Capnjazzhands
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Playing Midwest emo on the Mickey guitar to scare all the women away
Pulling acres of pussy by busting this out to play Wonderwall
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Playing Midwest emo on the Mickey guitar to scare all the women away
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Pennywise, in a cover band: this next song is also Float On
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Pennywise, in a cover band: this next song is also Float On
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(In my best Fred Durst voice) Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish donut
September 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
(In my best Fred Durst voice) Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish donut
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Before the invention of the train, they used to run wagon on your mom
September 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Before the invention of the train, they used to run wagon on your mom
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I listen to Midwest emo. Of course I’m uncool
Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.
May 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I listen to Midwest emo. Of course I’m uncool
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well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana
Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
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April 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Heartbreaking, the worst person you know etc. etc.
March 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Heartbreaking, the worst person you know etc. etc.
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This is what happens when people don’t get their poppers
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is what happens when people don’t get their poppers
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Logging on and reading the news every morning
March 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Logging on and reading the news every morning
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Friday music thoughts: Carpool is so good and one of the best live bands I’ve ever seen. Go listen to them.
February 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Friday music thoughts: Carpool is so good and one of the best live bands I’ve ever seen. Go listen to them.
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My dogs when I don’t share my dinner
February 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My dogs when I don’t share my dinner
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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unbelievable loser shit tbh
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
unbelievable loser shit tbh
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Disney, hire Mazie to be the next Air Bud, you cowards
November 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Disney, hire Mazie to be the next Air Bud, you cowards
4 good albums with Black and White covers.
July 11, 2023 at 5:23 PM
4 good albums with Black and White covers.
Reskeet with your favorite meme you’ve ever made
July 8, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Reskeet with your favorite meme you’ve ever made
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when i see a rich person in a yacht
July 6, 2023 at 10:55 PM
when i see a rich person in a yacht
What’s this little guy doin?
July 6, 2023 at 10:44 PM
What’s this little guy doin?
A new good account just joined ready to skeet all over the place if you’d like to give a follow. @jeffwantpoppers.bsky.social
July 6, 2023 at 10:20 PM
A new good account just joined ready to skeet all over the place if you’d like to give a follow. @jeffwantpoppers.bsky.social
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Some of us still ponder.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.
May 4, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Some of us still ponder.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.