Carnival
@carnival44.bsky.social
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the other day I was looking at this newspaper when an older gentleman walked up next to me picked up a copy. I glanced over at his face, and it was none other than Jimmy Carter himself. We made eye contact, he winked at me and said "don't post about this or I'll kill you"
January 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the other day I was looking at this newspaper when an older gentleman walked up next to me picked up a copy. I glanced over at his face, and it was none other than Jimmy Carter himself. We made eye contact, he winked at me and said "don't post about this or I'll kill you"
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(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
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DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART.
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART.
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OH. COME. ON.
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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me: Ok now let’s do a silly one
first guy in police line up: *kermit voice* Give me all your cash
first guy in police line up: *kermit voice* Give me all your cash
November 20, 2024 at 4:36 AM
me: Ok now let’s do a silly one
first guy in police line up: *kermit voice* Give me all your cash
first guy in police line up: *kermit voice* Give me all your cash
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Live, laugh, launch me into space
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Live, laugh, launch me into space
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Please understand that as more people join Bluesky, there are more people who do not know that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please help spread the word
November 13, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Please understand that as more people join Bluesky, there are more people who do not know that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please help spread the word
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Dungeon Meshi 🐉 ⚔️
November 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Dungeon Meshi 🐉 ⚔️
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for anyone trying to extricate yourself from the clutches of Amazon: bookstores make more than a third of their money between now & New Year’s, & most bookstores ship nationwide 💌
November 11, 2024 at 10:10 PM
for anyone trying to extricate yourself from the clutches of Amazon: bookstores make more than a third of their money between now & New Year’s, & most bookstores ship nationwide 💌
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Old ink drawing of a small pumpkin-loving friend
November 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Old ink drawing of a small pumpkin-loving friend
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I'll be selling tshirts for the first time at @furfest.org this December! Glow-in-the-dark Mothman and a brand new version of the Axolotl shirt!
November 5, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I'll be selling tshirts for the first time at @furfest.org this December! Glow-in-the-dark Mothman and a brand new version of the Axolotl shirt!
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November 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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I’m Sorry, Jon.
a painting of a wizard holding a snow globe with a monkey inside
ALT: a painting of a wizard holding a snow globe with a monkey inside
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I’m Sorry, Jon.
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Roche secret voiceline
October 30, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Roche secret voiceline
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND TO CELEBRATE IM GONNA ANIMATE MY OCS FOR 6-8 HOURS WOOHOO 🥳🎉🎂🐇🎈🐇🎈🐇🎈🐇🎈🐇🎈
October 29, 2024 at 2:02 PM
ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND TO CELEBRATE IM GONNA ANIMATE MY OCS FOR 6-8 HOURS WOOHOO 🥳🎉🎂🐇🎈🐇🎈🐇🎈🐇🎈🐇🎈
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Hi pal. Joro Spider, Georgia.
October 28, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Hi pal. Joro Spider, Georgia.
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October 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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I'm the strongest! :3
October 28, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I'm the strongest! :3
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