Max™
@maxthyme.bsky.social
Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...
(He/Him)
(He/Him)
I think he just heard "15" and "year" and got too excited to care about anything else.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I think he just heard "15" and "year" and got too excited to care about anything else.
Have you thought about rehoming him
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Have you thought about rehoming him
Why did you just spell treat?
TREAT!?!?
NO TREAT
TREAT!?!?
NO TREAT
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why did you just spell treat?
TREAT!?!?
NO TREAT
TREAT!?!?
NO TREAT
I bet it is little boys
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I bet it is little boys
You know the saying, a dead girl, a live boy, or any sort of barn yard animal.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You know the saying, a dead girl, a live boy, or any sort of barn yard animal.
Can we give them just a few cuts on their legs and drop them in the north pacific?
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Can we give them just a few cuts on their legs and drop them in the north pacific?
How intense was that explosion?
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How intense was that explosion?
Same here in Memphis, was a trip walking outside to the pink sky
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Same here in Memphis, was a trip walking outside to the pink sky
I love that the first one randomly had @markhamillofficial.bsky.social turn into a roach monster and die, while the second one starred solid snake.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I love that the first one randomly had @markhamillofficial.bsky.social turn into a roach monster and die, while the second one starred solid snake.
Literally had a hunch to go check and had to grab gf/her mom to come see.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Literally had a hunch to go check and had to grab gf/her mom to come see.
It was visible in Memphis, Texas, Florida, Missouri, California.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It was visible in Memphis, Texas, Florida, Missouri, California.
I'm in Memphis, took those a few minutes apart
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I'm in Memphis, took those a few minutes apart
'Why isn't there a wall there?'
"Oh it's about three thousand miles away."
"Oh it's about three thousand miles away."
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
'Why isn't there a wall there?'
"Oh it's about three thousand miles away."
"Oh it's about three thousand miles away."
Seeing it in Memphis was a trip
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Seeing it in Memphis was a trip
Memphis was a surprise
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Memphis was a surprise
Oh man so I got gf and her mom it just in time to see it, same patch of sky now.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh man so I got gf and her mom it just in time to see it, same patch of sky now.
Memphis here, expected to see nothing. Did not expect to see visible structure changing as I tried to block out the bright church
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Memphis here, expected to see nothing. Did not expect to see visible structure changing as I tried to block out the bright church
I honestly expected to get the usual nothing here in Memphis, however South you are, go check.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I honestly expected to get the usual nothing here in Memphis, however South you are, go check.
Visible in Memphis too
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Visible in Memphis too
Jerry you aren't supposed to make good skeets, remember that court order?
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Jerry you aren't supposed to make good skeets, remember that court order?