Guys Threads is 1,000,000,000x more fun than bsky 👁️ 👁️
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Guys Threads is 1,000,000,000x more fun than bsky 👁️ 👁️
Fascia? I hardly know ya
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fascia? I hardly know ya
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Will you guys be mad at me if I quit doing this to 1000 piece puzzle only like 150 pieces in ? :( say no
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Will you guys be mad at me if I quit doing this to 1000 piece puzzle only like 150 pieces in ? :( say no
Love my midday rinse (so hot my skin hurt )
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Love my midday rinse (so hot my skin hurt )
It’s time to speak my truth!! I don’t like Toxic by Britney Spears ! Don’t tell her tho
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s time to speak my truth!! I don’t like Toxic by Britney Spears ! Don’t tell her tho
Just did a pedicure on myself and I looked very poised and cute and normal while hunched over in front of a dusty desk lamp (if anyone asks)
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Just did a pedicure on myself and I looked very poised and cute and normal while hunched over in front of a dusty desk lamp (if anyone asks)
Me, making generalized statements about boomers ruining our entire country: I’m allowed to say that I know a ton of boomers my grandparents are boomers !!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me, making generalized statements about boomers ruining our entire country: I’m allowed to say that I know a ton of boomers my grandparents are boomers !!!!!!
Reading a book and by a book I mean well let’s just say my penis
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reading a book and by a book I mean well let’s just say my penis
Is using the instant pot rapid release function to steam my face instead of going to a spa or something a recession indicator ?
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Is using the instant pot rapid release function to steam my face instead of going to a spa or something a recession indicator ?
Sending the fish bowl margarita back bc it didn’t even come with one fish
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Sending the fish bowl margarita back bc it didn’t even come with one fish
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*walks out of the woods in the mall parking lot*
“I can cut your hair.”
“I can cut your hair.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*walks out of the woods in the mall parking lot*
“I can cut your hair.”
“I can cut your hair.”
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Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
November 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
Transmuting my standup routine to when people don’t laugh I get rich
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Transmuting my standup routine to when people don’t laugh I get rich
I wish mansplaining meant man complaining
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wish mansplaining meant man complaining
You seeing MTG: Marjorie Taylor Greene
Me seeing MTG: Machine Tun Gelly
Me seeing MTG: Machine Tun Gelly
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
You seeing MTG: Marjorie Taylor Greene
Me seeing MTG: Machine Tun Gelly
Me seeing MTG: Machine Tun Gelly
Manifesting so hard im getting motion sickness
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Manifesting so hard im getting motion sickness
Bird seed? Uh yeah how else would it know where it’s going
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Bird seed? Uh yeah how else would it know where it’s going
Feeling very witchcraft lately
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Feeling very witchcraft lately
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*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
I’m back and it’s YALLS problem now
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I’m back and it’s YALLS problem now
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Merry Christmas to me, a notorious monster-lover
December 26, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Merry Christmas to me, a notorious monster-lover
I miss Teen Shauna so much
June 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I miss Teen Shauna so much
Thank you. It IS my birthday.
February 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thank you. It IS my birthday.