Lass McConkey 🏳️⚧️ ⚢
@shieldofpallas.bsky.social
it’s Athena: she/her, UGA bluesky’s premier himejoshi. louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny. 🔞
Pinned
ngl this is how i remember that believe is i-e not e-i
the best part of "believe" is the "lie", i hope you sing along and you steal a line
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
ngl this is how i remember that believe is i-e not e-i
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KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
Been meaning to make this post for a while, but if you’re following me and not @dirtbagqueer.rocks somehow, you need to run not walk to your nearest bookseller and buy One of the Boys. Victoria is the only person who could make me endorse a book that contains Falcons slander, that’s how good it is.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Been meaning to make this post for a while, but if you’re following me and not @dirtbagqueer.rocks somehow, you need to run not walk to your nearest bookseller and buy One of the Boys. Victoria is the only person who could make me endorse a book that contains Falcons slander, that’s how good it is.
Heard Cake By the Ocean out in public recently and there has to be some sort of “do not play” list we can put it on, we can’t have Joe Jonas singing “I’ll be Diddy” in 2025
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Heard Cake By the Ocean out in public recently and there has to be some sort of “do not play” list we can put it on, we can’t have Joe Jonas singing “I’ll be Diddy” in 2025
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Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre's music playlist likely doesn't include any Bad Bunny songs.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
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Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
is anyone else named RuPaul or is it just him
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
is anyone else named RuPaul or is it just him
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Look he deserves it for a lot of good stuff but maybe this guy should have been asking why is closer is taking phone calls minutes before going into a game?
2 years as a big league manager
2 AL Manager of the Year Awards
Congratulations to Stephen Vogt!
2 AL Manager of the Year Awards
Congratulations to Stephen Vogt!
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look he deserves it for a lot of good stuff but maybe this guy should have been asking why is closer is taking phone calls minutes before going into a game?
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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actually jar jar binks is a stand in for Québécois
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
actually jar jar binks is a stand in for Québécois
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Andy Pages unknowingly fucking up your gambling grift because he's bad at batting is the funniest shit I've ever seen
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
This is one of the pitches that was supposed to be a ball, but Andy Pages swung anyways.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Andy Pages unknowingly fucking up your gambling grift because he's bad at batting is the funniest shit I've ever seen
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
Fixing the pass rush but still being bad is the most Falcons thing
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Fixing the pass rush but still being bad is the most Falcons thing
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
number one: Dan Le
french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
number one: Dan Le
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Hey I posted about this on the other app but wanted to do so here, too.
In short: I said yes without doing an ounce of vetting, and that's 100% on me. Thought it was just a normal marketing gig and I'm incredibly embarrassed about the whole thing. A colossal fuck-up on my part.
In short: I said yes without doing an ounce of vetting, and that's 100% on me. Thought it was just a normal marketing gig and I'm incredibly embarrassed about the whole thing. A colossal fuck-up on my part.
Mina, please help us understand the solitaire situation. I think most fans are concerned about its origins. I ask respectfully. Best wishes.
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hey I posted about this on the other app but wanted to do so here, too.
In short: I said yes without doing an ounce of vetting, and that's 100% on me. Thought it was just a normal marketing gig and I'm incredibly embarrassed about the whole thing. A colossal fuck-up on my part.
In short: I said yes without doing an ounce of vetting, and that's 100% on me. Thought it was just a normal marketing gig and I'm incredibly embarrassed about the whole thing. A colossal fuck-up on my part.
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[NYC guido voice] eyyyyy whoa it’s joey fags!
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
[NYC guido voice] eyyyyy whoa it’s joey fags!
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kids everywhere are trying to play like Alperen Şengün! They’re calling it “‘güning”!
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
kids everywhere are trying to play like Alperen Şengün! They’re calling it “‘güning”!
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there's definitely an essay in this, about how this entire generation of right wingers have spent their entire career smashing the drywall and kicking the legs out from under polite society, seemingly so sheltered that they honestly never considered that it might end up affecting them too
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
there's definitely an essay in this, about how this entire generation of right wingers have spent their entire career smashing the drywall and kicking the legs out from under polite society, seemingly so sheltered that they honestly never considered that it might end up affecting them too
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The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
Mayor Mamdani, my team the Atlanta Falcons yearns for freedom
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Mayor Mamdani, my team the Atlanta Falcons yearns for freedom
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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wow! the breasts of a fictional character
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
wow! the breasts of a fictional character
at Auburn straight up Durkin it. and by “it” let’s just say. haha. my DJ.
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
at Auburn straight up Durkin it. and by “it” let’s just say. haha. my DJ.