Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
· Jul 5
Jockstrap thread. Show us all how good you look in your jockstrap
Getting Valentine’s Day started early
February 14, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Getting Valentine’s Day started early
Like… imagine going to Kid Rock’s raisin in the potato salad backwoods inbred bbq when you have this magnificence unfolding 😍🙌🏼
What a fucking show! 😍
What a fucking show! 😍
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Like… imagine going to Kid Rock’s raisin in the potato salad backwoods inbred bbq when you have this magnificence unfolding 😍🙌🏼
What a fucking show! 😍
What a fucking show! 😍
Working in retail is a wild experience during something like the Super Bowl (or Grey Cup in Canada). Half of the day you want to open your wrists bc everyone and their shitty family is trying to get their shopping in before the game… then… Peace. Serenity. Beauty. Quiet. 🕊️🧘♂️🌅
😂
😂
Going out in the world during the Superbowl is surreal.
I am the only person in this Old Navy.
I am the only person in this Old Navy.
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Working in retail is a wild experience during something like the Super Bowl (or Grey Cup in Canada). Half of the day you want to open your wrists bc everyone and their shitty family is trying to get their shopping in before the game… then… Peace. Serenity. Beauty. Quiet. 🕊️🧘♂️🌅
😂
😂
This is my Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
This is my Super Bowl
Pharrell Williams telling people to never stop working 🙄 and that he’s 52 and if you do what you love every day you’ll get paid for free is… well intentioned BUT SO FUCKING OUT OF TOUCH it’s unreal. There’s billions of people on this planet and the Grammy’s honor a couple hundred a year? Yeah. Okay.
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Pharrell Williams telling people to never stop working 🙄 and that he’s 52 and if you do what you love every day you’ll get paid for free is… well intentioned BUT SO FUCKING OUT OF TOUCH it’s unreal. There’s billions of people on this planet and the Grammy’s honor a couple hundred a year? Yeah. Okay.
This was the one I actually really was rooting for tonight. Olivia Dean is SO GOOD and goddamn she deserves this so hard 🙌🏼😭🙌🏼 #grammys #oliviadean
“I want to say I’m up here as a granddaughter of an immigrant. I wouldn’t be here. I’m a product of bravery, and I think those people deserve to be celebrated.”
#GRAMMYs 🏆 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
#GRAMMYs 🏆 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This was the one I actually really was rooting for tonight. Olivia Dean is SO GOOD and goddamn she deserves this so hard 🙌🏼😭🙌🏼 #grammys #oliviadean
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I’m very much not a separate the art from the artist kinda person. That doesn’t make sense, especially if they’re still alive to profit from your streams and attention.
It’s okay to change your mind about someone you once respected and/or cared for based on new information.
It’s okay to change your mind about someone you once respected and/or cared for based on new information.
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’m very much not a separate the art from the artist kinda person. That doesn’t make sense, especially if they’re still alive to profit from your streams and attention.
It’s okay to change your mind about someone you once respected and/or cared for based on new information.
It’s okay to change your mind about someone you once respected and/or cared for based on new information.
Had surgery yesterday morning to remove this large lump from the side of my body. I’m so excited for a few weeks when I get to look in a mirror and not have it be the only thing I see, making me feel ugly and gross all the time. 2025 was brutal. 2026 I’m going to try my best to make it good for me
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Had surgery yesterday morning to remove this large lump from the side of my body. I’m so excited for a few weeks when I get to look in a mirror and not have it be the only thing I see, making me feel ugly and gross all the time. 2025 was brutal. 2026 I’m going to try my best to make it good for me
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Fuck Nicki Minaj and if I see any of you ho’s defending her ima curse your entire bloodline.
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Fuck Nicki Minaj and if I see any of you ho’s defending her ima curse your entire bloodline.
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Y'all
this brought me joy and I hope it does the same for you.
I needed it.
this brought me joy and I hope it does the same for you.
I needed it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Y'all
this brought me joy and I hope it does the same for you.
I needed it.
this brought me joy and I hope it does the same for you.
I needed it.
Was admonished two separate times by two separate people on Instagram today. Once for posting a post workout selfie. Once for posting about Will Smith. Both times for (paraphrasing) being disrespectful and not focusing on the more important things going on today; time and a place etc etc
SO… (cont)
SO… (cont)
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Was admonished two separate times by two separate people on Instagram today. Once for posting a post workout selfie. Once for posting about Will Smith. Both times for (paraphrasing) being disrespectful and not focusing on the more important things going on today; time and a place etc etc
SO… (cont)
SO… (cont)
A black horror film is officially the most nominated film in the history of the Oscars
Godfuckingdamn rights it is
🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭
By far the best thing about today’s nominations
Godfuckingdamn rights it is
🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭
By far the best thing about today’s nominations
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A black horror film is officially the most nominated film in the history of the Oscars
Godfuckingdamn rights it is
🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭
By far the best thing about today’s nominations
Godfuckingdamn rights it is
🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭
By far the best thing about today’s nominations
Knew it was a bad idea to split Wicked into two parts 🥴 Lord they didn’t even throw one to Ariana Grande who probably should’ve won last year and with the list from this year, probably should’ve been winning this year too.
Least favorite Oscar noms in decades. Sinners should win most but… won’t
Least favorite Oscar noms in decades. Sinners should win most but… won’t
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Knew it was a bad idea to split Wicked into two parts 🥴 Lord they didn’t even throw one to Ariana Grande who probably should’ve won last year and with the list from this year, probably should’ve been winning this year too.
Least favorite Oscar noms in decades. Sinners should win most but… won’t
Least favorite Oscar noms in decades. Sinners should win most but… won’t
I don’t know how this kind of perfection is possible 😩😍🙌🏼🥵
Starting a new lift cycle today after a week off to let my body rest. Vive le corps d’homme !
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I don’t know how this kind of perfection is possible 😩😍🙌🏼🥵
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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I feel the same way about 🚔 as I do about ❄️
People don’t become cops because they’re good people who want to be a positive force for change. They become cops because their ego tells them they deserve to have control over other people’s lives, and to make themselves feel big.
FUCK the police AND ❄️
People don’t become cops because they’re good people who want to be a positive force for change. They become cops because their ego tells them they deserve to have control over other people’s lives, and to make themselves feel big.
FUCK the police AND ❄️
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I feel the same way about 🚔 as I do about ❄️
People don’t become cops because they’re good people who want to be a positive force for change. They become cops because their ego tells them they deserve to have control over other people’s lives, and to make themselves feel big.
FUCK the police AND ❄️
People don’t become cops because they’re good people who want to be a positive force for change. They become cops because their ego tells them they deserve to have control over other people’s lives, and to make themselves feel big.
FUCK the police AND ❄️
Fucking gross.
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Fucking gross.
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?