Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
· Jul 5
Jockstrap thread. Show us all how good you look in your jockstrap
Who’s coming with?
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Who’s coming with?
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“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
An oldie but a goodie
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
An oldie but a goodie
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
Should get out of bed
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Should get out of bed
Will never fail to amaze me what people will take as their cue to unfollow you lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Will never fail to amaze me what people will take as their cue to unfollow you lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
It’s so weird how our bodies like, feel super good up until a moment when they feel SO good they spurt out liquid and like… all I want is to swallow that liquid for some reason? 🤷🏼♂️
Bodies man. Weird.
Bodies man. Weird.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s so weird how our bodies like, feel super good up until a moment when they feel SO good they spurt out liquid and like… all I want is to swallow that liquid for some reason? 🤷🏼♂️
Bodies man. Weird.
Bodies man. Weird.
Me reading my DMs on IG 🥵
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Me reading my DMs on IG 🥵
My body doesn’t know what daylight savings is
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My body doesn’t know what daylight savings is
No no. I will 1000000% judge you if you put up a Spotify wrapped post this year. Fuck you. “Apple is just as bad!” Lol. Well… no. They’re not. But say what you need to say to justify the slight inconvenience it would cause you to change streaming providers. Imagine SPOTIFY exposing you as a fake lol
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
No no. I will 1000000% judge you if you put up a Spotify wrapped post this year. Fuck you. “Apple is just as bad!” Lol. Well… no. They’re not. But say what you need to say to justify the slight inconvenience it would cause you to change streaming providers. Imagine SPOTIFY exposing you as a fake lol
Not a single unfollow from the ppl that were following him when I posted this despite some actually liking the original post…
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I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
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I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
November 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Not a single unfollow from the ppl that were following him when I posted this despite some actually liking the original post…
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I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
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I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
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Pretty weird* to write NO WOMEN in your bio
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Pretty weird* to write NO WOMEN in your bio
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
Or?! Just breed me 😈
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Or?! Just breed me 😈
Breed me while I pick out a TV show?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Breed me while I pick out a TV show?
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This is the Breathe In. Breathe Out. of 2025 (a cohesive, unexpectedly great, no-skips album that only pop gays will listen to/remember)
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This is the Breathe In. Breathe Out. of 2025 (a cohesive, unexpectedly great, no-skips album that only pop gays will listen to/remember)
Y’all… Clarence knows what’s up. I say that as the biggest compliment. This amazing man has been following and supportive of so many men in the community over the years and if ANYONE would know a person is trouble and you should LISTEN to them, it’s Clarence
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@cantwait2b.bsky.social I believe you. Bryan Hawn is nothing but trouble.
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Y’all… Clarence knows what’s up. I say that as the biggest compliment. This amazing man has been following and supportive of so many men in the community over the years and if ANYONE would know a person is trouble and you should LISTEN to them, it’s Clarence
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Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
Soda and fries.
Fries = meh
Soda = too easy to just have like, 8000 calories in 6 minutes and it rots your fucking teeth so bad that as an adult who drank so much pop as a kid I wish it never existed at all
Speaking of which gofundme for dental work incoming 🥴 lol
Fries = meh
Soda = too easy to just have like, 8000 calories in 6 minutes and it rots your fucking teeth so bad that as an adult who drank so much pop as a kid I wish it never existed at all
Speaking of which gofundme for dental work incoming 🥴 lol
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Soda and fries.
Fries = meh
Soda = too easy to just have like, 8000 calories in 6 minutes and it rots your fucking teeth so bad that as an adult who drank so much pop as a kid I wish it never existed at all
Speaking of which gofundme for dental work incoming 🥴 lol
Fries = meh
Soda = too easy to just have like, 8000 calories in 6 minutes and it rots your fucking teeth so bad that as an adult who drank so much pop as a kid I wish it never existed at all
Speaking of which gofundme for dental work incoming 🥴 lol
A tiny lil young gay me worked retail when this came out and the nightmare that terrible people made my life because the store had a limit of 2 per person was insane
And now here we are
I hope all those people are screaming in hell this Halloween 🥰😂
And now here we are
I hope all those people are screaming in hell this Halloween 🥰😂
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A tiny lil young gay me worked retail when this came out and the nightmare that terrible people made my life because the store had a limit of 2 per person was insane
And now here we are
I hope all those people are screaming in hell this Halloween 🥰😂
And now here we are
I hope all those people are screaming in hell this Halloween 🥰😂
Oop! Sucks to be you asshole 🥰
Following more transphobic remarks from Róisín Murphy, a festival in Istanbul has removed her as its headliner
Róisín Murphy Replaced As Istanbul Festival Headliner Over Latest Transphobic Post
Two years after she first came under fire for speaking against hormone replacement therapy for children, Róisín Murphy is, unfortunately, still out here spouting transphobic bullshit. Last week the Ir...
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October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oop! Sucks to be you asshole 🥰
Another one for y’all to add to the “I’m a stupid cunt please block my bigoted transphobic ass and never think of me again after that… like everyone in my life has done bc I’m a hateful bigot and will die alone” pile
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October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Another one for y’all to add to the “I’m a stupid cunt please block my bigoted transphobic ass and never think of me again after that… like everyone in my life has done bc I’m a hateful bigot and will die alone” pile
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