FISH ASS [ASS IS FISH]
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[HE/THEY/IT] hear ye, hear ye! my stupid ass is unbound from the chains of birdsite. i am free to yap as i wish!
pfp by fawfulydoo on tumblr (may they rest in peace)
pfp by fawfulydoo on tumblr (may they rest in peace)
Pinned
i'm carp
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this photo of a Turkish Crayfish on iNaturalist by Serge Sidorovsky is destroying me. please he needs to be warshed
December 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
this photo of a Turkish Crayfish on iNaturalist by Serge Sidorovsky is destroying me. please he needs to be warshed
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It worked. Every single corpse we purchased was successfully resurrected. The dead live once more. Video coming soon.
My actual to-do list today:
Resurrect the dead
Film it
My to-do list for tomorrow:
Check if it worked
Film it.
Resurrect the dead
Film it
My to-do list for tomorrow:
Check if it worked
Film it.
a black and white photo of a man wearing a pair of goggles .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a pair of goggles .
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It worked. Every single corpse we purchased was successfully resurrected. The dead live once more. Video coming soon.
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How big can bug really get? Well, with our new chemical cocktail, pretty damn big. Come see us spite evolution in our new video!
youtu.be/D0PjLvlBsWw
youtu.be/D0PjLvlBsWw
Making giant insects to spite evolution
YouTube video by The Thought Emporium
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
How big can bug really get? Well, with our new chemical cocktail, pretty damn big. Come see us spite evolution in our new video!
youtu.be/D0PjLvlBsWw
youtu.be/D0PjLvlBsWw
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Apparently someone has been tagging the city of Portland with "shrimps is bugs". That was surprisingly NOT me, but yes, I did see them
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Apparently someone has been tagging the city of Portland with "shrimps is bugs". That was surprisingly NOT me, but yes, I did see them
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(in front of a Quizno's on one knee) won't you make me the happiest woman in the world and make this a Quiz Yes
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
(in front of a Quizno's on one knee) won't you make me the happiest woman in the world and make this a Quiz Yes
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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Spa Day for Cats!
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Spa Day for Cats!
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I'm
i'm carp
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm
hi guyz i forgot i had bloosky lol
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
hi guyz i forgot i had bloosky lol
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100% views of the last pic bc that file is enormous. i dont like him :/ #deltarune #deltarunechapter3 #tenna #arty
July 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
100% views of the last pic bc that file is enormous. i dont like him :/ #deltarune #deltarunechapter3 #tenna #arty
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July 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I can't be silent any longer. The shark influencers are lying to you.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
July 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I can't be silent any longer. The shark influencers are lying to you.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
why do people even invest in this shit all it does is waste resources and generate wildly incorrect statements
#deltarune #deltarunechapter3 #deltarunech3
#deltarune #deltarunechapter3 #deltarunech3
July 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
why do people even invest in this shit all it does is waste resources and generate wildly incorrect statements
#deltarune #deltarunechapter3 #deltarunech3
#deltarune #deltarunechapter3 #deltarunech3
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Trump imposes tariffs on islands near Antarctica that are only inhabited by penguins and a solitary wizard.
Can someone please explain to a completely confused Brit just what is happening in America at the moment
#tariffs
Can someone please explain to a completely confused Brit just what is happening in America at the moment
#tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Trump imposes tariffs on islands near Antarctica that are only inhabited by penguins and a solitary wizard.
Can someone please explain to a completely confused Brit just what is happening in America at the moment
#tariffs
Can someone please explain to a completely confused Brit just what is happening in America at the moment
#tariffs
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My gang never judge people on colour, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size, they always base it on one important thing....
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 PM
My gang never judge people on colour, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size, they always base it on one important thing....
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hire me jim davis
April 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
hire me jim davis
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