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@maxthyme.bsky.social
Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...
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@maxthyme.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Ok fine I admit it, I'm the one taking bites out of nerf footballs
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December 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I can't stop stroking the aluminum sides of this pixel 9a, they aren't sharp like the damn Samsungs feel, just perfect powdery softness and gently rounded edges.
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I can't stop stroking the aluminum sides of this pixel 9a, they aren't sharp like the damn Samsungs feel, just perfect powdery softness and gently rounded edges.
How in the hell does someone install a solitaire game LAUNCHER accidentally?
I'm sitting there with mother in laws phone tracking down EVERYTHING that could be popping up ads and randomly notice the solitaire launcher running, so I kill it and switch back to her oneui home, poof!
#SamsungS25FE
I'm sitting there with mother in laws phone tracking down EVERYTHING that could be popping up ads and randomly notice the solitaire launcher running, so I kill it and switch back to her oneui home, poof!
#SamsungS25FE
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
How in the hell does someone install a solitaire game LAUNCHER accidentally?
I'm sitting there with mother in laws phone tracking down EVERYTHING that could be popping up ads and randomly notice the solitaire launcher running, so I kill it and switch back to her oneui home, poof!
#SamsungS25FE
I'm sitting there with mother in laws phone tracking down EVERYTHING that could be popping up ads and randomly notice the solitaire launcher running, so I kill it and switch back to her oneui home, poof!
#SamsungS25FE
Anyone playing #FinalFantasyXIV should be warned that a lalafell astrologer has been scamming people and hopping servers.
That's right, there's a small medium at large.
That's right, there's a small medium at large.
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Anyone playing #FinalFantasyXIV should be warned that a lalafell astrologer has been scamming people and hopping servers.
That's right, there's a small medium at large.
That's right, there's a small medium at large.
Dreamed I'm watching a rogue Gantz agent and partner in crime after taking out a rogue hunter and being cocky, partner in crime is like "we'll be fine as long as they don't send... him."
Then around the corner they hear "like, bad news fellas, they sent me."
Then Shaggy walks around the corner.
Then around the corner they hear "like, bad news fellas, they sent me."
Then Shaggy walks around the corner.
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dreamed I'm watching a rogue Gantz agent and partner in crime after taking out a rogue hunter and being cocky, partner in crime is like "we'll be fine as long as they don't send... him."
Then around the corner they hear "like, bad news fellas, they sent me."
Then Shaggy walks around the corner.
Then around the corner they hear "like, bad news fellas, they sent me."
Then Shaggy walks around the corner.
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twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
So I can officially say that none of the guides about how to de-ai a pixel 9a hit all the nooks and crannies where it hides.
They hit most of the obvious stuff but going from a pre-ai-all-the-things 6a to a 9a made it easier to pick out a lot of the shit, so don't stop when the guides say you can.
They hit most of the obvious stuff but going from a pre-ai-all-the-things 6a to a 9a made it easier to pick out a lot of the shit, so don't stop when the guides say you can.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So I can officially say that none of the guides about how to de-ai a pixel 9a hit all the nooks and crannies where it hides.
They hit most of the obvious stuff but going from a pre-ai-all-the-things 6a to a 9a made it easier to pick out a lot of the shit, so don't stop when the guides say you can.
They hit most of the obvious stuff but going from a pre-ai-all-the-things 6a to a 9a made it easier to pick out a lot of the shit, so don't stop when the guides say you can.
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watch deep space 9. it’s one of the best television shows ever created. you don’t need to see any other trek series to understand it. it’s beautifully and ruggedly honest about fascism.
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
watch deep space 9. it’s one of the best television shows ever created. you don’t need to see any other trek series to understand it. it’s beautifully and ruggedly honest about fascism.
Pixel 6a +3 = Pixel 9a!
Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great.
Also the camera does macro like a mofo?
Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great.
Also the camera does macro like a mofo?
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Pixel 6a +3 = Pixel 9a!
Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great.
Also the camera does macro like a mofo?
Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great.
Also the camera does macro like a mofo?
Just woke up from a dream where I rounded a corner to find an Eldritch carrousel made of tentacles and bones and flesh which extended into the sky.
So, not great so far, but the first "horse" I notice is Nurarihyon from Gantz in the scaly skullface tentacle arm form.
Not great!
So, not great so far, but the first "horse" I notice is Nurarihyon from Gantz in the scaly skullface tentacle arm form.
Not great!
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just woke up from a dream where I rounded a corner to find an Eldritch carrousel made of tentacles and bones and flesh which extended into the sky.
So, not great so far, but the first "horse" I notice is Nurarihyon from Gantz in the scaly skullface tentacle arm form.
Not great!
So, not great so far, but the first "horse" I notice is Nurarihyon from Gantz in the scaly skullface tentacle arm form.
Not great!
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Meestah President, they will not give-ah you the Peace Prize, so today. I give-ah you... The Pizza Prize! Its-ah great big gold pizza for you to eat! Yes, Meestah President. You have to eat the gold pizza right now, in front of thees beeg beeg crowd. Do it. Eat it. You have no choice.
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Meestah President, they will not give-ah you the Peace Prize, so today. I give-ah you... The Pizza Prize! Its-ah great big gold pizza for you to eat! Yes, Meestah President. You have to eat the gold pizza right now, in front of thees beeg beeg crowd. Do it. Eat it. You have no choice.
Hey, remember no matter what what is going on: you are charismatic megafauna!
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Hey, remember no matter what what is going on: you are charismatic megafauna!
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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In a world where sadly your dollar is an endorsement, i really will be side eyeing everyone who posts their Spotify wrapped this year. Your dollar is being used to pay for AI warfare actively killing people. Your dollar makes them feel comfortable with running ICE ads. Cancel that shit already.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In a world where sadly your dollar is an endorsement, i really will be side eyeing everyone who posts their Spotify wrapped this year. Your dollar is being used to pay for AI warfare actively killing people. Your dollar makes them feel comfortable with running ICE ads. Cancel that shit already.
Soup... is nothing.
Bread... is everything.
Bread... is everything.
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Soup... is nothing.
Bread... is everything.
Bread... is everything.
Hey @funranium.bsky.social is bologna musubi a thing, because we've been on a fried bologna tomato lettuce kick lately.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hey @funranium.bsky.social is bologna musubi a thing, because we've been on a fried bologna tomato lettuce kick lately.
My neighbor told me dwarf fortresses keep killing his goblin armies so I asked how many armies he has and he said he just goes to the goblin pit and gets a new army afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding goblin armies to dwarves and then his demon master started crying.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My neighbor told me dwarf fortresses keep killing his goblin armies so I asked how many armies he has and he said he just goes to the goblin pit and gets a new army afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding goblin armies to dwarves and then his demon master started crying.
There are about 50k 911s still in the road in the UK.
Not sure how many rear engine beetles are still in use though.
Hood goes over the engine, trunk or frunk for storage, at least in the US.
Some cars like a c8 Corvette have a hood with access to a storage area in the back and a frunk.
Not sure how many rear engine beetles are still in use though.
Hood goes over the engine, trunk or frunk for storage, at least in the US.
Some cars like a c8 Corvette have a hood with access to a storage area in the back and a frunk.
In the UK, rear engine cars are so rare, the problem doesn't really arise enough to develop a different word or grammar. You'd have to specifically point out where the engine was, or where your luggage goes. It would really only be VW Beetles and it's obvious with them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There are about 50k 911s still in the road in the UK.
Not sure how many rear engine beetles are still in use though.
Hood goes over the engine, trunk or frunk for storage, at least in the US.
Some cars like a c8 Corvette have a hood with access to a storage area in the back and a frunk.
Not sure how many rear engine beetles are still in use though.
Hood goes over the engine, trunk or frunk for storage, at least in the US.
Some cars like a c8 Corvette have a hood with access to a storage area in the back and a frunk.
I just got spit take'D on.
Woke up angry because I found it a cloning facility had made a hybrid of me and a chicken but "it escaped" so I asked who the hell approved this 'my girlfriend?' and she responded "I wasn't here."
Which I guess telling her while eating cereal was a bad idea, so I waited
Woke up angry because I found it a cloning facility had made a hybrid of me and a chicken but "it escaped" so I asked who the hell approved this 'my girlfriend?' and she responded "I wasn't here."
Which I guess telling her while eating cereal was a bad idea, so I waited
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just got spit take'D on.
Woke up angry because I found it a cloning facility had made a hybrid of me and a chicken but "it escaped" so I asked who the hell approved this 'my girlfriend?' and she responded "I wasn't here."
Which I guess telling her while eating cereal was a bad idea, so I waited
Woke up angry because I found it a cloning facility had made a hybrid of me and a chicken but "it escaped" so I asked who the hell approved this 'my girlfriend?' and she responded "I wasn't here."
Which I guess telling her while eating cereal was a bad idea, so I waited
So last night I heard something running around in the leaves in the yard and on the deck.
This happens, it's normal.
Except this little dude was going 'weee-oooorr' and fucked if I can tell what the hell would be running around making that noise in Memphis in November.
This happens, it's normal.
Except this little dude was going 'weee-oooorr' and fucked if I can tell what the hell would be running around making that noise in Memphis in November.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So last night I heard something running around in the leaves in the yard and on the deck.
This happens, it's normal.
Except this little dude was going 'weee-oooorr' and fucked if I can tell what the hell would be running around making that noise in Memphis in November.
This happens, it's normal.
Except this little dude was going 'weee-oooorr' and fucked if I can tell what the hell would be running around making that noise in Memphis in November.
System Of A Down - Psycho (Official Audio)
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November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think the better question is: who let the dogs in?
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think the better question is: who let the dogs in?