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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈
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Forged in the flames of Hell

Opinions are mine alone and probably not even endorsed by the rest of Strawberry

If you're under 18 then fuck off
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went to an art museum the other night with nina and the crowd was *overwhelmingly* young women, and some couples.
Nina was like "if i was a single guy this would be the place!"
and i was like oh sweetie
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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If you willingly put ai into a room with your child you are a terrible parent
AI teddy bear for kids responds with sexual content and advice about weapons
FoloToy's AI teddy bear, Kumma, crossed serious lines, raising fresh concerns about how little oversight exists for AI toys marketed to children.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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just finished a netflix show
i really dont get how streamers prefer full season drops.
I couldn't look up anything about the show, couldn't post about it, until it was all over. Seems obvious it squashes online engagement.
Look at the Hazbin discourse over the last month. So much better!
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
got bored last night and decided to look my name up on wikipedia and it's been a pretty juicy read so far

a decent amount of the lore actually kinda lines up with me and i think it'd be the funniest shit if it turns out i'm the reincarnated soul of some ancient demonic deity
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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some of my favorites from amirican twitter
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
easiest boycott ever, microsoft hasn't made anything worth spending money on in years
Timely reminder, going into the shopping holidays, that Microsoft is still the subject of a BDS targeted boycott due to its complicity in Israel’s AI-powered genocide of Palestinians bdsmovement.net/microsoft
Microsoft
Microsoft is perhaps the most complicit tech company in Israel’s illegal apartheid regime and ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza.
bdsmovement.net
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This showed up in my friend's memories so he sent it to me so i'm showing it to you.
Man, early days in Amirican Twitter were a wild ride.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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This is how every cut scene ends in Pokemon Legends Z-A for some reason
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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I feel bad for normal people named Elon because bro just completely ruined that name. I mean he legit had to have killed it. Aint no way anyone is naming their kid that anymore, right? It's like the new Adolf.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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HOW DARE YOU
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Alastor: "is this fucking book about me?"
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A reminder that men only want three things:
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
so cool
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Setting up a PSN account for my son.

Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
and amazon wonders why their gaming division flopped
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
fuck dude i can't wait for the rest of this outfit
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the first piece of my ouji outfit arrived and it fits perfectly~
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i really need to start getting into junji ito's stuff
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
people keep telling me to go to one of those places where you lay down and they pour warm maple syrup all over your titties but i don't really see the appeal
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
bro why they sound so horny

i'm here to eat a sandwich not fuck it
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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need to know this video is on this website
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM