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In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.

📍Bay Area

#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
Last night I was compelled to get a custom ornament of Cora and the artist is already working on the proof.

It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I called my mom about half an hour ago and she asked what I was doing up so early

“10am is early?”

“Oh I guess when you’re retired it is”
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November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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10% on Black Friday is why these companies are getting boycotted!
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Happy Family and Fellowship Day, y'all
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November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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And so close to the Columbus statue?!?!??!
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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if ever there was a reason to be egotistical about humanity, ART is the reason. seeing people willingly handing over our greatest gift will never stop being wild to me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Okay locked in on the Macy’s parade.

I don’t particularly hate this lady, but I will maintain that she doesn’t have the soul to sing jazz with FEELING
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Watching the Dunkin parade while I wait for the main event to stream again
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Cranberry rosemary spread is ready to go for tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Are ya’ll hip to anaiis?
anaiis - Moonlight (Official Video)
YouTube video by anaiis
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I found a good pho spot for lunch today and it’s all I can think about to be honest
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We rented a car for this trip (shoutout Costco) and I didn’t realize that if you prepay, you’re paying for a full tank of gas even if you didn’t use a full tank of gas.

I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Another one
What’s everyone’s Thanksgiving beverage of choice?
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I recently signed up for the Bay Area’s “lecture in bars” mailing list and I’m bummed I can’t go to this one
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They always have something worth stopping for at SFO.

Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Wish I Didn't Miss You - Mahogany Sessions
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Living 15 min from the airport >>>>
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The symphony has 50% off for some upcoming concerts this week and I just scooped tix for Christmas with the Count Basie orchestra and Gardner Conducts The Planets
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November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just found the First Wave project on IG and they teach people how to surf in one session. I was not expecting to be emotional tonight but these videos man

www.instagram.com/reel/DQOFmIT...
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November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Peaceful journey to the great Jimmy Cliff! Many Rivers indeed RIP www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/a...
Jimmy Cliff, Reggae Icon, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Got a grocery order started for delivery for when we get back home Friday #forwardthinking
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Also making a list of things I actually need so that if I see it go on (a real sale) this weekend, I can scoop.
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Watching Jon Batiste & Friends while I meal plan for when we get back from San Diego.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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defrost and/or brine those birds, divas!
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM