Furiosa's Wife
@carlythehuman.bsky.social
I'm just a girl in the world. Healthy obsession with Mad Max Fury Road. She/her
"Poopty pewpty pants" - Robert E. Howard
"Poopty pewpty pants" - Robert E. Howard
Sometimes I'll roll down all my windows and sun roof on the freeway, letting the wind and my hair beat the shit out of me, just to feel something.
Therapist: no no, HOB-BIES. Like what do you like to do after work?
Me: Oh. Sometimes I lay down in the shower instead of stand and let the water..
Therapist: no no, HOB-BIES. Like what do you like to do after work?
Me: Oh. Sometimes I lay down in the shower instead of stand and let the water..
February 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sometimes I'll roll down all my windows and sun roof on the freeway, letting the wind and my hair beat the shit out of me, just to feel something.
Therapist: no no, HOB-BIES. Like what do you like to do after work?
Me: Oh. Sometimes I lay down in the shower instead of stand and let the water..
Therapist: no no, HOB-BIES. Like what do you like to do after work?
Me: Oh. Sometimes I lay down in the shower instead of stand and let the water..
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Favorite paragraph from this:
February 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Favorite paragraph from this:
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You're the man with the ideas, Nate. I salute you 🫡
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You're the man with the ideas, Nate. I salute you 🫡
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
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"Galaxy is on Orion's b... b... b... what is word?"
"Drone? Orion's DRONE?"
"Drone? Orion's DRONE?"
December 20, 2024 at 1:11 AM
"Galaxy is on Orion's b... b... b... what is word?"
"Drone? Orion's DRONE?"
"Drone? Orion's DRONE?"
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CEOs in America in the last week: "Oh shit, we actually have to live in the society we created. Ooopsie maybe we should have actually been more concerned with human life being sacrosanct."
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 AM
CEOs in America in the last week: "Oh shit, we actually have to live in the society we created. Ooopsie maybe we should have actually been more concerned with human life being sacrosanct."
I am SO SORRY, but every time I read news about the UHC CEO my brain automatically reads it as 'UFC shooter' first and I'm like "SMDH they're letting GUNS into the fights now, what's next?!"
December 7, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I am SO SORRY, but every time I read news about the UHC CEO my brain automatically reads it as 'UFC shooter' first and I'm like "SMDH they're letting GUNS into the fights now, what's next?!"
Coming up on the anniversary of this one, not my original post but whoever did make this needs their business minded 😤
December 6, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Coming up on the anniversary of this one, not my original post but whoever did make this needs their business minded 😤
@xsullo.bsky.social I found you on the 🐦 app originally and I'm glad I found you here. Your digital artwork is absolutely fucking STUNNING, use of colors and light/shade is insane. This one is definitely one of my favorites
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 AM
@xsullo.bsky.social I found you on the 🐦 app originally and I'm glad I found you here. Your digital artwork is absolutely fucking STUNNING, use of colors and light/shade is insane. This one is definitely one of my favorites
Therapist: What thoughts are keeping you awake at night?
Me talking fast: K so you know how American supergroup The Postal Service collaborated via mail and that's how they got their name and when the pandemic hit they DIDN'T PUT OUT ANYTHING NEW and was a missed opportunity? No?
Therapist: 😶
Me talking fast: K so you know how American supergroup The Postal Service collaborated via mail and that's how they got their name and when the pandemic hit they DIDN'T PUT OUT ANYTHING NEW and was a missed opportunity? No?
Therapist: 😶
December 5, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Therapist: What thoughts are keeping you awake at night?
Me talking fast: K so you know how American supergroup The Postal Service collaborated via mail and that's how they got their name and when the pandemic hit they DIDN'T PUT OUT ANYTHING NEW and was a missed opportunity? No?
Therapist: 😶
Me talking fast: K so you know how American supergroup The Postal Service collaborated via mail and that's how they got their name and when the pandemic hit they DIDN'T PUT OUT ANYTHING NEW and was a missed opportunity? No?
Therapist: 😶
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
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saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes
November 17, 2024 at 1:42 PM
saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes
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When you refuse to pay for the expensive snacks at the cinema.
November 17, 2024 at 7:00 PM
When you refuse to pay for the expensive snacks at the cinema.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
I am confident in my abilities and I use them to help others find confidence in theirs. I express abundance in generosity & meet opposition with kindness. The hatchet wielding murder bears who pursue me hate that shit.
I am confident in my abilities and I use them to help others find confidence in theirs. I express abundance in generosity & meet opposition with kindness. The hatchet wielding murder bears who pursue me hate that shit.
November 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am confident in my abilities and I use them to help others find confidence in theirs. I express abundance in generosity & meet opposition with kindness. The hatchet wielding murder bears who pursue me hate that shit.
I am confident in my abilities and I use them to help others find confidence in theirs. I express abundance in generosity & meet opposition with kindness. The hatchet wielding murder bears who pursue me hate that shit.
Inspired to decorate for Christmas early this year too. Feeling the holiday spirit!
November 9, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Inspired to decorate for Christmas early this year too. Feeling the holiday spirit!
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Calling out of work on account of being absolutely disgusted
November 6, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Calling out of work on account of being absolutely disgusted
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Sometimes I think I would be better suited to a medium with more screaming
November 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Sometimes I think I would be better suited to a medium with more screaming
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This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became.
CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.
CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.
October 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became.
CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.
CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.