B. Ham
@callmibham.bsky.social
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Formerly "CallMiBHam" on the 🐦 app
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Formerly "CallMiBHam" on the 🐦 app
Today was not the day to forget to take my Adderall.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Today was not the day to forget to take my Adderall.
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the way I didn’t not need this quiz to tell me this 😂 me and that lady in the chair doing the best we can
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the way I didn’t not need this quiz to tell me this 😂 me and that lady in the chair doing the best we can
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"It seemed so outlandish I didn't take it seriously. It just didn't seem reasonable until they started blowing boats up, and then holy s—-, does this all go together?"
Why don’t people take people at their word?? Especially people in this administration.
www.npr.org/2025/11/17/g...
Why don’t people take people at their word?? Especially people in this administration.
www.npr.org/2025/11/17/g...
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
www.npr.org
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"It seemed so outlandish I didn't take it seriously. It just didn't seem reasonable until they started blowing boats up, and then holy s—-, does this all go together?"
Why don’t people take people at their word?? Especially people in this administration.
www.npr.org/2025/11/17/g...
Why don’t people take people at their word?? Especially people in this administration.
www.npr.org/2025/11/17/g...
"United Nations + 1000 Ways to Die" really should be like six minutes long.
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"United Nations + 1000 Ways to Die" really should be like six minutes long.
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Whichever one of y’all told me to get a doctorate:
I want to punch us both in the face 😭😂
I want to punch us both in the face 😭😂
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Whichever one of y’all told me to get a doctorate:
I want to punch us both in the face 😭😂
I want to punch us both in the face 😭😂
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"Love Is infallible; it has no errors, for all errors are the want of love." - William Law
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Love Is infallible; it has no errors, for all errors are the want of love." - William Law
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Will Smith lifetime achievements
1) Being the first rapper to win a Grammy
2) being the fresh prince of Bell air
3) being a Black ass leading man in Blockbuster after Blockbuster
4) Slapping the entire shit on of Chris Rock
No I will not alter my list
1) Being the first rapper to win a Grammy
2) being the fresh prince of Bell air
3) being a Black ass leading man in Blockbuster after Blockbuster
4) Slapping the entire shit on of Chris Rock
No I will not alter my list
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Will Smith lifetime achievements
1) Being the first rapper to win a Grammy
2) being the fresh prince of Bell air
3) being a Black ass leading man in Blockbuster after Blockbuster
4) Slapping the entire shit on of Chris Rock
No I will not alter my list
1) Being the first rapper to win a Grammy
2) being the fresh prince of Bell air
3) being a Black ass leading man in Blockbuster after Blockbuster
4) Slapping the entire shit on of Chris Rock
No I will not alter my list
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30+ year old hormones:
My kitty has become more vocal. Baby, she be meowing me down.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
30+ year old hormones:
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Baby when I tell you I’ve swooned!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Baby when I tell you I’ve swooned!!
Nine Inch Nails by way of Charli XCX? You know what? Hell yeah!
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nine Inch Nails by way of Charli XCX? You know what? Hell yeah!
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I don't think you find your soulmate (if they even exist in the traditional sense) but rather they're made through vulnerability and openess and growth.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don't think you find your soulmate (if they even exist in the traditional sense) but rather they're made through vulnerability and openess and growth.
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PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.
Love this movie.
Re-Watching Slither (2006)!
Whenever someone finds a disgusting pulsating object in the woods, their first instinct is to touch it, or at the very least to poke it with a sharp stick! I don't know if it is in our nature, but we are kind of drawn to the gross & disgusting, which explains reality TV.
Whenever someone finds a disgusting pulsating object in the woods, their first instinct is to touch it, or at the very least to poke it with a sharp stick! I don't know if it is in our nature, but we are kind of drawn to the gross & disgusting, which explains reality TV.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Love this movie.
Will be skipping out on Scream 7 as much as it pains me to do so.
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Will be skipping out on Scream 7 as much as it pains me to do so.
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Apparently you can’t use beefstew as a password…
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Apparently you can’t use beefstew as a password…
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
Weighing under 200lbs lately. I'm no longer Daddy status. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😔
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Weighing under 200lbs lately. I'm no longer Daddy status. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😔
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All these “we could be at brunch!!” signs?
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
All these “we could be at brunch!!” signs?
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
Age of Revelation feels very meh so far.
October 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Age of Revelation feels very meh so far.
When I say Gerard was doing his good hollering! open.spotify.com/track/1yKAqZ...
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When I say Gerard was doing his good hollering! open.spotify.com/track/1yKAqZ...
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Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
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Beyond earned!!
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Beyond earned!!
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Everyone else is a model here for a check but the dude licking her foot is in it for the love of the game
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Everyone else is a model here for a check but the dude licking her foot is in it for the love of the game
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Ta-Nehisi Coates said this week on a pod that folks on both sides need to just start saying “I support genocide, I’m okay with genocide” and that’s really all there is to it.
Own your murderous shit.
Own your murderous shit.
That’s my favorite non-reaction. It means “I thought ppl liked war propaganda and xenophobia more than this.”
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ta-Nehisi Coates said this week on a pod that folks on both sides need to just start saying “I support genocide, I’m okay with genocide” and that’s really all there is to it.
Own your murderous shit.
Own your murderous shit.
One of my favorite anime tropes is small girl with a giant bladed weapon. Especially an ax!
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
One of my favorite anime tropes is small girl with a giant bladed weapon. Especially an ax!