caramelricecakes
@caramelricecakes.bsky.social
twentieth century optimist!
mbs bond trader by day, autistic idiot by night
she/her
mbs bond trader by day, autistic idiot by night
she/her
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If you don’t look at bond markets they can’t hurt you. They’re just numbers on a screen.
April 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If you don’t look at bond markets they can’t hurt you. They’re just numbers on a screen.
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I just accidentally sent My plans for the Apocalypse to an editor at The Atlantic.
March 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just accidentally sent My plans for the Apocalypse to an editor at The Atlantic.
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what if there was some good news
what if we tried that on for size, just to see what it feels like
what if we tried that on for size, just to see what it feels like
March 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
what if there was some good news
what if we tried that on for size, just to see what it feels like
what if we tried that on for size, just to see what it feels like
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Ted Lasso season 4 lfg!
March 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ted Lasso season 4 lfg!
deutsche bank i hope you never know peace
March 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
deutsche bank i hope you never know peace
The previous day’s events come flooding back to him like an unwelcome simile
March 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The previous day’s events come flooding back to him like an unwelcome simile
it’s only thursday
March 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
it’s only thursday
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GenZ about to find out what a real coping strategy feels like
March 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
GenZ about to find out what a real coping strategy feels like
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Oh! She has! In at least one interview she talked about the briefings she's received on counter-intelligence. She has made music videos to click tracks instead of audio so it wouldn't leak.
Taylor Swift is a legitimate security expert like almost nobody in the world. She has to be. She's the target.
Taylor Swift is a legitimate security expert like almost nobody in the world. She has to be. She's the target.
I just want a serious journalist to ask actual Taylor about InfoSec. She’s sufficiently impressive I wouldn’t be surprised if she gave a cogent answer. Like Guy Goma in reverse.
March 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh! She has! In at least one interview she talked about the briefings she's received on counter-intelligence. She has made music videos to click tracks instead of audio so it wouldn't leak.
Taylor Swift is a legitimate security expert like almost nobody in the world. She has to be. She's the target.
Taylor Swift is a legitimate security expert like almost nobody in the world. She has to be. She's the target.
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I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way
March 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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supporting your public library is so sexy
February 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
supporting your public library is so sexy
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Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment)
February 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment)
losers abound
February 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
losers abound
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men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs
February 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs
these boots were made for walking
February 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
these boots were made for walking
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"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."
February 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."
man these people must be exhausting to talk to in real life
February 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
man these people must be exhausting to talk to in real life
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I don’t care for turmoil
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t care for turmoil
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Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food
February 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food
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Taking an everything shower is self care. Laying down and napping after an everything shower is also self care 🫶🏽
February 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Taking an everything shower is self care. Laying down and napping after an everything shower is also self care 🫶🏽
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
god bless but y’all are absolute losers 😭
February 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
god bless but y’all are absolute losers 😭