CanYouNot123,
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CanYouNot123,
@canyounot123.bsky.social
So. Fucking. Angry.
I don't really want Greenland, tbh. More of a warm weather gal, personally.

What about the south of France, though? A Greek island, maybe?
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Someone said to call them National Christians, or Nat-Cs for short, and I can't unsee it.

MAGAs are Nat-Cs. Period.
August 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The price of parking at the Wharf
The line at Call Your Mother on a Sunday morning

The price of one beer at Nats Park

Someone eating a granola bar on the metro

A tourist pronouncing it “DuPONT”
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar...
buff.ly
August 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hear me out:

1. The National Guard currently parked in my hometown needs food.

2. Said National Guard also needs toilets.

Win/win: they can eat sh*t.

#nationalguard
August 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Habibi!!!
🔥🔥🔥
August 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This post was enough to make me subscribe.
Keep going.
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July 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Found in House Republican conference: 219 able-bodied adults who refuse to work.
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
Trump Live Updates: Johnson Blocks Epstein Vote as Justice Dept. Seeks Interview with Maxwell
trib.al
July 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This.
Major media seem flummoxed about what to do when Trump shares a fake video of Obama getting arrested. Maybe they think the options are A) take the bait, or B) ignore it. But there's a 3rd option: Gather all the crazy examples and write big, loud stories about how the president is mentally unhinged.
July 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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@nytimes.com McSweeney’s is doing your work for you.
"It’s almost as if the truth has been staring us in the face all this time, but seventy-seven million Americans voted for Donald Trump anyway."
Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein: A Quiz
1. Were Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein friends? A. I don’t know. B. If by “friends” you mean that the two men partied together at Mar-a-Lago, tha...
buff.ly
July 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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This is the DNC Way.
Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters.

Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me.

Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
July 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don't shake hands with the back of my hand. Just saying. #trumpisnotwell
July 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Join me TONIGHT, as I talk about Erica, Abigail, and why this isn't a book about making furniture, to the dismay of many I know.
July 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ummmmm
Zip-tying people in WHEELCHAIRS?
Cool, cool. Nothing to see here.
People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid
June 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hot take: If you or anyone in your home own a strand of pearls that you could put on in order to clutch them, you're past your prime. Sit. Down.

#Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It's almost as if....New Yorkers are tired of the status quo.

#Mamdani #NoCuomo
June 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
How to President:

drop some bombs

then

tell everyone "Calm down now!"

Follow up with sternly worded ALL CAPS POSTS on social media. Bigly.
June 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Free speech for me, a felony for thee.
June 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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This is what happens to a US senator in 2025 under Donald Trump asking questions
June 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If we slap 145% tariff on tin foil hats, think the MAGAts might try a little introspection?
June 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Dear Journalists,

I would like to share two maps. One is the area where the protests in LA are taking place. The other is the area where the US Constitution is under assault by a tyrannical regime.

Any questions on the relative scale of the two stories?
June 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Way to go, @us.theguardian.com! Love this:

Law enforcement agencies are preparing for hundreds of thousands of people to attend Saturday’s parade, Secret Service special agent in charge Matt McCool (his real name) said yesterday, according to Reuters.
June 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM