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Fr. Paul
@canonlaw.ninja
Priest of ten thousand takes

God, gains, and games

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The Ninja
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.

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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ancient memories
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
BREAKING: Vatican announces new liturgical text for the United States of America
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I would argue while there are no explicit documents about this yet, the tradition of the church condemns the use of AI to create sacred art, and indeed teaches that AI cannot create art in any proper sense at all. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Major Papal, Patriarchal and Roman Archbasilica, Metropolitan and Primatial Cathedral of the Most Holy Savior and Saints John the Baptist and the Evangelist in Lateran, Mother and Head of All Churches in Rome and in the World, pray for us 🙏🙏🙏
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
St. John Lateran, pray for us 🙏🙏🙏
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I had a dream I was staying at @kelson.bsky.social's house (which was simultaneously kinda rural and also on the oceanside?) and a tornado came through and very neatly sliced about 4 ft out of the middle of his house, narrowly missing my car (which was my old minivan)
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I've probably watched @jonbois.bsky.social's "Your typical sports team doesn't really have an origin myth" introduction to the series on the Vikings over a dozen times

He never would have made it if he hadn't heard that horn
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Is the invitatory prayed before anticipated Office of Readings" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It feels kind of medieval to be the "family priest" who gets called into do funerals for distant cousins I've never met before
September 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
some people quote post things with no text. what's going on here? is an alternative client messing up reposts?
August 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i have once again spent several hours making a wikipedia page instead of going to bed
May 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
An American pope needs an American popemobile. An F-150 is probably too big, but you know what would be just the right size....
May 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
me this morning: "I'll just sit down and write a little wiki article while waiting for the one-hour fast from my coffee to end before celebrating Mass"

four hours later:
May 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@dragoman.bsky.social just (rightfully) reverted one of my wiki edits
a bald man with a beard wearing glasses and a tan jacket is making a surprised face .
ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing glasses and a tan jacket is making a surprised face .
media.tenor.com
May 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Leo XIV is from the Midwest which means he's actually the Ope
May 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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They’re waiting, they’re watching, they’re the stars of the show
May 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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pope paul vii walking out onto the balcony
a close up of a man with the words long live the fighters
ALT: a close up of a man with the words long live the fighters
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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There is at least one Cardinal who is kind of enjoying being cut off from all of his personal and 99% of his professional obligations and is wondering if he can extend this whole process a little bit longer.
May 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
bro has mad sigma aura
May 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
May 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
How did door hinges lead to the eleven-time World Series champions from St. Louis, and what does it have to do with the Catholic Church?

A thread.🧵
May 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There are men being ordained this year who were born after the release of Star Wars Gangsta Rap
April 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM