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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
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they do, but most people I've brought it up to this week didn't know it was happening. It's kept off people's algorithmic feeds & local news broadcasts aren't talking about it. It's kind of like every other horrific thing they're doing! people are horrified when they find out! IF THEY FIND OUT
do you think normies care about the East Wing being demolished?
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
they do, but most people I've brought it up to this week didn't know it was happening. It's kept off people's algorithmic feeds & local news broadcasts aren't talking about it. It's kind of like every other horrific thing they're doing! people are horrified when they find out! IF THEY FIND OUT
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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
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150,000 people march for justice) Libs gonna lib
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
October 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
150,000 people march for justice) Libs gonna lib
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
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Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzes https://theonion.com/man-s-bloodstream-enjoys-hour-long-intermission-between-1819577580/
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzes https://theonion.com/man-s-bloodstream-enjoys-hour-long-intermission-between-1819577580/
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People keep saying the shooter's aim from 200 yards away was incredibly accurate. But he actually intended to commit suicide.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
People keep saying the shooter's aim from 200 yards away was incredibly accurate. But he actually intended to commit suicide.
Guy who cries real human tears about the "downfall of the west" every time there's a black guy in a burger ad: "this will cause civil war..."
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Guy who cries real human tears about the "downfall of the west" every time there's a black guy in a burger ad: "this will cause civil war..."
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counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025
Very, very bad stuff coming from leading right-wingers
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025
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Because I don't think I've posted this here yet: #Darkstalkers
August 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Because I don't think I've posted this here yet: #Darkstalkers
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists […]
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August 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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⚠️did some silly animation for EVO this weekend!⚠️
this was one of them, but theres 4 versions, you should see a couple more tomorrow on the main EVO stream too! twitch.tv/evo
voices by @getgianni.com , MIKESMOIST and @jwonggg.bsky.social himself! additional animation cleanup @rechiru.bsky.social
this was one of them, but theres 4 versions, you should see a couple more tomorrow on the main EVO stream too! twitch.tv/evo
voices by @getgianni.com , MIKESMOIST and @jwonggg.bsky.social himself! additional animation cleanup @rechiru.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
⚠️did some silly animation for EVO this weekend!⚠️
this was one of them, but theres 4 versions, you should see a couple more tomorrow on the main EVO stream too! twitch.tv/evo
voices by @getgianni.com , MIKESMOIST and @jwonggg.bsky.social himself! additional animation cleanup @rechiru.bsky.social
this was one of them, but theres 4 versions, you should see a couple more tomorrow on the main EVO stream too! twitch.tv/evo
voices by @getgianni.com , MIKESMOIST and @jwonggg.bsky.social himself! additional animation cleanup @rechiru.bsky.social
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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Summer League OT!!! By rule, Hawks will be fined $10 million and forced to play their first seven home games in Chamblee.
I would like to challenge the call on the grounds that we've got three games left
July 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Summer League OT!!! By rule, Hawks will be fined $10 million and forced to play their first seven home games in Chamblee.
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🏀 SUNDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀
Asa Newell's double-double leads the Hawks to a 2-0 start in Las Vegas!
Nikola Đurišić: 16 PTS, 4 AST
Jacob Toppin: 15 PTS, 8 REB
Kobe Bufkin: 10 PTS, 6 REB, 9 AST
Asa Newell's double-double leads the Hawks to a 2-0 start in Las Vegas!
Nikola Đurišić: 16 PTS, 4 AST
Jacob Toppin: 15 PTS, 8 REB
Kobe Bufkin: 10 PTS, 6 REB, 9 AST
July 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🏀 SUNDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀
Asa Newell's double-double leads the Hawks to a 2-0 start in Las Vegas!
Nikola Đurišić: 16 PTS, 4 AST
Jacob Toppin: 15 PTS, 8 REB
Kobe Bufkin: 10 PTS, 6 REB, 9 AST
Asa Newell's double-double leads the Hawks to a 2-0 start in Las Vegas!
Nikola Đurišić: 16 PTS, 4 AST
Jacob Toppin: 15 PTS, 8 REB
Kobe Bufkin: 10 PTS, 6 REB, 9 AST
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House producers will have a great mix but when you go to save it on Spotify the album art is a stock image of some guy getting sucked off
July 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
House producers will have a great mix but when you go to save it on Spotify the album art is a stock image of some guy getting sucked off
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1st day of Sharia Law in NYC:
Saw three ritual murders on the way to work. The phrase "White Boy Jihad Summer" was sprayed on the side of every bus. Nick Mullen has been elected minister of propaganda. Having money is now illegal
Saw three ritual murders on the way to work. The phrase "White Boy Jihad Summer" was sprayed on the side of every bus. Nick Mullen has been elected minister of propaganda. Having money is now illegal
June 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
1st day of Sharia Law in NYC:
Saw three ritual murders on the way to work. The phrase "White Boy Jihad Summer" was sprayed on the side of every bus. Nick Mullen has been elected minister of propaganda. Having money is now illegal
Saw three ritual murders on the way to work. The phrase "White Boy Jihad Summer" was sprayed on the side of every bus. Nick Mullen has been elected minister of propaganda. Having money is now illegal
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The New York Mets also conceded to a socialist candidate tonight (Spencer Strider)
June 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The New York Mets also conceded to a socialist candidate tonight (Spencer Strider)
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OP2 - Cardcaptor Sakura (1998)
Tobira wo Akete - ANZA
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #Sakura #CardcaptorSakura #CLAMP #Madhouse
Tobira wo Akete - ANZA
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #Sakura #CardcaptorSakura #CLAMP #Madhouse
May 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
OP2 - Cardcaptor Sakura (1998)
Tobira wo Akete - ANZA
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #Sakura #CardcaptorSakura #CLAMP #Madhouse
Tobira wo Akete - ANZA
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #Sakura #CardcaptorSakura #CLAMP #Madhouse
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Giannis to Sacramento
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
June 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Giannis to Sacramento