Captain Hammer
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Apparently Ravens need to fire their conditioning coach
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Apparently Ravens need to fire their conditioning coach
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Learn to decipher the codespeak.
August 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Learn to decipher the codespeak.
This is exactly what should be happening
August 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is exactly what should be happening
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Russia was never a hoax
The 2020 election wasn’t stolen
Tariffs are a tax on you
Haitians didn’t eat pets
The Epstein files exist
The 2020 election wasn’t stolen
Tariffs are a tax on you
Haitians didn’t eat pets
The Epstein files exist
July 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Russia was never a hoax
The 2020 election wasn’t stolen
Tariffs are a tax on you
Haitians didn’t eat pets
The Epstein files exist
The 2020 election wasn’t stolen
Tariffs are a tax on you
Haitians didn’t eat pets
The Epstein files exist
They hate you and they want you poor. They want you to be obedient worker drones.
Republican lawmakers are introducing legislation in Congress that would ban striking workers from receiving unemployment benefits.
The bill seeks to override the laws of several states that give workers on strike unemployment.
The bill seeks to override the laws of several states that give workers on strike unemployment.
July 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They hate you and they want you poor. They want you to be obedient worker drones.
Literally 1984
Leavitt: "As for the 'take over of Gaza', I don't believe the president ever said that."
Trump on 5 February: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip."
Trump on 5 February: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip."
July 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Literally 1984
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-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
July 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
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July 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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“Of those men who have overturned the liberties of republics, the greatest number have begun their career by paying an obsequious court to the people; commencing demagogues, and ending tyrants.”
— Alexander Hamilton (1755/57–1804), The Federalist No. 1 (1787)
— Alexander Hamilton (1755/57–1804), The Federalist No. 1 (1787)
July 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Of those men who have overturned the liberties of republics, the greatest number have begun their career by paying an obsequious court to the people; commencing demagogues, and ending tyrants.”
— Alexander Hamilton (1755/57–1804), The Federalist No. 1 (1787)
— Alexander Hamilton (1755/57–1804), The Federalist No. 1 (1787)
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I’ve warned about the nativist mind virus for many years. They’d destroy the economy, bankrupt the government, shred the Constitution, trample our freedoms, and imprison their own people to get what they want: not just mass deportation, but something more like ethnic cleansing
July 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’ve warned about the nativist mind virus for many years. They’d destroy the economy, bankrupt the government, shred the Constitution, trample our freedoms, and imprison their own people to get what they want: not just mass deportation, but something more like ethnic cleansing
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Chris Murphy: "The CBO, nonpartisan, says it's gonna kick between 10 and 15 million people off their healthcare. And for what? To be able to afford a new $270,000 tax cut for the richest families in the country ... it's a moral abomination."
June 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Chris Murphy: "The CBO, nonpartisan, says it's gonna kick between 10 and 15 million people off their healthcare. And for what? To be able to afford a new $270,000 tax cut for the richest families in the country ... it's a moral abomination."
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GOP 2021: “The debt is out of control!
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
June 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
GOP 2021: “The debt is out of control!
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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Every single picture of Peter Thiel makes him look like the guy in a zombie film who's hiding that he was bitten.
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Every single picture of Peter Thiel makes him look like the guy in a zombie film who's hiding that he was bitten.
Bill Ackman needs to go fuck himself.
Billionaire Bill Ackman is now saying that there are "hundreds of million of dollars" available to back a challenger to Zohran Mamdami.
This is a billionaire refusing to respect democracy, and refusing to respect a vote that chose people over profit.
This is a billionaire refusing to respect democracy, and refusing to respect a vote that chose people over profit.
June 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bill Ackman needs to go fuck himself.
Let him cook!
Thanks for your vote of confidence…I guess?!
Unlike you, I’d actually be focused on the American people—the issues they’re facing, making sure folks have healthcare, and consulting with Congress before dropping bombs on another country.
Unlike you, I’d actually be focused on the American people—the issues they’re facing, making sure folks have healthcare, and consulting with Congress before dropping bombs on another country.
June 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Let him cook!
Very important reminder thread
Happy anniversary to the Fair Labor Standards Act! 🎉
We hope you last another 87 years—and that you get some long-overdue improvements!
The FLSA brought us important labor standards like the federal minimum wage and child labor protections.
Check out our work on these important topics: 🧵
We hope you last another 87 years—and that you get some long-overdue improvements!
The FLSA brought us important labor standards like the federal minimum wage and child labor protections.
Check out our work on these important topics: 🧵
June 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Very important reminder thread
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This “big, ugly bill” is dangerous and will destroy rural health care. In Kentucky alone, 35 hospitals are under the threat of closing, stripping care from families, cutting jobs and crippling local economies. 1/2
June 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This “big, ugly bill” is dangerous and will destroy rural health care. In Kentucky alone, 35 hospitals are under the threat of closing, stripping care from families, cutting jobs and crippling local economies. 1/2
What the actual fuck?!
Mike Johnson: "Many respected constitutional experts argue that the War Powers Act is itself unconstitutional. I'm persuaded by that argument. They think it's a violation of the Article 2 powers of the commander in chief. I think that's right."
June 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What the actual fuck?!
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Operation Stormy Daniels. Haha
June 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Operation Stormy Daniels. Haha
So she’s gonna vote for it, got it
June 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So she’s gonna vote for it, got it
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