Alexhausen Cross
@candycaner.bsky.social
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Turbo and I almost walked out last night when there was no Caesar salad in catering.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Turbo and I almost walked out last night when there was no Caesar salad in catering.
Me: lol Dick Cheney committed war crimes.
Also me: …I signed up to partake in war crimes under his regime.
Also me: …I signed up to partake in war crimes under his regime.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me: lol Dick Cheney committed war crimes.
Also me: …I signed up to partake in war crimes under his regime.
Also me: …I signed up to partake in war crimes under his regime.
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the future anarchists want
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
the future anarchists want
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OMG
October 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
OMG
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My freshmen year roommate at NYU is a cool dude who introduced me to a lot of cool music I wouldn't have heard otherwise.
The one day I clowned on Matchbox 20 until he kindly cut me off and said "yeah but their drummer gives out fullsized bars at Halloween".
From there out? Matchbox 20 ruled.
The one day I clowned on Matchbox 20 until he kindly cut me off and said "yeah but their drummer gives out fullsized bars at Halloween".
From there out? Matchbox 20 ruled.
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My freshmen year roommate at NYU is a cool dude who introduced me to a lot of cool music I wouldn't have heard otherwise.
The one day I clowned on Matchbox 20 until he kindly cut me off and said "yeah but their drummer gives out fullsized bars at Halloween".
From there out? Matchbox 20 ruled.
The one day I clowned on Matchbox 20 until he kindly cut me off and said "yeah but their drummer gives out fullsized bars at Halloween".
From there out? Matchbox 20 ruled.
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"I have won, I have lost, I have committed arson, I have dressed as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man"
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"I have won, I have lost, I have committed arson, I have dressed as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man"
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight
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This Sunday at Mystery Wrestling we will have the first ever Tiger Free match with a rock by the ring that keeps tigers away.
You can buy this rock.
You can buy this rock.
September 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This Sunday at Mystery Wrestling we will have the first ever Tiger Free match with a rock by the ring that keeps tigers away.
You can buy this rock.
You can buy this rock.
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I’m in a dangerous restaurant
September 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m in a dangerous restaurant
I hope that, when I crash out, I do it like Lil Nas X. Dude was having a good time.
August 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hope that, when I crash out, I do it like Lil Nas X. Dude was having a good time.
IT’S ALMOST BOOGEYMAN SEASON!
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
IT’S ALMOST BOOGEYMAN SEASON!
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Omos (7'3") vs. Microman (3'3") may be the greatest height differential in wrestling history. #TripleMania #WWE #AAA
August 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Omos (7'3") vs. Microman (3'3") may be the greatest height differential in wrestling history. #TripleMania #WWE #AAA
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be the reason someone can post their favorite gif
a kitten is laying on its back on a blanket on a bed .
ALT: a kitten is laying on its back on a blanket on a bed .
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
be the reason someone can post their favorite gif
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bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
August 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
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August 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I’ve told my mom about everyone on here loving her.
July 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’ve told my mom about everyone on here loving her.
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Full monologue here:
Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Full monologue here:
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There have been so many Taz sightings at the hotel lobby our group have nicknamed him Grab 'n Go Jones
July 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
There have been so many Taz sightings at the hotel lobby our group have nicknamed him Grab 'n Go Jones
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The bracelet is amazing, thank you!
I made a bracelet that said “Happy Wrestling” because I adore @ianriccaboni.com and I love that saying he uses. Today I bumped into him at Starrcast and gave it to him. He was so incredibly nice and told me he was going to wear it tonight and he did!! 😊
July 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The bracelet is amazing, thank you!
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Young Sheldon ends with a drifter played by Jim Parsons murdering Young Sheldon and taking his name and place in the world as a power move. This might as well be true. What are you gonna do, watch the show to check if I'm lying or not?
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Young Sheldon ends with a drifter played by Jim Parsons murdering Young Sheldon and taking his name and place in the world as a power move. This might as well be true. What are you gonna do, watch the show to check if I'm lying or not?