I don't know what the big deal is."
"I don't know what the big deal is."
Absolutely nobody:
My Brain Monkeys™️:
The trick to giraffes is you just have to stay out of kicking range because that's the zone where they turn a lion into a li-off.
My Brain Monkeys™️:
The trick to giraffes is you just have to stay out of kicking range because that's the zone where they turn a lion into a li-off.
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Absolutely nobody:
My Brain Monkeys™️:
The trick to giraffes is you just have to stay out of kicking range because that's the zone where they turn a lion into a li-off.
My Brain Monkeys™️:
The trick to giraffes is you just have to stay out of kicking range because that's the zone where they turn a lion into a li-off.