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Kess
@captainnodad.bsky.social
26 | Posts about all my hyperfixations
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Hi I’m here now
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Trying to figure out how autistic my back must be after all the Tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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you never know how specific the warnings need to be 😂
June 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This week my new puppy will only fall asleep if I put on SpongeBob for her
June 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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joining the fight between Musk and Trump on the side of the fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There’s a song that’s been stuck in my head for hours and I don’t know if it’s one of mine or my bf’s and he’s out of town and I can’t think of a single lyric 😭
May 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Met our puppy today and we take her home in 3 more weeks 🥹 I’m so emotional
May 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
BRB gaslighting my bf into thinking Tommy Pickles’ name was Tommy Cucumbers
April 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What’s that Elton John song that sounds like he’s saying “Octodad yeah yeah yeah”
April 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Wake me up when there’s a Story of Seasons Animal Parade reboot/successor
March 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My bf’s mom asked me how I’ve been with him away for 3 weeks and I just said it’s been much too quiet and she said “he definitely livens things up” and tell me why I’m literally crying rn. I miss him so much. He comes back tomorrow why did the dam just break lmaooo
March 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As someone who’s only been salaried for a couple of years I get so scared when I go idle on Teams for even a minute and get so confused when my coworkers are idle for like an entire day
March 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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reluctant to eat the remaining eggs in my fridge now that they're out of print
March 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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It’s fun being a writer and trying to write during this delightful era. I’ll write like three paragraphs and before I start on the fourth I blink and I’m doomscrolling and I don’t even remember commanding my hand to click to that tab. Then I go back to writing. Everything is fine! It’s all fine.
February 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Can’t think of what to make for dinner so the answer is “ a curry out of whatever is on sale today”
February 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There’s something so off-putting about coworkers shortening my name. That shit’s too intimate
February 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bf JUST left the house to leave for Surrey for 3 weeks and I’m already a weepy mess, I’m not new to his work trips but 3 weeks is brutal 😭
February 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Warner Brothers: Spends $100 million on a Wonder Woman game with years of development left to go, finally just cancels it.

Literally No One You've Ever Heard Of: Makes a game about digging a really deep hole in your backyard, makes millions.
February 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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20 years ago:
Ugh, this looks like a PS1 game. Ew.

Now:
This looks like a PS1 game. Hell yeah!
February 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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whoa
February 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Hi it’s me, the collectible you saw right before triggering a cutscene. Good luck concentrating on literally anything else until you know for a fact you can pick me up after the scene plays out
February 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My bf isn’t the biggest fan of horror or sci-fi and he’s finally agreed to watch my favourite sci-fi horror show YIPPEEEEEE let’s see how long this lasts
February 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM