Max™
@maxthyme.bsky.social
Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...
(He/Him)
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Max™
@maxthyme.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Ok fine I admit it, I'm the one taking bites out of nerf footballs
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
Bibimbap? How about baby got ba-
*instantly killed by sniper*
*instantly killed by sniper*
February 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Bibimbap? How about baby got ba-
*instantly killed by sniper*
*instantly killed by sniper*
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need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
It's weird it took this long for the people pushing something useless that nobody but rich people like (ai) and try to cram it full of the only other thing as useless and disliked by everyone except rich people (ads) but hey maybe it will work this time, right?
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It's weird it took this long for the people pushing something useless that nobody but rich people like (ai) and try to cram it full of the only other thing as useless and disliked by everyone except rich people (ads) but hey maybe it will work this time, right?
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
Oh! Danny boy!
The pipes!
The pipes are crawling!
The pipes!
The pipes are crawling!
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Oh! Danny boy!
The pipes!
The pipes are crawling!
The pipes!
The pipes are crawling!
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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
Saw @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social taking about emulating and felt it worth pointing out for them and others that fairly mid-range phones like a pixel 9a can play PS2 like a dream (I'm finally getting to play ffxii after all these years) plus stuff like GameCube and 3ds, though the 6a could too!
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Saw @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social taking about emulating and felt it worth pointing out for them and others that fairly mid-range phones like a pixel 9a can play PS2 like a dream (I'm finally getting to play ffxii after all these years) plus stuff like GameCube and 3ds, though the 6a could too!
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
Isaac Chotiner on Hot Ones.
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Isaac Chotiner on Hot Ones.
Hey, he isn't just a racist, he's also a child rapist!
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Hey, he isn't just a racist, he's also a child rapist!
Just so folks know: someone noticed you can change a bunch of uploaded files from .PDF to .mp4 or whatnot and there is a lot of stuff, some is pretty banal, but some of it is very much not what you want to bump into without warning so be careful of anything #Epstein video related you see today.
February 6, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Just so folks know: someone noticed you can change a bunch of uploaded files from .PDF to .mp4 or whatnot and there is a lot of stuff, some is pretty banal, but some of it is very much not what you want to bump into without warning so be careful of anything #Epstein video related you see today.
I don't think he should be allowed around kids, even if middle school is a little old for him.
If we could get Trump to debate a middle schooler on any subject and force him to follow debate rules, we could end things
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I don't think he should be allowed around kids, even if middle school is a little old for him.
I just got to the Cambridge Analytica name drop, @cstross.bsky.social and whew doggy that was a kicker.
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I just got to the Cambridge Analytica name drop, @cstross.bsky.social and whew doggy that was a kicker.
I'm glad you're ok pretty boy but I wish you would let us kidnap you and bring your cold ass inside!
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I'm glad you're ok pretty boy but I wish you would let us kidnap you and bring your cold ass inside!
Everyone on the Internet loves the @musicologyduck.bsky.social which is a duck that teaches people about musicology!
Update: we regret to inform you the musicology duck has been kidnapped on a bus.
Update: we regret to inform you the musicology duck has been kidnapped on a bus.
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Everyone on the Internet loves the @musicologyduck.bsky.social which is a duck that teaches people about musicology!
Update: we regret to inform you the musicology duck has been kidnapped on a bus.
Update: we regret to inform you the musicology duck has been kidnapped on a bus.
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Everyone stop paying your debts and lets see how long this crime machine can go when the american bond market its all propped up on collapses. Fuck this shit, let it burn.
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Everyone stop paying your debts and lets see how long this crime machine can go when the american bond market its all propped up on collapses. Fuck this shit, let it burn.
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Sweet dreams are made of bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Sweet dreams are made of bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
Oh please let it have happened
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Oh please let it have happened
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
Dreamed there was a space capsule in trouble and they reached out to Joey Tribbiani, as in Matt LeBlanc reprising his role for this purpose to help them figure out what to do and I was like 'is there not a dog they could hold the phone for and pretend it was talking instead?'
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Dreamed there was a space capsule in trouble and they reached out to Joey Tribbiani, as in Matt LeBlanc reprising his role for this purpose to help them figure out what to do and I was like 'is there not a dog they could hold the phone for and pretend it was talking instead?'