Captain Impervious
@captainimpervious.bsky.social
Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and smell like a cookie all day.
The Bons Vœux is the greatest beer ever and whenever I've had it at 't Brugs Beertje they've served it with reverence.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Bons Vœux is the greatest beer ever and whenever I've had it at 't Brugs Beertje they've served it with reverence.
Every question to Pam Bondi should begin with "as the backup AG to Matt Gaetz who raped a homeless teen..."
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every question to Pam Bondi should begin with "as the backup AG to Matt Gaetz who raped a homeless teen..."
This is making me nervous.
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is making me nervous.
Pages! Trolley-dodging like mad.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Pages! Trolley-dodging like mad.
Glad that they were so awkward and ill-timed tonight. Everyone's got to see it, right?
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Glad that they were so awkward and ill-timed tonight. Everyone's got to see it, right?
Eight is just around the corner.
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Eight is just around the corner.
Butt plug guy again, right? At least it isn't a Donaldson jersey.
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Butt plug guy again, right? At least it isn't a Donaldson jersey.
I do the rock, myself.
October 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I do the rock, myself.
To my surprise, Montana hasn't been obstructive. No line at the pharmacy, choose your vaccine (and which arm!), no pay, jab, and done. They did ask my 14 year old son to select a bogus reason from a list in order to get his. I usually think of Alberta as more-enlightened than my coal-rolling state.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
To my surprise, Montana hasn't been obstructive. No line at the pharmacy, choose your vaccine (and which arm!), no pay, jab, and done. They did ask my 14 year old son to select a bogus reason from a list in order to get his. I usually think of Alberta as more-enlightened than my coal-rolling state.
Truck nutz at MAGA rallies were just fine I presume.
October 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Truck nutz at MAGA rallies were just fine I presume.
butt plug guy folds his arms and goes “hmpf”
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
butt plug guy folds his arms and goes “hmpf”
Little vs. Naylor was a good idea… but Polanco was the next batter.
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Little vs. Naylor was a good idea… but Polanco was the next batter.
Meet Rosalina Carmelita, a real live barking democratic dog, from Montana.
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Meet Rosalina Carmelita, a real live barking democratic dog, from Montana.
There is still some gargoyle “nest” material inside Carlsbad Cavern. Carlsbad locals were cast as gargoyle extras.
July 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There is still some gargoyle “nest” material inside Carlsbad Cavern. Carlsbad locals were cast as gargoyle extras.
That’s worth a follow. Check.
July 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That’s worth a follow. Check.
!!! Does he sing the elf songs? When I read out loud to my kids they quickly learned to ask me to skip the elf songs.
June 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
!!! Does he sing the elf songs? When I read out loud to my kids they quickly learned to ask me to skip the elf songs.
Physical (You’re too). What an awesome song to cover.
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Physical (You’re too). What an awesome song to cover.
Vermillion? I used to watch them at their nests in SE New Mexico. The nests were so small compared to kingbirds that also built in the cottonwoods.
May 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Vermillion? I used to watch them at their nests in SE New Mexico. The nests were so small compared to kingbirds that also built in the cottonwoods.
When she’s in a nursing home or hospice someday she’ll likely be cared for by immigrants, as distasteful as she’ll find that.
April 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
When she’s in a nursing home or hospice someday she’ll likely be cared for by immigrants, as distasteful as she’ll find that.