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Absurd Bartholomew
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| 20 he/him
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| certified toontown online enjoyer
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Absurd Bartholomew @absurdbartholomew.com · Jan 30
some cute silly bart & riggy marole art I commissioned @misguidedlavender.bsky.social for 💙
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reminding about this since I'm starting to come low on money again. been focusing on programming something but I'll take a break to work on comms
absurdbartholomew.com Absurd Bartholomew @absurdbartholomew.com · 15d
have lowered my TTR model prices from a base price of $120 to $100 for the rest of this month if anyone's interested!

sillybart-comms.carrd.co
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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have lowered my TTR model prices from a base price of $120 to $100 for the rest of this month if anyone's interested!

sillybart-comms.carrd.co
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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and also: a quick dan because I really need to draw my rabbits more
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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joshviktor.bsky.social
I drew mips yesterday, wanted to also draw ms mowz but didn’t
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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indigosnep.bsky.social
I have 2 I'm working on right now but do consider helping me out, this christmas was really rough for me and I've had like no money due to my car.
indigosnep.bsky.social Indigo @indigosnep.bsky.social · 26d
Commission Sheet!
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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minglermail.bsky.social
❄️Happy Holidays!!!❄️
Close-ups + character list will be included in the replies of this post. This year was pretty rough for me, but I'm really happy I was able to get this done, especially with an ambitious character count of 99 :-)

#toontown #toontownart #ttr #corporateclash
A group drawing of 97 Toons and 2 Cogs. They are having a winter celebration in Toontown Central.
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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noahtheartist.bsky.social
Modern Bubsy
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Classic Bubsy
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Lego Racers 2
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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cutestknife.bsky.social
🎄Sketch chibi cmm for @moldapartment.bsky.social and @badluckjacktt.bsky.social 🍀🍄
December 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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In SpongeBob SquarePants: Employee of the Month, the ticket SpongeBob receives reads "Admits 1 for fun and frolicking in the sun you overgrown ball hair. James tells corny ass jokes."
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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dattoonie.bsky.social
yoshi's just too fun to draw tbh
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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everyone's favorite obsolete office assistant/reversi-playing psycho cat - at least my favorite anyways

commission art by Riko!! a perfect fit for this silly toon cat -w-
Sketch sheet of Earl the Cat, a character originating as a Microsoft Office asisstant. He is mostly light blue, has thin limbs, and has a tan belly and muzzle. There are like 8 sketches here and I am very sleepy (it's almost 4 am) so I'm only describing the more interesting ones Top right: Earl eating ice cream, holding a cup of soda in another hand. His tongue is ridiculously massive and overextended as he's taking a slurp of his well-deserved ice cream. Right: Earl reading a book. Also, he has a big dumpy. He doesn't usually have one. Good for him. Bottom right: Earl wearing a top hat and suit, looking very dapper. He's giving a look to the viewer, eyelids relaxed and tongue out. Bottom: Earl saying no to Windows 11. I didn't request this specifically (I basically just gave Riko context to his origin and his personality) but, y'know, I agree
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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still thinking about cat riggy marole. kitty marole
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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iamwarrenthecat.bsky.social
Tooned Up - You & Me
(w/ @absurdbartholomew.com )
#cartoon #cartoonart #toon #toonyart #cartooncomic #webcomic #WCStoonedup #WCSart #digitalart #anthro #anthroart #furry #furryart
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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and also: a quick dan because I really need to draw my rabbits more
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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everyone's favorite obsolete office assistant/reversi-playing psycho cat - at least my favorite anyways

commission art by Riko!! a perfect fit for this silly toon cat -w-
Sketch sheet of Earl the Cat, a character originating as a Microsoft Office asisstant. He is mostly light blue, has thin limbs, and has a tan belly and muzzle. There are like 8 sketches here and I am very sleepy (it's almost 4 am) so I'm only describing the more interesting ones Top right: Earl eating ice cream, holding a cup of soda in another hand. His tongue is ridiculously massive and overextended as he's taking a slurp of his well-deserved ice cream. Right: Earl reading a book. Also, he has a big dumpy. He doesn't usually have one. Good for him. Bottom right: Earl wearing a top hat and suit, looking very dapper. He's giving a look to the viewer, eyelids relaxed and tongue out. Bottom: Earl saying no to Windows 11. I didn't request this specifically (I basically just gave Riko context to his origin and his personality) but, y'know, I agree
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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coopsiedaisies.bsky.social
HO HO HO! It's me, Koop Kringle! Leave me cookies. Please. 🎅🐶❄️🌃🎄🍪

#furryart #fursona #dog #christmas #santa #santaoutfit #auroraborealis #icon #profilepic #digital #painting #airbrush #coopsiedaisiesart
A airbrush-shaded illustration of my fursona in Santa garb, sticking out his/my tongue. I'm standing in front of a starry night sky with a lovely aurora borealis. My eyes are dilated with Christmas joy and red and green lights are reflecting in them.
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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feliscouchus.bsky.social
so whats keeping you from treating him like this?

is it all the times he's talked about biting you?

Well thats a stupid reason

🎨: @absurdbartholomew.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
The Curse of Monkey Island (1997). The animation, writing, music and puzzles make this game hold up so well.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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meckwicksart.bsky.social
two more drawn
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hope yall likey
#meckwicksart
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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my favorite pastime is drawing characters i like in really fruity poses
doodle of scratchy from the simpsons doing, as the post suggests, a really fruity pose
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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are there any good malware demonstration channels like danooct1 or rogueamp anymore? I've been wanting to find more but all I can ever find nowadays is people disabling their firewall on [insert old OS here] and pretending this would be your setup or framing malware as Evil Horror Skull Killer shit
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
absurdbartholomew.com
have lowered my TTR model prices from a base price of $120 to $100 for the rest of this month if anyone's interested!

sillybart-comms.carrd.co
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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i hardly ever draw anyone other than silly bart anymore. have a mizzy
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM