Candy Robot
@candyrobot.bsky.social
In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
Last night I was compelled to get a custom ornament of Cora and the artist is already working on the proof.
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Last night I was compelled to get a custom ornament of Cora and the artist is already working on the proof.
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
It’s not guaranteed but hoping I can get it before Christmas to surprise B
As an adult, I realize I was very fortunate to attend powwows when I was younger, since they were local and just part of growing up where I did
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
As an adult, I realize I was very fortunate to attend powwows when I was younger, since they were local and just part of growing up where I did
Okay divas on stilts
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Okay divas on stilts
He’s talented but I’m sorry he’s not giving Bobby
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
He’s talented but I’m sorry he’s not giving Bobby
These Rockette coats are cuuuuuute
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
These Rockette coats are cuuuuuute
Cranberry rosemary spread is ready to go for tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Cranberry rosemary spread is ready to go for tomorrow
We rented a car for this trip (shoutout Costco) and I didn’t realize that if you prepay, you’re paying for a full tank of gas even if you didn’t use a full tank of gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We rented a car for this trip (shoutout Costco) and I didn’t realize that if you prepay, you’re paying for a full tank of gas even if you didn’t use a full tank of gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
I was asking B what we should do and the agent said if we’re not driving a lot, to not prepay for gas.
I recently signed up for the Bay Area’s “lecture in bars” mailing list and I’m bummed I can’t go to this one
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I recently signed up for the Bay Area’s “lecture in bars” mailing list and I’m bummed I can’t go to this one
They always have something worth stopping for at SFO.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They always have something worth stopping for at SFO.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
Back to domestic travel, they now have a “Women of Afrofuturism” exhibit in Terminal 1.
I cannot stop laughing
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I cannot stop laughing
This pho love thing was the topic of the day earlier this week on Reddit and this take is 🤢🤢
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
This pho love thing was the topic of the day earlier this week on Reddit and this take is 🤢🤢
Got the Otis Redding and Fela Kuti 🍹
📍Casa Franca
📍Casa Franca
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Got the Otis Redding and Fela Kuti 🍹
📍Casa Franca
📍Casa Franca
Y’all
We did a cooking class last night which entailed shopping at the mercado and cooking our entire meal from SCRATCH
The menu:
Tacos placero 🌮
Milpa soup 🥣
Cucumber margarita 🍹
Salsa martajada 🍅
Guacamole 🥑
Jamaica mezcalita 🌺
Chicken enchiladas 🍗
It was a lot of work but it was worth it.
We did a cooking class last night which entailed shopping at the mercado and cooking our entire meal from SCRATCH
The menu:
Tacos placero 🌮
Milpa soup 🥣
Cucumber margarita 🍹
Salsa martajada 🍅
Guacamole 🥑
Jamaica mezcalita 🌺
Chicken enchiladas 🍗
It was a lot of work but it was worth it.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Y’all
We did a cooking class last night which entailed shopping at the mercado and cooking our entire meal from SCRATCH
The menu:
Tacos placero 🌮
Milpa soup 🥣
Cucumber margarita 🍹
Salsa martajada 🍅
Guacamole 🥑
Jamaica mezcalita 🌺
Chicken enchiladas 🍗
It was a lot of work but it was worth it.
We did a cooking class last night which entailed shopping at the mercado and cooking our entire meal from SCRATCH
The menu:
Tacos placero 🌮
Milpa soup 🥣
Cucumber margarita 🍹
Salsa martajada 🍅
Guacamole 🥑
Jamaica mezcalita 🌺
Chicken enchiladas 🍗
It was a lot of work but it was worth it.
A lil sneak peak.
Now I have to pick the 15 I want to get edited
Now I have to pick the 15 I want to get edited
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A lil sneak peak.
Now I have to pick the 15 I want to get edited
Now I have to pick the 15 I want to get edited
And then we went to Tacos del Valle, which is a Bib Gourmand restaurant.
Again, everything was delicious
Again, everything was delicious
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And then we went to Tacos del Valle, which is a Bib Gourmand restaurant.
Again, everything was delicious
Again, everything was delicious
Lunch was at Taqueria Orinoco, which multiple people told me were the best tacos in town.
I had the res and chicharron, both are delicious but the res was my fave
I had the res and chicharron, both are delicious but the res was my fave
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Lunch was at Taqueria Orinoco, which multiple people told me were the best tacos in town.
I had the res and chicharron, both are delicious but the res was my fave
I had the res and chicharron, both are delicious but the res was my fave
Most of the restaurants have racks to put by your table to hang up your shit and I love that
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Most of the restaurants have racks to put by your table to hang up your shit and I love that
Yep they still have it
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yep they still have it
Went to one of the best cocktail bars in the world tonight and made the most of it.
📍Handshake
📍Handshake
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Went to one of the best cocktail bars in the world tonight and made the most of it.
📍Handshake
📍Handshake
❤️ I just got my girl some fits from there too (though she wasn’t happy with the circumstances)
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
❤️ I just got my girl some fits from there too (though she wasn’t happy with the circumstances)
Went to Choza for a late lunch and the music and food were immaculate.
Def recommend
Def recommend
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Went to Choza for a late lunch and the music and food were immaculate.
Def recommend
Def recommend
Got my belated birthday box from my sis yesterday. I’m excited to get into all this
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Got my belated birthday box from my sis yesterday. I’m excited to get into all this
I was in Oakland tonight and I stopped into Minto’s and I KNEW they wouldn’t have any patties left but I had to ask.
They didn’t, but I grabbed this and some kola champagne for a special occasion.
They didn’t, but I grabbed this and some kola champagne for a special occasion.
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I was in Oakland tonight and I stopped into Minto’s and I KNEW they wouldn’t have any patties left but I had to ask.
They didn’t, but I grabbed this and some kola champagne for a special occasion.
They didn’t, but I grabbed this and some kola champagne for a special occasion.
Groupmuse is hiring
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Groupmuse is hiring