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The idea that,
“Just because you went to a good school doesn’t make you a good person”
Would be devastating to the NYT editorial board if they could ever comprehend it
“Just because you went to a good school doesn’t make you a good person”
Would be devastating to the NYT editorial board if they could ever comprehend it
Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The idea that,
“Just because you went to a good school doesn’t make you a good person”
Would be devastating to the NYT editorial board if they could ever comprehend it
“Just because you went to a good school doesn’t make you a good person”
Would be devastating to the NYT editorial board if they could ever comprehend it
Me at the Marlow’s in Alpharetta: I’d like the pork tenderloins please
Server: how would you like that cooked?
Me: ?
Server: rare, medium, or well?
Me: No, I wanted the pork.
Server: ? But cooked how?
Me: it’s pork … you guys need to be cooking that all the way. EVERY TIME
Server: how would you like that cooked?
Me: ?
Server: rare, medium, or well?
Me: No, I wanted the pork.
Server: ? But cooked how?
Me: it’s pork … you guys need to be cooking that all the way. EVERY TIME
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me at the Marlow’s in Alpharetta: I’d like the pork tenderloins please
Server: how would you like that cooked?
Me: ?
Server: rare, medium, or well?
Me: No, I wanted the pork.
Server: ? But cooked how?
Me: it’s pork … you guys need to be cooking that all the way. EVERY TIME
Server: how would you like that cooked?
Me: ?
Server: rare, medium, or well?
Me: No, I wanted the pork.
Server: ? But cooked how?
Me: it’s pork … you guys need to be cooking that all the way. EVERY TIME
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Tennessean reporter Vivian Jones pointing out the inherent hypocrisy in the @SenJohnson @MarshaBlackburn TP USA announcement
Trying to imagine the reaction if Dems used the Capitol to announce a government-backed plan to put DSA chapters in every high school
Trying to imagine the reaction if Dems used the Capitol to announce a government-backed plan to put DSA chapters in every high school
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tennessean reporter Vivian Jones pointing out the inherent hypocrisy in the @SenJohnson @MarshaBlackburn TP USA announcement
Trying to imagine the reaction if Dems used the Capitol to announce a government-backed plan to put DSA chapters in every high school
Trying to imagine the reaction if Dems used the Capitol to announce a government-backed plan to put DSA chapters in every high school
Nancy Mace: “After Charlie Kirk was assassinated in cold blood, the nation responded with 0 riots, 0 looting, 0 injuries, and 0 destruction.”
Yeah lady, because people had 0 idea who that little dipshit was, and gave 0 fucks.
We didn’t “respectfully mourn him,” we shrugged.
Yeah lady, because people had 0 idea who that little dipshit was, and gave 0 fucks.
We didn’t “respectfully mourn him,” we shrugged.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Nancy Mace: “After Charlie Kirk was assassinated in cold blood, the nation responded with 0 riots, 0 looting, 0 injuries, and 0 destruction.”
Yeah lady, because people had 0 idea who that little dipshit was, and gave 0 fucks.
We didn’t “respectfully mourn him,” we shrugged.
Yeah lady, because people had 0 idea who that little dipshit was, and gave 0 fucks.
We didn’t “respectfully mourn him,” we shrugged.
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
It is wild that this Regime can be looking down the barrel of being exposed as a pedophile sex trafficking ring, and their shiny set of cars keys solution is that they film themselves murdering foreign nationals and by dint of CNN’s goldfish memory might get away with both.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It is wild that this Regime can be looking down the barrel of being exposed as a pedophile sex trafficking ring, and their shiny set of cars keys solution is that they film themselves murdering foreign nationals and by dint of CNN’s goldfish memory might get away with both.
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While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line!
Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders.
Listen to what they had to say.
Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders.
Listen to what they had to say.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line!
Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders.
Listen to what they had to say.
Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders.
Listen to what they had to say.
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
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December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
“The orders he gave”
lol, welcome to the underside of the bus Admiral Bradley. Hope “just following orders” works out better for you than it did for the last guys who tried that.
lol, welcome to the underside of the bus Admiral Bradley. Hope “just following orders” works out better for you than it did for the last guys who tried that.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“The orders he gave”
lol, welcome to the underside of the bus Admiral Bradley. Hope “just following orders” works out better for you than it did for the last guys who tried that.
lol, welcome to the underside of the bus Admiral Bradley. Hope “just following orders” works out better for you than it did for the last guys who tried that.
It’s ok to have wanted James Comey’s case to have been thrown out, then also wanting him to immediately slip on a banana peel, and tumble to his death down the courthouse steps in the most humiliating way possible, live on camera.
These thoughts can coexist
These thoughts can coexist
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It’s ok to have wanted James Comey’s case to have been thrown out, then also wanting him to immediately slip on a banana peel, and tumble to his death down the courthouse steps in the most humiliating way possible, live on camera.
These thoughts can coexist
These thoughts can coexist
My wife’s true crime tv show,
“Bite mark analysis indicated … ritualistic abuse. Abuse the FBI had concluded linked the killer to “satanic activity.”
Later in the episode …
“Bite mark analysis indicated … ritualistic abuse. Abuse the FBI had concluded linked the killer to “satanic activity.”
Later in the episode …
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My wife’s true crime tv show,
“Bite mark analysis indicated … ritualistic abuse. Abuse the FBI had concluded linked the killer to “satanic activity.”
Later in the episode …
“Bite mark analysis indicated … ritualistic abuse. Abuse the FBI had concluded linked the killer to “satanic activity.”
Later in the episode …
God, what did that lady who shagged the most boring person in SC politics and a human stick of beef jerky do now?
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
God, what did that lady who shagged the most boring person in SC politics and a human stick of beef jerky do now?
Aaron Sorkin is the worst thing that has ever happened to dialogue in my lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Aaron Sorkin is the worst thing that has ever happened to dialogue in my lifetime
Open app Saturday morning:
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Open app Saturday morning:
Story time, one Thanksgiving I got the idea to do something different. I had a big grill and decided to do Cornish game hens for everyone instead of one big turkey. The hens turned out great. Much better than turkey.
But! Turns out carving birds is a skill not everyone has. 1/
But! Turns out carving birds is a skill not everyone has. 1/
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Story time, one Thanksgiving I got the idea to do something different. I had a big grill and decided to do Cornish game hens for everyone instead of one big turkey. The hens turned out great. Much better than turkey.
But! Turns out carving birds is a skill not everyone has. 1/
But! Turns out carving birds is a skill not everyone has. 1/
Gotta say, I thought Mamdani going to the White House was a bad idea. lol my bad. That was hilarious
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gotta say, I thought Mamdani going to the White House was a bad idea. lol my bad. That was hilarious
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
At least he’s not going after Jimmy Fallon. I’d really hate to have to rally around that bootsucking little corporate toady.
Um. Did he forget what happened? The dementia is really, really bad.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
At least he’s not going after Jimmy Fallon. I’d really hate to have to rally around that bootsucking little corporate toady.
What with MTG pretending she’s not who she has been for 15 years, this all is giving me “Rats on a sinking ship” vibes
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
What with MTG pretending she’s not who she has been for 15 years, this all is giving me “Rats on a sinking ship” vibes
We most certainly do not
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We most certainly do not
I find that the actual physical artifacts are rarely on display to the public. They are very fragile and utterly irreplaceable. So often it is a replica that plebs like me get to see.
Show me a reproduction, and let the actual artifact be in a climate controlled vault at a university in its home
Show me a reproduction, and let the actual artifact be in a climate controlled vault at a university in its home
I'm not religious, but this Pope seems like a really good dude.
ground.news/article/pope...
ground.news/article/pope...
Pope returns 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada as part of reckoning with colonial past
The Vatican on Saturday returned 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada as part of the Catholic Church’s reckoning with its role in helping suppress Indigenous culture in the Americas. Pope Le...
ground.news
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I find that the actual physical artifacts are rarely on display to the public. They are very fragile and utterly irreplaceable. So often it is a replica that plebs like me get to see.
Show me a reproduction, and let the actual artifact be in a climate controlled vault at a university in its home
Show me a reproduction, and let the actual artifact be in a climate controlled vault at a university in its home
Hey Megs, 15 year olds are still off limits. If I had to tell you that … well I’m glad I did but now have questions
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hey Megs, 15 year olds are still off limits. If I had to tell you that … well I’m glad I did but now have questions
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Well that’s a hell of a way to crack open an article
“Before he became a leading voice for conservative causes on Capitol Hill, U.S. Senator James Lankford spent more than a decade as the director of youth programming at the Falls Creek Baptist Conference Center,”
“Before he became a leading voice for conservative causes on Capitol Hill, U.S. Senator James Lankford spent more than a decade as the director of youth programming at the Falls Creek Baptist Conference Center,”
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Well that’s a hell of a way to crack open an article
“Before he became a leading voice for conservative causes on Capitol Hill, U.S. Senator James Lankford spent more than a decade as the director of youth programming at the Falls Creek Baptist Conference Center,”
“Before he became a leading voice for conservative causes on Capitol Hill, U.S. Senator James Lankford spent more than a decade as the director of youth programming at the Falls Creek Baptist Conference Center,”
It is, after all, the graffiti of the rich …
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It is, after all, the graffiti of the rich …