I’m so glad America’s final election went so well. Always important to go out on a high note.
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m so glad America’s final election went so well. Always important to go out on a high note.
The White House calling a Trumper shooting up a Mormon church “anti-Christian terrorism” might be the first time in history evangelicals have called Mormons Christians.
September 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The White House calling a Trumper shooting up a Mormon church “anti-Christian terrorism” might be the first time in history evangelicals have called Mormons Christians.
Can’t believe antifa is being criminalized again after they were all just pardoned for doing January 6.
September 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Can’t believe antifa is being criminalized again after they were all just pardoned for doing January 6.
Republicans are so desperate to make every shooter transgender that they’re just going to start planting dicks on suspects.
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Republicans are so desperate to make every shooter transgender that they’re just going to start planting dicks on suspects.
The best way to honor Charlie Kirk is to embrace the principles he preached: accepting gun violence as inevitable and feeling no empathy. Anything less is woke.
September 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The best way to honor Charlie Kirk is to embrace the principles he preached: accepting gun violence as inevitable and feeling no empathy. Anything less is woke.
The only number Trump hates more than a labor statistic is the age of consent.
August 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The only number Trump hates more than a labor statistic is the age of consent.
The only number Trump hates more than a labor statistic is the age of consent.
August 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The only number Trump hates more than a labor statistic is the age of consent.
We’re one more Epstein leak away from the White House releasing footage of JFK being shot by Bigfoot from a UFO.
July 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We’re one more Epstein leak away from the White House releasing footage of JFK being shot by Bigfoot from a UFO.
Trump said he will block a stadium deal for the Washington Commanders unless they change their name back to the Washington EpsteinDidNothingWrongs.
July 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Trump said he will block a stadium deal for the Washington Commanders unless they change their name back to the Washington EpsteinDidNothingWrongs.
Instead of making Superman woke, I wish they'd just go back to 1978 classic version of Superman when he was fighting against Lex Luthor, a corrupt psycopathic real estate billionaire with fake hair who was trying to destroy California.
July 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Instead of making Superman woke, I wish they'd just go back to 1978 classic version of Superman when he was fighting against Lex Luthor, a corrupt psycopathic real estate billionaire with fake hair who was trying to destroy California.
No one is more confused about pronouns than white people singing “They not like us.”
July 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No one is more confused about pronouns than white people singing “They not like us.”
ICE shouldn’t be allowed to mask because I actually do want them all get Covid
June 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ICE shouldn’t be allowed to mask because I actually do want them all get Covid
LAPD is shooting reporters like they’re trying out for the IDF.
June 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
LAPD is shooting reporters like they’re trying out for the IDF.
A lot of people think all of LA is under siege because they live in towns that only have one street.
June 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A lot of people think all of LA is under siege because they live in towns that only have one street.
All I’m saying is that back when “America used to be great,” we were knocking off Kennedys on a pretty regular basis.
May 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
All I’m saying is that back when “America used to be great,” we were knocking off Kennedys on a pretty regular basis.
It’s insane that there’s an entire genre of American journalism now where reporters take whateverer obviously wrong thing the president says and try to decipher what he’s getting it confused with.
May 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s insane that there’s an entire genre of American journalism now where reporters take whateverer obviously wrong thing the president says and try to decipher what he’s getting it confused with.
We’re in the middle of the fourth surge of fascism in American history. American fascism is always white supremacist and usually Christian Nationalist. So far the bad guys are 2-1. Hopefully it’s a best of seven series.
May 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We’re in the middle of the fourth surge of fascism in American history. American fascism is always white supremacist and usually Christian Nationalist. So far the bad guys are 2-1. Hopefully it’s a best of seven series.
Of course he wants to defund PBS. He’s jealous of any other puppets getting more attention than him.
May 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Of course he wants to defund PBS. He’s jealous of any other puppets getting more attention than him.
Of course he thinks he should be the Pope. He’s not even Catholic. You can’t JUST be a pedo.
May 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Of course he thinks he should be the Pope. He’s not even Catholic. You can’t JUST be a pedo.
I don't think Pete Hegseth should be fired. The last thing I'd want would be for him to replaced by an evil piece of shit who actually knows how to do their job.
April 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don't think Pete Hegseth should be fired. The last thing I'd want would be for him to replaced by an evil piece of shit who actually knows how to do their job.
When RFK says “People with autism will never pay taxes” he’s specifically talking about Musk and Zuckerberg.
April 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When RFK says “People with autism will never pay taxes” he’s specifically talking about Musk and Zuckerberg.
Turns out the checks and balances were just the friends we made along the way.
April 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Turns out the checks and balances were just the friends we made along the way.
Look, people being grabbed off the street, shoved into vans and sent off to Salvadoran death camps is one thing, but my 401K dropping 20% is totally unacceptable.
April 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Look, people being grabbed off the street, shoved into vans and sent off to Salvadoran death camps is one thing, but my 401K dropping 20% is totally unacceptable.
Booker filibustering for 25 to symbolically oppose Trump and then immediately voting against limiting weapon sales to Israel is peak Democrat.
April 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Booker filibustering for 25 to symbolically oppose Trump and then immediately voting against limiting weapon sales to Israel is peak Democrat.
With these new tariffs, the average US household can no longer afford to own a libtard.
April 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
With these new tariffs, the average US household can no longer afford to own a libtard.