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Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants
March 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants
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February 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
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WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
February 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
February 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
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"Just one more thing. You say you're trying to save the government billions, yet you're taking $30B to blow up rockets indiscriminately.
You have this crazy scheme where you pretend we're going to colonize Mars. To be perfectly frank with you, Mrs. Columbo thinks you're on drugs."
You have this crazy scheme where you pretend we're going to colonize Mars. To be perfectly frank with you, Mrs. Columbo thinks you're on drugs."
February 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"Just one more thing. You say you're trying to save the government billions, yet you're taking $30B to blow up rockets indiscriminately.
You have this crazy scheme where you pretend we're going to colonize Mars. To be perfectly frank with you, Mrs. Columbo thinks you're on drugs."
You have this crazy scheme where you pretend we're going to colonize Mars. To be perfectly frank with you, Mrs. Columbo thinks you're on drugs."
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
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Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
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January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
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This is Moose. He’s had a very long day. Tried to go down some stairs but got stuck. 13/10 someone please help Moose
January 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is Moose. He’s had a very long day. Tried to go down some stairs but got stuck. 13/10 someone please help Moose
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I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
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david lynch on angelo badalamenti, who passed away in 2022
January 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
david lynch on angelo badalamenti, who passed away in 2022
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Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks
January 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks
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was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch
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here's a rare baby photo of mark zuckerberg
January 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
here's a rare baby photo of mark zuckerberg
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So upsetting that a guy who has changed his look to this on purpose has any kind of influence over anything. Should not be allowed
January 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
So upsetting that a guy who has changed his look to this on purpose has any kind of influence over anything. Should not be allowed
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In 8 days, Zuckerberg has:
- Promoted top Republican Joel Kaplan to be face of Meta
- Hired Dana White to board
- Killed 3rd party fact-checking
- Loosened hate speech policies
- Killed DEI initiatives
- Said on Joe Rogan that corporations are “culturally neutered” & need more “masculine energy”
- Promoted top Republican Joel Kaplan to be face of Meta
- Hired Dana White to board
- Killed 3rd party fact-checking
- Loosened hate speech policies
- Killed DEI initiatives
- Said on Joe Rogan that corporations are “culturally neutered” & need more “masculine energy”
January 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In 8 days, Zuckerberg has:
- Promoted top Republican Joel Kaplan to be face of Meta
- Hired Dana White to board
- Killed 3rd party fact-checking
- Loosened hate speech policies
- Killed DEI initiatives
- Said on Joe Rogan that corporations are “culturally neutered” & need more “masculine energy”
- Promoted top Republican Joel Kaplan to be face of Meta
- Hired Dana White to board
- Killed 3rd party fact-checking
- Loosened hate speech policies
- Killed DEI initiatives
- Said on Joe Rogan that corporations are “culturally neutered” & need more “masculine energy”
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"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."
a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt and a silver chain around his neck
Alt: Mark Zuckerberg
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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An early look at the cover of next week’s issue, “Two’s a Crowd,” by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/QP7gaYR
January 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
An early look at the cover of next week’s issue, “Two’s a Crowd,” by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/QP7gaYR
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I refrain from posting swag on principle, but this is just too cute
January 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I refrain from posting swag on principle, but this is just too cute