E.T. Lyons
@etlyons.bsky.social
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"Inside Out" if it were set in my head.
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Inside Out" if it were set in my head.
sometimes i let myself think my #cat is staring adoringly but more often he's studying me like a bug in a jar, or watching as a bored, disappointed ancient deity.
March 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
sometimes i let myself think my #cat is staring adoringly but more often he's studying me like a bug in a jar, or watching as a bored, disappointed ancient deity.
shitposters about their own content (📺: Girls)
March 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
shitposters about their own content (📺: Girls)
uh-oh she has “I have emotional motion sickness. somebody roll the windows down” stuck in her head again.
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
uh-oh she has “I have emotional motion sickness. somebody roll the windows down” stuck in her head again.
how can anyone be expected to work under these conditions (she’s been following me with her ball for hours lol)
March 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
how can anyone be expected to work under these conditions (she’s been following me with her ball for hours lol)
oh hey we made it to spring. (i have cut my hair and gone back to the woods.)
March 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
oh hey we made it to spring. (i have cut my hair and gone back to the woods.)
i once again screamed like janet leigh in psycho when my cat tried to climb in the shower this morning. forgot he does that.
March 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
i once again screamed like janet leigh in psycho when my cat tried to climb in the shower this morning. forgot he does that.
holy hours (i am deep cleaning my boots)
March 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
holy hours (i am deep cleaning my boots)
the vibe i bring to the function
March 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the vibe i bring to the function
remember one day this'll all be over. hope that helps!
March 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
remember one day this'll all be over. hope that helps!
[about one of the most pathetic men to ever exist] he's my depressive goblin nightmare boy 🥹
March 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
[about one of the most pathetic men to ever exist] he's my depressive goblin nightmare boy 🥹
my mom is catching up on White Lotus
March 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
my mom is catching up on White Lotus
I only ever jog when I play chase my cat around the house but today I actually ran after him. He stopped in utterly confused horror, like he was watching an enemy boss transform. That’s right, Oscar. I’ve been fast this whole time. Whatcha gonna do now?
March 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I only ever jog when I play chase my cat around the house but today I actually ran after him. He stopped in utterly confused horror, like he was watching an enemy boss transform. That’s right, Oscar. I’ve been fast this whole time. Whatcha gonna do now?
autoplay on streaming services has taken me to some dark places
March 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
autoplay on streaming services has taken me to some dark places
doing inner child work (listening to Mitski)
March 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
doing inner child work (listening to Mitski)
so tempted to go back to a flip phone some days smh
March 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
so tempted to go back to a flip phone some days smh
mood: that scream in Ptolemaea over and over again
March 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
mood: that scream in Ptolemaea over and over again
i'm so normal about Fifth Element (psych!)
March 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i'm so normal about Fifth Element (psych!)
old new york scraps [🎧: Veronica Mars, Blondshell]
March 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
old new york scraps [🎧: Veronica Mars, Blondshell]
petition for Walton Goggins (aka Baby Billy) to host Bible Bonkers after the Righteous Gemstones ends.
March 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
petition for Walton Goggins (aka Baby Billy) to host Bible Bonkers after the Righteous Gemstones ends.
[me for no reason at all today] hmm i wonder how many times I’ve seen that “Cry Baby” Natalie Portman Dior commercial thoroughout my life.
March 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[me for no reason at all today] hmm i wonder how many times I’ve seen that “Cry Baby” Natalie Portman Dior commercial thoroughout my life.
vertebrae is such a lovely word. *vertebrae* 👌🏻
March 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
vertebrae is such a lovely word. *vertebrae* 👌🏻
had a nightmare about catholic school again last night smh
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
had a nightmare about catholic school again last night smh
[watching any season of White Lotus] damn the yelp reviews for this place would be wild.
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
[watching any season of White Lotus] damn the yelp reviews for this place would be wild.
if anything happens to Belinda or her son in the White Lotus, i'm going to riot.
March 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
if anything happens to Belinda or her son in the White Lotus, i'm going to riot.