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Caroline
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Aspiring board game designer, writer, socialist, disability advocate
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Every parent needs information, whether it's from other parents, books, or the internet. But the information needs to be accurate and safe. ChatGPT is neither.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2d
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Oh you're a Pagliacci fan? Name three of his murders.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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sethrudy.bsky.social
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
October 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Patient: But doctor, I am Pagliacci!
Doctor: You're not Pagliacci. You killed Pagliacci.
Patient: What?!
Doctor: And I'm not a doctor.
Patient: Oh my God, what is happening??
Doctor: We're on Shutter Island. It's a whole thing.
September 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
carolinemc.bsky.social
This shirt tried to gaslight me
The shirt show the cartoon characters Tom and Jerry, and claims they are "best buddies"
August 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Me when he finally has a funeral
Runway model in an elaborate pink dress with a large white rose and a pink faux violin
July 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Trump should have waited until 4th of July to announce his plan to bring back indentured servitude/slavery.
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
I say "Correct me if I'm wrong" only when I am 100% sure that I'm not wrong.
June 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Gosh, Johnny, is this the Forbidden Area?
I've got to see what the Elders are hiding, Susie! Look!
What is it? It looks like our Learning Screen but made of paper!
I think this is what they called a...a book!
I wonder what a Hamlet is!!
I will read it and tell you about it, Susie.
Thanks Johnny.
June 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
JKR will spend the rest of her life locked into her bitter, hateful activities and they will never bring her peace or happiness.
June 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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emandras.bsky.social
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
carolinemc.bsky.social
The ocean demands another sacrifice
May 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Garfield is becoming self-aware
Cartoon of Garfield where after drinking strong coffee he says he can see his "action lines"
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
You may see that RFK Jr is launching a new disease registry to track Americans with autism. In addition to the scary implications of that tracking, autism is not a disease.
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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brainnotonyet.bsky.social
Fascists use absurdity as a cudgel and a shield. They use hypocrisy similarly.You will never get a fascist to stop by pointing out their hypocrisy or absurdity because they know,and they think it’s hilarious.You actually have to fight these forces,not just call them names and quibble over pedantics.
April 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Mindfulness? In THIS economy?
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
January 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
carolinemc.bsky.social
There are 2 Joan Crawford movies on Tubi now (but possibly leaving soon) that are not streaming anywhere else or on a DVD with captions: Autumn Leaves and Harriet Craig. Recommend!!
March 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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uk-resistant.bsky.social
📣IT'S HAPPENING!🎉

I'm super excited to announce that my next indie game,
VAPORWAVE PINBALL
launches for Steam on
APRIL 4th 2025...

featuring:

🟢LOFI video pinball.
🔵Relaxing, liminal locations.
🟣5+ unlockable tables.
🟡Original vaporwave soundtrack.
🔴Less than $5.
March 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Egg beating will continue until morale improves
March 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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stevenhyden.bsky.social
RIP David Johansen. This is rock n roll.
March 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
carolinemc.bsky.social
Gene Hackman, one of the greats!!! My favorite movie of his is also one of my favorite movies of all time: The Conversation
February 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM