Candy Shaw
@candyshawcomedy.bsky.social
If you are celebrating the fact that white Lotus didn’t win any Emmys last night, unfriend me now because you are sick, evil, and you obviously need Zeus.
September 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you are celebrating the fact that white Lotus didn’t win any Emmys last night, unfriend me now because you are sick, evil, and you obviously need Zeus.
Today is my friend‘s birthday. She’s a teacher and we all know teachers often have to use their own money for school supplies. Let’s help someone who deserves it!
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Today is my friend‘s birthday. She’s a teacher and we all know teachers often have to use their own money for school supplies. Let’s help someone who deserves it!
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The Oval Office is turning into a cross between cartoon bordello and crazy person storage unit
August 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Oval Office is turning into a cross between cartoon bordello and crazy person storage unit
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A lot of people need to hear this
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A lot of people need to hear this
And just like that ….. I never want to play “apples to apples.” Worst product placement ever. #andjustlikethat
a woman is holding a vase of pink flowers in front of a window with max written on it
ALT: a woman is holding a vase of pink flowers in front of a window with max written on it
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June 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
And just like that ….. I never want to play “apples to apples.” Worst product placement ever. #andjustlikethat
“What’s good for the hole isn’t always good for the soul.”
—Marysol Patton
The woman is a modern day Confucius. #rhom #bravo #realhousewivesofmiami
—Marysol Patton
The woman is a modern day Confucius. #rhom #bravo #realhousewivesofmiami
June 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“What’s good for the hole isn’t always good for the soul.”
—Marysol Patton
The woman is a modern day Confucius. #rhom #bravo #realhousewivesofmiami
—Marysol Patton
The woman is a modern day Confucius. #rhom #bravo #realhousewivesofmiami
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Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
June 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
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The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow
June 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow
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Obama is the best of ‘em!
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Obama is the best of ‘em!
So far this season of “And Just Like That” is so bad, even Carrie’s cat is trying to escape. But I’ll never stop watching. 😿👠 #andjustlikethat #hatewatch
June 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So far this season of “And Just Like That” is so bad, even Carrie’s cat is trying to escape. But I’ll never stop watching. 😿👠 #andjustlikethat #hatewatch
All this TACO talk…. now I can’t stop singing “puttin on the ritz.” 😔 #superduper
May 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
All this TACO talk…. now I can’t stop singing “puttin on the ritz.” 😔 #superduper
What movies would you include in your Mother’s Day movie marathon? I got “Mommie Dearest” and “Barbarian.” 🤰👶🍼
Name ‘em…..
Name ‘em…..
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What movies would you include in your Mother’s Day movie marathon? I got “Mommie Dearest” and “Barbarian.” 🤰👶🍼
Name ‘em…..
Name ‘em…..
I would have never noticed the light saber thing, but how about that body dysmorphia? 😂💪🏻
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Trump Appears To Embrace The Dark Side In The White House's 'Star Wars' Day Post — HuffPost
One major thing about the White House's May 4 post stuck out to people instantly.
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May 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would have never noticed the light saber thing, but how about that body dysmorphia? 😂💪🏻
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Happy Easter to my fellow Stern fans from Baba Bunny! Hope your holiday is a NOINE and your basket is full of chocolate, scotch, and shrimp. @robertabooey.bsky.social #sternshow #bababooey
April 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy Easter to my fellow Stern fans from Baba Bunny! Hope your holiday is a NOINE and your basket is full of chocolate, scotch, and shrimp. @robertabooey.bsky.social #sternshow #bababooey
I totally forgot this was an app and that I’m on it.
April 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I totally forgot this was an app and that I’m on it.
He’s such a good Christian! 😂
February 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He’s such a good Christian! 😂
I’m in. I haven’t watched a daytime soap since “as the world turns.” My favorites were “another world” and “Santa Barbara.”
Just caught the Beyond The Gates promo on TV for the first time—it aired during the Grammys! Seeing it on the big screen screams wow 😮
Who else is ready for Beyond The Gates?
#BeyondTheGates #SoapSky @michelevaljean.bsky.social
Who else is ready for Beyond The Gates?
#BeyondTheGates #SoapSky @michelevaljean.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m in. I haven’t watched a daytime soap since “as the world turns.” My favorites were “another world” and “Santa Barbara.”
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We're about a week from "It's a Charlie Chaplin mustache!"
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We're about a week from "It's a Charlie Chaplin mustache!"
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Yesterday, we laid to rest a former president who appointed more women to the judiciary than all previous presidents combined, had a deep and lasting friendship with his vice president, put solar panels on the White House, negotiated peace between two Middle-Eastern powers that still stands today,
January 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yesterday, we laid to rest a former president who appointed more women to the judiciary than all previous presidents combined, had a deep and lasting friendship with his vice president, put solar panels on the White House, negotiated peace between two Middle-Eastern powers that still stands today,