Captain Impervious
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Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and smell like a cookie all day.
That was not in the script!
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That was not in the script!
Some runs for the Jays in the bottom of the 8th would be the thing.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Some runs for the Jays in the bottom of the 8th would be the thing.
Oof. Bad send.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oof. Bad send.
And whoa, the lower jaw of a sperm whale is such a skinny little thing, like the kickstand on a bicycle.
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And whoa, the lower jaw of a sperm whale is such a skinny little thing, like the kickstand on a bicycle.
The beautiful game.
"The Giants win the game on a Little League home run. Tell me you've seen that one before."
"Well, not since my oldest son was 10 years old."
Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow react to the Giants beating the Rangers on a Little League home run from Heliot Ramos.
"Well, not since my oldest son was 10 years old."
Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow react to the Giants beating the Rangers on a Little League home run from Heliot Ramos.
April 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The beautiful game.
Actually my most frequent bird-related grumble is the spelling bee not accepting “motmot.” I try it every time just in case.
January 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Actually my most frequent bird-related grumble is the spelling bee not accepting “motmot.” I try it every time just in case.
I should go birding more. Plus, the common loon is the 2025 ABA bird of the year, a bird that will take you to lovely places.
January 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I should go birding more. Plus, the common loon is the 2025 ABA bird of the year, a bird that will take you to lovely places.
Felix’s Parting Gift #backslopebrewing
January 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Felix’s Parting Gift #backslopebrewing
Insurance companies, military strategists, etc., all believe in it and will act accordingly.
it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in climate change — your insurance company does and won’t be covering that, thanks
January 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Insurance companies, military strategists, etc., all believe in it and will act accordingly.
An app that matches you to your nemesis, but in a friendly nemesis way, and you can score points for witty jibes and rejoinders.
December 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM
An app that matches you to your nemesis, but in a friendly nemesis way, and you can score points for witty jibes and rejoinders.
If it was up to me I’d chose a vireo. I’m inordinately fond of vireos.
The Bald Eagle Is (Finally) the National Bird of the United States (Gift Article)
The bird of brown and white feathers has long represented the United States as a majestic and soaring symbol, but only this week did a law make it official.
www.nytimes.com
December 27, 2024 at 5:17 AM
If it was up to me I’d chose a vireo. I’m inordinately fond of vireos.
Enjoying some more of my holiday treats.
December 27, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Enjoying some more of my holiday treats.
A little holiday nightcap.
December 24, 2024 at 7:34 AM
A little holiday nightcap.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Four albums that dropped when you were in high school and defined your taste…
December 9, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Four albums that dropped when you were in high school and defined your taste…
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Post 4 characters that describe your personality!
I don't want to leave anyone out in tagging folks, so...
[throws down the gauntlet for others]
... go nuts!
I don't want to leave anyone out in tagging folks, so...
[throws down the gauntlet for others]
... go nuts!
December 3, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Post 4 characters that describe your personality!
I don't want to leave anyone out in tagging folks, so...
[throws down the gauntlet for others]
... go nuts!
I don't want to leave anyone out in tagging folks, so...
[throws down the gauntlet for others]
... go nuts!
I’m guilty of clicking on a FB ad for an ugly sweater (probably a sweatshirt with an iron-on design) and now every other thing FB shows me is an ad for an ugly sweater (probably a sweatshirt with an iron-on design).
November 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I’m guilty of clicking on a FB ad for an ugly sweater (probably a sweatshirt with an iron-on design) and now every other thing FB shows me is an ad for an ugly sweater (probably a sweatshirt with an iron-on design).
The two things I do on every grocery run: check the beer aisle for anything new and see if the avocados feel good.
November 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
The two things I do on every grocery run: check the beer aisle for anything new and see if the avocados feel good.
Autofocus getting fresh with the pup.
November 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Autofocus getting fresh with the pup.
1 Gaetz = 0.7 Scaramucci
November 22, 2024 at 7:41 AM
1 Gaetz = 0.7 Scaramucci
I walked past an outdoor speaker earlier today that was playing Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing. My steps instantly fell in time with the beat. It was wonderful.
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
I walked past an outdoor speaker earlier today that was playing Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing. My steps instantly fell in time with the beat. It was wonderful.
A coffee stout and live jazz is a lovely arrival to Billings, MT after a helluva week.
November 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
A coffee stout and live jazz is a lovely arrival to Billings, MT after a helluva week.