Capsize Buyback
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A guy who plays Magic and is Ultra Depressed.
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I appreciate the candidness here, but you also have to understand long-time fans are very wary of WOTC promises at this point.
October 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I appreciate the candidness here, but you also have to understand long-time fans are very wary of WOTC promises at this point.
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I take you at your word, of course, but I can't help but notice there was a similar assertion of how UB would never be in Standard--like how a key Wizard said outside IP would never be in MTG at all, come to think of it. I always want to take you guys at your word, but it has been tarnished a bit.
October 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I take you at your word, of course, but I can't help but notice there was a similar assertion of how UB would never be in Standard--like how a key Wizard said outside IP would never be in MTG at all, come to think of it. I always want to take you guys at your word, but it has been tarnished a bit.
Let's nuke the bridge we've torched 2,000 times before, this time we'll blast it all to hell. My belly's aching now to say... You're just a fuck. I can't explain it cause I think you suck. I'm taking pride in telling you to fuck off and die.
July 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Let's nuke the bridge we've torched 2,000 times before, this time we'll blast it all to hell. My belly's aching now to say... You're just a fuck. I can't explain it cause I think you suck. I'm taking pride in telling you to fuck off and die.
I retroactively find it hilarious that I opened up some website and saw a picture of Bill Belichik and in the microsecond it took me to realize it was him, I thought "oh a new fucking GOP shithead to hate" before I realized he's just a football coach I hate instead.
June 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I retroactively find it hilarious that I opened up some website and saw a picture of Bill Belichik and in the microsecond it took me to realize it was him, I thought "oh a new fucking GOP shithead to hate" before I realized he's just a football coach I hate instead.
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unlike you i have the strength to be annoyed by "dominick the donkey" in february. my culture is not your christmas cash-in. its crude honking is not funny. my great-great grandfather had to play it to his monkey every christmas on the accordion on the way to his plumbing job at the pizza factory
February 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
unlike you i have the strength to be annoyed by "dominick the donkey" in february. my culture is not your christmas cash-in. its crude honking is not funny. my great-great grandfather had to play it to his monkey every christmas on the accordion on the way to his plumbing job at the pizza factory
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If Fetterman shows up at the Eagles victory parade I call upon all Philadelphians to descend upon him Lilliput style and secure him to the ground then run in and out of his ears and throw glitter around inside his giant head
If the Eagles win the superbowl and this massive CUNT shows up at the parade the city of Philadelphia will boo him across the river to Jersey.
February 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If Fetterman shows up at the Eagles victory parade I call upon all Philadelphians to descend upon him Lilliput style and secure him to the ground then run in and out of his ears and throw glitter around inside his giant head
My daughter is staying with Nan Nan for a few days and I am having the time of my life leaving burning candles, boxcutters, and alcohol just willy-nilly about the home.
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My daughter is staying with Nan Nan for a few days and I am having the time of my life leaving burning candles, boxcutters, and alcohol just willy-nilly about the home.
My first one a few weeks ago was just born out of a million other things going wrong earlier that day, this one was just because fuck them, but I think shouting at people who park in the pickup only spots at the grocery store to shame them to the 5 other people out there is going to be my new thing.
January 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My first one a few weeks ago was just born out of a million other things going wrong earlier that day, this one was just because fuck them, but I think shouting at people who park in the pickup only spots at the grocery store to shame them to the 5 other people out there is going to be my new thing.
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schrödinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
schrödinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
I'm the kind of dope who accidentally orders the wrong kind of #weed at the #dispensary and then needs to order a whole new kind of #apparatus before he can #partake
December 12, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I'm the kind of dope who accidentally orders the wrong kind of #weed at the #dispensary and then needs to order a whole new kind of #apparatus before he can #partake
I'm 900 and 99 thou short of a mill
December 11, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I'm 900 and 99 thou short of a mill
Scene in the confession booth got an out loud laugh from me. Loving #indianajones #greatcircle so far. A few annoying things but mostly I just want to keep playing.
December 9, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Scene in the confession booth got an out loud laugh from me. Loving #indianajones #greatcircle so far. A few annoying things but mostly I just want to keep playing.
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If he didn't want to be shot he shouldn't have been wearing non bulletproof clothing out in public like that.
December 9, 2024 at 8:35 AM
If he didn't want to be shot he shouldn't have been wearing non bulletproof clothing out in public like that.
If we ever meet in real life I'm going to be super annoying talking to you about how biphasic sleep is very cool and great. It's not just a cover for insomnia at all. #fourthirtyAM
December 9, 2024 at 9:27 AM
If we ever meet in real life I'm going to be super annoying talking to you about how biphasic sleep is very cool and great. It's not just a cover for insomnia at all. #fourthirtyAM
Puka is fucking absurd
December 8, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Puka is fucking absurd
December 8, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I love that we don't need our incredible WR1 and WR2 to beat you but they're still there if we need them #flyeaglesfly
December 8, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I love that we don't need our incredible WR1 and WR2 to beat you but they're still there if we need them #flyeaglesfly
Give it to Saquon, they're not stacking the box.
*Throws to AJ for an easy first*
Okay, that works too.
#flyeaglesfly
*Throws to AJ for an easy first*
Okay, that works too.
#flyeaglesfly
December 8, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Give it to Saquon, they're not stacking the box.
*Throws to AJ for an easy first*
Okay, that works too.
#flyeaglesfly
*Throws to AJ for an easy first*
Okay, that works too.
#flyeaglesfly
God, seeing #jalenhurts aggressively slide like that makes me so excited. Maybe he's finally figured out how not to get destroyed. #flyeaglesfly
December 8, 2024 at 7:21 PM
God, seeing #jalenhurts aggressively slide like that makes me so excited. Maybe he's finally figured out how not to get destroyed. #flyeaglesfly
I'm definitely doing my part by winning but I need one of the guys ahead of me in standing to lose and for me to outgain them in points by +10 or +30, respectively. Today is stressful.
December 8, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I'm definitely doing my part by winning but I need one of the guys ahead of me in standing to lose and for me to outgain them in points by +10 or +30, respectively. Today is stressful.
CJGJ! I still think you're a dick for the things you said in the offseason but I'm glad you're on the team now! #flyeaglesfly
December 8, 2024 at 7:18 PM
CJGJ! I still think you're a dick for the things you said in the offseason but I'm glad you're on the team now! #flyeaglesfly
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zach baun my moon and my stars
December 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM
zach baun my moon and my stars
So I'm a 41 year old suburban white guy with a lot of anger and mental health issues Billy Danze speaks to my soul
(So?) Fuck you Your Honor! Check my persona!
I'm strong enough for Old Gold and marijuana!
I'ma do what I wanna, quiet as kept
(Raise hell!) Till I was tired of stress, yes lord!
(So?) Fuck you Your Honor! Check my persona!
I'm strong enough for Old Gold and marijuana!
I'ma do what I wanna, quiet as kept
(Raise hell!) Till I was tired of stress, yes lord!
December 8, 2024 at 6:04 PM
So I'm a 41 year old suburban white guy with a lot of anger and mental health issues Billy Danze speaks to my soul
(So?) Fuck you Your Honor! Check my persona!
I'm strong enough for Old Gold and marijuana!
I'ma do what I wanna, quiet as kept
(Raise hell!) Till I was tired of stress, yes lord!
(So?) Fuck you Your Honor! Check my persona!
I'm strong enough for Old Gold and marijuana!
I'ma do what I wanna, quiet as kept
(Raise hell!) Till I was tired of stress, yes lord!