Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
· Jul 5
Jockstrap thread. Show us all how good you look in your jockstrap
Okay serious question!
What is the appeal of caging?
Like, I’m a massive slut for being a bottom. 50% of the time I don’t get hard during sex bc I just love bottoming so much. But not a single time have I thought “I wish my cock was behind lock and key”.
What do you get from it? 😍🥰
For real! 🥰
What is the appeal of caging?
Like, I’m a massive slut for being a bottom. 50% of the time I don’t get hard during sex bc I just love bottoming so much. But not a single time have I thought “I wish my cock was behind lock and key”.
What do you get from it? 😍🥰
For real! 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Okay serious question!
What is the appeal of caging?
Like, I’m a massive slut for being a bottom. 50% of the time I don’t get hard during sex bc I just love bottoming so much. But not a single time have I thought “I wish my cock was behind lock and key”.
What do you get from it? 😍🥰
For real! 🥰
What is the appeal of caging?
Like, I’m a massive slut for being a bottom. 50% of the time I don’t get hard during sex bc I just love bottoming so much. But not a single time have I thought “I wish my cock was behind lock and key”.
What do you get from it? 😍🥰
For real! 🥰
Need Cinnamon Toast Crunch pls
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Need Cinnamon Toast Crunch pls
Me this afternoon.
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me this afternoon.
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies
You homos didn’t homo enough this year! How did this amazing album by Madison Rose sneak by without a single mention that I saw? Maybe one of the best pop albums of the year 😍
So good. Gonna be in constant rotation for some time I think
So good. Gonna be in constant rotation for some time I think
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You homos didn’t homo enough this year! How did this amazing album by Madison Rose sneak by without a single mention that I saw? Maybe one of the best pop albums of the year 😍
So good. Gonna be in constant rotation for some time I think
So good. Gonna be in constant rotation for some time I think
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u
In no world could I ever outdo the stunning man I’m quoting (like, Top 10 hottest men on the planet) but I still want to post the pic 🤭
It’s an old old pic (god probably 6 years old) but heeeey 👋🏼
In no world could I ever outdo the stunning man I’m quoting (like, Top 10 hottest men on the planet) but I still want to post the pic 🤭
It’s an old old pic (god probably 6 years old) but heeeey 👋🏼
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u
In no world could I ever outdo the stunning man I’m quoting (like, Top 10 hottest men on the planet) but I still want to post the pic 🤭
It’s an old old pic (god probably 6 years old) but heeeey 👋🏼
In no world could I ever outdo the stunning man I’m quoting (like, Top 10 hottest men on the planet) but I still want to post the pic 🤭
It’s an old old pic (god probably 6 years old) but heeeey 👋🏼
The only Christmas movie I’m watching this year 🎄
When I tell you the Grinch’s heart wasn’t the only think that grew three sizes that day.. 😳😳
🎅 @teninchtopx.bsky.social
🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social
🎅 @teninchtopx.bsky.social
🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The only Christmas movie I’m watching this year 🎄
Reposted by Dane Canyon
When I tell you the Grinch’s heart wasn’t the only think that grew three sizes that day.. 😳😳
🎅 @teninchtopx.bsky.social
🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social
🎅 @teninchtopx.bsky.social
🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
When I tell you the Grinch’s heart wasn’t the only think that grew three sizes that day.. 😳😳
🎅 @teninchtopx.bsky.social
🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social
🎅 @teninchtopx.bsky.social
🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social
In this history of telling people to calm down, has it ever actually accomplished calming someone down?
Like bitch imma block and forget you and your entire existence. The existence of your family and your family’s families
Like bitch imma block and forget you and your entire existence. The existence of your family and your family’s families
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In this history of telling people to calm down, has it ever actually accomplished calming someone down?
Like bitch imma block and forget you and your entire existence. The existence of your family and your family’s families
Like bitch imma block and forget you and your entire existence. The existence of your family and your family’s families
Reposted by Dane Canyon
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x
This one seemed to be a hit. And also, I get to bareb- I mean piggyback posts with @heymrmc.bsky.social 😅
This one seemed to be a hit. And also, I get to bareb- I mean piggyback posts with @heymrmc.bsky.social 😅
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x
This one seemed to be a hit. And also, I get to bareb- I mean piggyback posts with @heymrmc.bsky.social 😅
This one seemed to be a hit. And also, I get to bareb- I mean piggyback posts with @heymrmc.bsky.social 😅
Come give a rub? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Come give a rub? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Reposted by Dane Canyon
When someone as gorgeous and amazing as @avatarakyia.bsky.social asks you to record a video when you tell him you’re running your finger over your hole to his videos, you oblige. Hopefully a finger is to be replaced by his massive cock soon 😈
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When someone as gorgeous and amazing as @avatarakyia.bsky.social asks you to record a video when you tell him you’re running your finger over your hole to his videos, you oblige. Hopefully a finger is to be replaced by his massive cock soon 😈
When someone as gorgeous and amazing as @avatarakyia.bsky.social asks you to record a video when you tell him you’re running your finger over your hole to his videos, you oblige. Hopefully a finger is to be replaced by his massive cock soon 😈
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When someone as gorgeous and amazing as @avatarakyia.bsky.social asks you to record a video when you tell him you’re running your finger over your hole to his videos, you oblige. Hopefully a finger is to be replaced by his massive cock soon 😈
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
On BlueSky and IG messaging guys I would DIE to be with and I can’t get the time of day, and then in real life I have two guys the world would stop time for, show interest in me, and I manage to fuck both opportunities up royally
😅
Life like… stops fucking sucking at some point yeah?
😅
Life like… stops fucking sucking at some point yeah?
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
On BlueSky and IG messaging guys I would DIE to be with and I can’t get the time of day, and then in real life I have two guys the world would stop time for, show interest in me, and I manage to fuck both opportunities up royally
😅
Life like… stops fucking sucking at some point yeah?
😅
Life like… stops fucking sucking at some point yeah?
Y’all I’ve… *deep sigh* had TWO opportunities this week with gorgeous men that at one point in my life could never have imagined would show interest in me. And legitimately blew it both times 🥴
Being shy and sexual issues? They aren’t just surface. They affect every aspect of life.
I’m tired 😅
Being shy and sexual issues? They aren’t just surface. They affect every aspect of life.
I’m tired 😅
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Y’all I’ve… *deep sigh* had TWO opportunities this week with gorgeous men that at one point in my life could never have imagined would show interest in me. And legitimately blew it both times 🥴
Being shy and sexual issues? They aren’t just surface. They affect every aspect of life.
I’m tired 😅
Being shy and sexual issues? They aren’t just surface. They affect every aspect of life.
I’m tired 😅
I have a place you can put your fat cocks on this #fatcockfriday #fcf
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I have a place you can put your fat cocks on this #fatcockfriday #fcf
Since we’re all doing year end wrap ups, post your favorite picture of yourself from this year! 😍
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Since we’re all doing year end wrap ups, post your favorite picture of yourself from this year! 😍
“Fuck ICE! Fuck Trump! Free Palestine! Pay Artists!”
“Oh… wait, what? Change my streaming platform? Take all of an hour to cancel Spotify and transfer my playlists? Oh no no no no no. That requires a minimal amount of effort on my part. I’m good!”
“Oh… wait, what? Change my streaming platform? Take all of an hour to cancel Spotify and transfer my playlists? Oh no no no no no. That requires a minimal amount of effort on my part. I’m good!”
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Fuck ICE! Fuck Trump! Free Palestine! Pay Artists!”
“Oh… wait, what? Change my streaming platform? Take all of an hour to cancel Spotify and transfer my playlists? Oh no no no no no. That requires a minimal amount of effort on my part. I’m good!”
“Oh… wait, what? Change my streaming platform? Take all of an hour to cancel Spotify and transfer my playlists? Oh no no no no no. That requires a minimal amount of effort on my part. I’m good!”
Downlighting and a late night empty gym means you can take as many pics as possible to get the one you like 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Downlighting and a late night empty gym means you can take as many pics as possible to get the one you like 🥰
So… this is actually more representative of me than the other stuff I post. A little fluffier in my core. After a really rough year (still in the middle of it) a little older and more tired looking. Not posed. Flexed. Twisted to hide flaws. This? This is me, at the moment anyway 🤷🏼♂️
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So… this is actually more representative of me than the other stuff I post. A little fluffier in my core. After a really rough year (still in the middle of it) a little older and more tired looking. Not posed. Flexed. Twisted to hide flaws. This? This is me, at the moment anyway 🤷🏼♂️
Was a good year for looking back and discovering new/old Madonna stuff
Now… new fucking music please 🥰
It’s coming up on 7 fucking years since the last new album 🥰😂😂
Now… new fucking music please 🥰
It’s coming up on 7 fucking years since the last new album 🥰😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Was a good year for looking back and discovering new/old Madonna stuff
Now… new fucking music please 🥰
It’s coming up on 7 fucking years since the last new album 🥰😂😂
Now… new fucking music please 🥰
It’s coming up on 7 fucking years since the last new album 🥰😂😂
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM