Cam!
@camphelan.bsky.social
I don’t know dude, I just got here
DNI after 10 PM (bedtime)
DNI after 10 PM (bedtime)
My concept of an inch is about twice as large as an actual inch so I need to apologize to a looooot of people
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My concept of an inch is about twice as large as an actual inch so I need to apologize to a looooot of people
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not to be confused with @camphelan.bsky.social my emotional turmoil mean lesbian
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
not to be confused with @camphelan.bsky.social my emotional turmoil mean lesbian
Dissertation draft is due to my advisor tomorrow, inveniam viam aut faciam or whatever
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dissertation draft is due to my advisor tomorrow, inveniam viam aut faciam or whatever
Enjoying my actual birthday so much that I haven’t hit my screen time warning yet at 8:30 PM
September 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Enjoying my actual birthday so much that I haven’t hit my screen time warning yet at 8:30 PM
Sad enough and Catholic enough to get back into the name of the rose
September 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Sad enough and Catholic enough to get back into the name of the rose
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70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men.
His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
August 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men.
His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
I might be taking my lack of a romantic life out on the papers I’m reviewing. Maybe requiring 26 pages of response to my concerns is too much
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I might be taking my lack of a romantic life out on the papers I’m reviewing. Maybe requiring 26 pages of response to my concerns is too much
Face blindness but for my friends’ cars
August 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Face blindness but for my friends’ cars
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Defenders of car-centric road planning claim that highway widenings reduce emissions (b/c they lessen congestion) while slow urban streets increase emissions (b/c they worsen congestion).
Neither of those assertions is true.
Neither of those assertions is true.
Opponents of lower speed limits in cities often argue that they would actually increase emissions.
But it's actually a lot more complicated than that. This study looks into it properly and finds that they can reduce emissions by 10% doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...
But it's actually a lot more complicated than that. This study looks into it properly and finds that they can reduce emissions by 10% doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Defenders of car-centric road planning claim that highway widenings reduce emissions (b/c they lessen congestion) while slow urban streets increase emissions (b/c they worsen congestion).
Neither of those assertions is true.
Neither of those assertions is true.
Saucony Kinvara 16 would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
August 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Saucony Kinvara 16 would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Nothing tastes as good as closing all of the tabs for a finished dissertation chapter feels
August 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nothing tastes as good as closing all of the tabs for a finished dissertation chapter feels
ooh ouch my lower back, I think I hit the early to late twenties inflection point
August 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
ooh ouch my lower back, I think I hit the early to late twenties inflection point
Getting ads for private student loans in my .edu inbox feels icky
July 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Getting ads for private student loans in my .edu inbox feels icky
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I don't have computer problems, computers have a me problem
July 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don't have computer problems, computers have a me problem
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WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
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the NYT is firing all its culture critics to make way for a new Chief AI Reporter and a full staff for its new phrenology desk
July 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the NYT is firing all its culture critics to make way for a new Chief AI Reporter and a full staff for its new phrenology desk
What does my algorithm tell The Apps to make them give me ads for both Seeking Arrangement AND some sort of conservative gay matchmaking service?
July 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What does my algorithm tell The Apps to make them give me ads for both Seeking Arrangement AND some sort of conservative gay matchmaking service?
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DHS seems to be testing the waters with ‘actually nurses are the bad guys too’
July 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
DHS seems to be testing the waters with ‘actually nurses are the bad guys too’
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Just sit with this for a moment. Israel perpetrated what is certainly the largest single mass killing of trans people in history. And it's basically a footnote in an article in the NYT covered weeks after it happened.
Israel bombed an Evin, an Iranian prison that housed dissidents and political prisoners. They ended up destroying the trans wing and murdering over 100 trans people incarcerated there, many for simply being queer in Iran.
This is unspeakable evil.
archive.ph/PA2n5
This is unspeakable evil.
archive.ph/PA2n5
July 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just sit with this for a moment. Israel perpetrated what is certainly the largest single mass killing of trans people in history. And it's basically a footnote in an article in the NYT covered weeks after it happened.
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This country sucks shit
July 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This country sucks shit
Do you think Canada Dry is like California Sober but it’s maple syrup or timbits instead of weed?
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Do you think Canada Dry is like California Sober but it’s maple syrup or timbits instead of weed?
Seaborn will drive me to an early grave but grad school will fly me there
June 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Seaborn will drive me to an early grave but grad school will fly me there
heteroscedastic noise? during pride month???
June 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
heteroscedastic noise? during pride month???
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
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please earmark a little for dumb guys please please
June 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
please earmark a little for dumb guys please please