Captain Falcon
@capfal.bsky.social
THE Captain Falcon
Pronouns are for WIMPS (I don’t have any specific ones)
Love racing and kneeing and other such activities that CF is known for
Pronouns are for WIMPS (I don’t have any specific ones)
Love racing and kneeing and other such activities that CF is known for
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Report: U.S. Hospitals Spend $2 Billion Each Year Replacing Gowns Taken By Escaped Patients
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December 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Report: U.S. Hospitals Spend $2 Billion Each Year Replacing Gowns Taken By Escaped Patients
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I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM
a close up of a person 's face with glasses .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with glasses .
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December 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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My brain is so fucking rotted all I thought of when I saw this was this stupid gif
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 AM
My brain is so fucking rotted all I thought of when I saw this was this stupid gif
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?
Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?
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December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?
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I love and hate the fact that I meticulously name all of my files.
On one hand, everything is clearly labeled.
On the other, every time I open my files a video called "tomar_twerk.mp4" is in my face
On one hand, everything is clearly labeled.
On the other, every time I open my files a video called "tomar_twerk.mp4" is in my face
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I love and hate the fact that I meticulously name all of my files.
On one hand, everything is clearly labeled.
On the other, every time I open my files a video called "tomar_twerk.mp4" is in my face
On one hand, everything is clearly labeled.
On the other, every time I open my files a video called "tomar_twerk.mp4" is in my face
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taco bell chihuahua: you quiero taco bell
[the chihuahua's local taco bell gets blown up]
taco bell chihuahua: aye aye aye
[the chihuahua's local taco bell gets blown up]
taco bell chihuahua: aye aye aye
November 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
taco bell chihuahua: you quiero taco bell
[the chihuahua's local taco bell gets blown up]
taco bell chihuahua: aye aye aye
[the chihuahua's local taco bell gets blown up]
taco bell chihuahua: aye aye aye
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I'm being asked how Tails died.
I can't get into specifics but it was not aviation related. It had mostly to do with unpasteurized milk he bought from RFK Jr.
Please respect our privacy at this time.
I can't get into specifics but it was not aviation related. It had mostly to do with unpasteurized milk he bought from RFK Jr.
Please respect our privacy at this time.
this is also the poem i read at tails' funeral when he died
November 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I'm being asked how Tails died.
I can't get into specifics but it was not aviation related. It had mostly to do with unpasteurized milk he bought from RFK Jr.
Please respect our privacy at this time.
I can't get into specifics but it was not aviation related. It had mostly to do with unpasteurized milk he bought from RFK Jr.
Please respect our privacy at this time.
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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK NORMIES
October 31, 2024 at 2:29 AM
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK NORMIES
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I had a dream where Chappell Roan released a song called 'Bottom Growth' with sexually explicit lyrics about how much she enjoyed giving a blowjob to a trans man and the internet erupted in Discourse about whether she could still call herself a lesbian.
November 1, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I had a dream where Chappell Roan released a song called 'Bottom Growth' with sexually explicit lyrics about how much she enjoyed giving a blowjob to a trans man and the internet erupted in Discourse about whether she could still call herself a lesbian.
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Shadow Gens got some of sonic twitter going full on contrarian mode; trying to convince you it actually sucks
This fanbase deserves nothing good
This fanbase deserves nothing good
October 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Shadow Gens got some of sonic twitter going full on contrarian mode; trying to convince you it actually sucks
This fanbase deserves nothing good
This fanbase deserves nothing good
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Kamala Harris' campaign has set up an island in Fortnite, another foray into the gaming space for Democrats.
Trump's campaign also has an in-game presence as the antagonists in the classic franchise "Wolfenstein"
Trump's campaign also has an in-game presence as the antagonists in the classic franchise "Wolfenstein"
October 28, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Kamala Harris' campaign has set up an island in Fortnite, another foray into the gaming space for Democrats.
Trump's campaign also has an in-game presence as the antagonists in the classic franchise "Wolfenstein"
Trump's campaign also has an in-game presence as the antagonists in the classic franchise "Wolfenstein"
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