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Becky Gelke
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Blue sweatpants aficionado. Did you hit my car?
This is just so incredibly dumb lol
Two years ago, Elon Musk began to build a diner and drive-in theater that he described as “Grease meets Jetsons with Supercharging.” The retro-futuristic diner rising in Los Angeles looks as if a flying saucer had come to rest in the parking lot.
Elon Musk Gets Ready to Enter the Restaurant Business
Two years ago, the Tesla leader and DOGE chief began to build a diner and drive-in theater in Los Angeles. Then he became a political lightning rod.
nyti.ms
March 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Do not travel to the US for any reason.

It's not safe.

And make their tourist dollars go to zero.
March 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I have been seeing far too many Teslas around Edmonton lately. What a bunch of dicks.
March 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My 3 year old just tried sushi so that’s cool
March 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🥹
February 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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THE MODERN DAY DEMOCRATS ARE LITERALLY THE STANDARD REPUBLICAN PARTY IN MOST COUNTRIES.

Insisting we need a “Republican Party” is just reinforcing how fucking right wing America is
February 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’ve been on bluesky since 2023 and only today followed my husband back lol
February 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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If you go back and read the country’s original user manual it lists factors that help you identify monarchical malware and suggests solutions.
February 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Pronouncing Bongino like it rhymes with “vagina” is a hobby yes?
February 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Between the Canada geese and the blood-curdling shriek of my slightly inconvenienced three year old, who even needs a military?
February 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My kid went bowling today and had the time of her life dancing to yacht rock and sneaking candy from her aunt. Not sure whether she’ll remember the bowling part but it was a good day. ❤️
February 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m calling it Italian Funeral soup because it’s using up a bunch of stuff before it expires lol
February 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’s 10:15 on the Saturday of a long weekend and my husband and I are doing synchronized facial sheet masks in our jammies so yeah I guess you could say we’ve still got it
February 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
4-hour braised lamb shank & rainbow carrot ragù over creamy polenta with fresh burrata, broccolini, & fennel fronds
#cookingwithJo
February 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
🥹
February 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Can we please get group DMs
February 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hey funny story, I have a secret half sister 🫠
February 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Okay I’m gonna try and get back into posting here. Hi new followers!
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hi new followers!
November 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Anze Ko-pee-tar
April 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Comfort food 😍
January 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
🎶A pinch on my left, pinch pinch on my right
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing🎵
January 12, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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the English language is based just enough on Dutch that everything you might say in Dutch sounds like someone making fun of Dutch
January 3, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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CHARGE
January 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Is the "merit-based society" in the room with us now
January 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM