Candy Robot
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In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
Last night I was compelled to get a custom ornament of Cora and the artist is already working on the proof.
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Last night I was compelled to get a custom ornament of Cora and the artist is already working on the proof.
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
I called my mom about half an hour ago and she asked what I was doing up so early
“10am is early?”
“Oh I guess when you’re retired it is”
“10am is early?”
“Oh I guess when you’re retired it is”
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a candy bar .
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November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I called my mom about half an hour ago and she asked what I was doing up so early
“10am is early?”
“Oh I guess when you’re retired it is”
“10am is early?”
“Oh I guess when you’re retired it is”
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10% on Black Friday is why these companies are getting boycotted!
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
10% on Black Friday is why these companies are getting boycotted!
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
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Happy Family and Fellowship Day, y'all
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November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Happy Family and Fellowship Day, y'all
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And so close to the Columbus statue?!?!??!
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And so close to the Columbus statue?!?!??!
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if ever there was a reason to be egotistical about humanity, ART is the reason. seeing people willingly handing over our greatest gift will never stop being wild to me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
if ever there was a reason to be egotistical about humanity, ART is the reason. seeing people willingly handing over our greatest gift will never stop being wild to me.
Okay locked in on the Macy’s parade.
I don’t particularly hate this lady, but I will maintain that she doesn’t have the soul to sing jazz with FEELING
I don’t particularly hate this lady, but I will maintain that she doesn’t have the soul to sing jazz with FEELING
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Okay locked in on the Macy’s parade.
I don’t particularly hate this lady, but I will maintain that she doesn’t have the soul to sing jazz with FEELING
I don’t particularly hate this lady, but I will maintain that she doesn’t have the soul to sing jazz with FEELING
Watching the Dunkin parade while I wait for the main event to stream again
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Watching the Dunkin parade while I wait for the main event to stream again
Cranberry rosemary spread is ready to go for tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Cranberry rosemary spread is ready to go for tomorrow
Are ya’ll hip to anaiis?
anaiis - Moonlight (Official Video)
YouTube video by anaiis
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November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Are ya’ll hip to anaiis?
I found a good pho spot for lunch today and it’s all I can think about to be honest
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I found a good pho spot for lunch today and it’s all I can think about to be honest
We rented a car for this trip (shoutout Costco) and I didn’t realize that if you prepay, you’re paying for a full tank of gas even if you didn’t use a full tank of gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We rented a car for this trip (shoutout Costco) and I didn’t realize that if you prepay, you’re paying for a full tank of gas even if you didn’t use a full tank of gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
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Another one
What’s everyone’s Thanksgiving beverage of choice?
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Another one
I recently signed up for the Bay Area’s “lecture in bars” mailing list and I’m bummed I can’t go to this one
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I recently signed up for the Bay Area’s “lecture in bars” mailing list and I’m bummed I can’t go to this one
They always have something worth stopping for at SFO.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They always have something worth stopping for at SFO.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
Living 15 min from the airport >>>>
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Living 15 min from the airport >>>>
The symphony has 50% off for some upcoming concerts this week and I just scooped tix for Christmas with the Count Basie orchestra and Gardner Conducts The Planets
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November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The symphony has 50% off for some upcoming concerts this week and I just scooped tix for Christmas with the Count Basie orchestra and Gardner Conducts The Planets
I just found the First Wave project on IG and they teach people how to surf in one session. I was not expecting to be emotional tonight but these videos man
www.instagram.com/reel/DQOFmIT...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQOFmIT...
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November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I just found the First Wave project on IG and they teach people how to surf in one session. I was not expecting to be emotional tonight but these videos man
www.instagram.com/reel/DQOFmIT...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQOFmIT...
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Peaceful journey to the great Jimmy Cliff! Many Rivers indeed RIP www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/a...
Jimmy Cliff, Reggae Icon, Dies at 81
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November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Peaceful journey to the great Jimmy Cliff! Many Rivers indeed RIP www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/a...
Got a grocery order started for delivery for when we get back home Friday #forwardthinking
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Got a grocery order started for delivery for when we get back home Friday #forwardthinking
Also making a list of things I actually need so that if I see it go on (a real sale) this weekend, I can scoop.
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Also making a list of things I actually need so that if I see it go on (a real sale) this weekend, I can scoop.
Watching Jon Batiste & Friends while I meal plan for when we get back from San Diego.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Watching Jon Batiste & Friends while I meal plan for when we get back from San Diego.
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defrost and/or brine those birds, divas!
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
defrost and/or brine those birds, divas!